Best Stuck Up Poems

Luke’s been playing with the glue again
Now everything sticks everywhere
There’s food glued to the table
And his bum is glued to the chair

My feet are glued to the floorboards
My hands are glued to my side
I’ve even noticed the odd bird or two
Glued to the branches outside

I...

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Fluffy The cat climbed the tree;
He had ran away from me;
Yet he stills meows;
To far up now;
How meow gonna git down now?


6/27/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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Our cupboards are full of junk no one would ever eat.
My husband has this little buy-too-many groceries problem.
Especially if they are on sale.
"I'm saving you money,' says he.

Sure.
He saved me money on 9 $1 jugs of tea I took to school and the
teachers poured out...

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Let her go we urge our cousin
but he is enthralled, entranced,
totally gaga crazy about her

She calls him names
She puts him down
She makes fun of him
She teases him 
She threatens him
She pokes and prods him
She irritates him to the edge of the grand canyon

And yet, there...

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I can’t take your wining
Or you’re crying and fussing
I’m dead beat of your selfish moves
And the acts you seem to “prove”

I can’t take your hypocrite act
A fraud in fact
And lets discuss about your medieval plots
The devil shots

You scrap
You nag
You pick this fight
You brawl your might

But...

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The lift shook before it started
A warning sign which I did not heed
There was another guy in here too
He did not glance up

We stopped suddenly with a jerk
It knocked me almost off my feet
The guy wearing the suit hit his head 
He glared at me

As...

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 That girl is a dictionary,
she always wins at pictionary,
i really do not like her,
she may be smart,
but her organs shiver “burrr!”,
especially her heart....

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(This is a fictional poem)

I've had the same mattress for over twenty-five years.
When my teenage son was having sex on it, a spring went up his rear.
It went up his ___ and it got stuck.
I caught him in my bed and he was out of...

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I smiled when she said that he died.
She was a mean woman, no soul.
Refused to show inside I cried.
So being stoic was my goal.

She told some other people too.
Confidential? She had no clue.
I knew my grandfather loved me.
Imagined now that he could see.

I saw him...

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come down 
there friend around
 don't look mad
or sad
all the time
kept stop mine
stop this stuff
being
STUCK UP...

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come down 
there friend around
 don't look mad
or sad
all the time
kept stop mine
stop this stuff
being
STUCK UP...

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The couple wanted to eat at an exclusive restaurant.
Wife said, “Let’s act like we are haughty and stuck up.”
Husband was all in; so they ate with pinkie fingers up.
They were ultra-rude to the waiter; noses in the air.

They sent their food back twice; a chef...

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The king of the oak mites thought 
he was all that, and was gloriously puffed up
Making the roaches laugh, and the leaves shake
Even the caterpillar queens made fun of his arrogance

The princess of the anthill got angry
She had fallen completely smitten under his self-promotion.
You are...

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Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Stuck up
Barely speaking to other sea creatures
Much ado about nothing

Snotty haughty sea turtle
Mean to others
For decades
Now trying to pretend you are not haughty?

Snotty haughty sea turtle
Waving now
Pretending you have a heart
Might as well go back into your shell.

Snotty haughty sea turtle.
Too late
Too...

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Girly hedgehog is so feminine and fine
She should have suiters falling down in a line
My hair is perfect, my smile is a delight
What is wrong with these boys? They simply aren’t right!

Maybe you are too perfect, a butterfly suggests.
I agree! Throws in a wise robin...

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