Stinky Poems - Poems about Stinky

Stinky No offense you smell very bad I Can smell you From a mile away It makes me want to puke You wear the same clothes For 3 days That is terrible You hygiene is very bad You say that you can look After your self Bat that is a load of crap You need to have a shower badly And change your clothes badly Don't you have clean...

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those naughty creatures so easily startled can poof anytime...

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We went into the garden It was late but we had to do this thing I made a little hole planting a shoebox with Stinky into a shallow darkness I knew you were puzzled you said: “Do shoeboxes ever miss their shoes daddy?” I thought of all the living I had walked away from things I had buried much deeper I replied, “Yes always.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stinky was a hamster....

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Sticky Stinky. Like an old ugly deplumed chicken, He! Set out few sticky stinky eggs in seven years. The last one was in the last year. Sticky stinky, but big. She was proud of it Making big noise at noon Bug bug bug buggagg People ignored her & her noise But a professional pool player Who knows how to shoot bulls & balls Shot her...

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stepped right in dog poo don't on my mat or carpet! ~ how did that happen?...

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My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink. He used to work in a factory that made joke shop supplies things like whoopee cushions, doggie poos and also googly eyes. On the day in question, he was on the morning shift but the night before, he'd drank a bottle...

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Diverticula pits up her colon ...

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The lead singer in a rocking roll group Wanted sex with the sexy- "Betty Boop" He took a piece of her red dress So that he could clean up his mess When he farted, and then sharted some poop Betty Boop- was now naked and undressed I don't know why but the singer confessed But...

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My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food and lot of legumes Where he shows up, a gaseous cloud looms Pete is kinda kinky When he makes a stinky He likes breathing in his odorous fumes Beth's twenty years married to...

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skunk stays to herself until rude interruption lesson learned quick...

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There once was a pup named Pete Fresh off of his Mama’s teet First day off his lead He found some skunk weed Now he smells like butt and feet...

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no one knows him in the room except by loss of breath greeted as unwelcome guest his stinking scent is death noses wrinkled in disgust when sensed this gust of wind all souls beneath his sickly scent are far too quickly pinned. inhaled in gasps of shortened breath each person feels impending death. Surprised, all eyes begin to scan so desperate for a breeze or fan. Feeling...

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Black fat cat Pepé on his back got white spots Swinging its tail getting tied up in knots. Nerves he dances like a girl Leaps on fence its tail does curl Tripped into the garbage can where food rots Darn male skunk keeps sneaking under the fence To visit my black cat at my expense Thought I would get between them In my...

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Koalas called Joeys are marsupials Was told they sure don't smell like petunias An Australian lady Said they smell like feces Will take her word for it, though dubious...

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We buried the fat hamster by moonlight. A shoebox lowered into a shallow trench. "He won't be coming back will he Dad?” This said with eyes and fists tightly shut. "One day, when you are an old man. I'll bring him back in my coat pocket; next time though no more chocolate for stinky” Long thoughtful pause: Okay....

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