Best Stinky Poems

Oh, how I loved my little teddy bear
although I don’t recall from whom he came
or when I first laid eyes on him or where;
I only know I chose for him his name.

Yes, Pinky Winky’s name was like my own,
a playful silly nickname “Andy Pandy,”
and also...

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I posted this first poem on one of my first days here at Poetry Soup. It’s about my stinky Pug Mugsy. He is almost fourteen now and for the past two days he has been slowly withering away. It’s so heartbreaking to see him dying....

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Our memories can be aroma-based...
   at times not stoked by customary kind.
What some may find offensive, flee in haste,
   to others stirs up pleasure in the mind.

Especially when memories are formed
   in very young, they often leave imprints
of happy...

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There’s a fungus among us
It’s funky no doubt.

It’s creepy, it’s crawly
and I’m quite put out.

Tennis shoes, Gym shoes,
Golf and football cleats.

Snow shoes, walking shoes,
rain shoes and sleets

Running shoes, Sunday shoes
Bedroom shoes galore

All strung out and stinky
In your room on the floor

© Mar 11 2010 ...

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A poor little boy named Stinky McGee.
His problem, he'd fart whenever he'd pee.
His Mama fed him beans.
And you know what that means.
He was worried he'd fart the kind you'd see....

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There once was a magician in Vegas,
who needed a flat more spacious,
the bunny from his hat,
was peculiarly fat,
stinky farts from carrots were contagious!


Rhyme Scheme: A-A-B-B-A

Date Written: February 20, 2016...

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An Old Goat in a boat rowed off shore.
He caught perch in his search and much more.
So full was his boat,
there's trout in his coat
Eau de fish was his scent evermore!

a/a/b/b/a  9/9/6/6/9
anapest meter...

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You're my little stubby pug,
So stubborn, so smug,

Snore so loud in our bed,
Acting like you're never fed.

You trot like you're so tough,
Then cover me with pug kisses,
Then you sleep on my feet,
So tired and so listless.

That big black face,
Those beautiful brown eyes,
You're an angel when...

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Feet
Feet stink
Feet stinking 
Foot odor bad now
Shoes off odor penetrates air
Odor flows gradually around room uncomfortable
Odor flows gradually around room very uncomfortable someone please grab the Frebreze...

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Stinky Skunk

                                          Black, white...

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Bunnies Bidet


Believe me or not when I say,
my bunny has had a rough day-
He pooped on his blankie,
now his cage smells rankie,
now bunny sleeps on my bidet!


Syllable Count: 8-8-6-6-8
howmanysyllables.com


October 13, 2016...

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As I look down, I see stinky feet
So pudgy yet so sweet
I made a comment that made you blush
At that moment I knew I had a crush
The whole day I was laughing and giggling
Everytime I looked at you my heart began singing
Everytime I look into...

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Go away! 
Go away!
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
I don’t like skunks
You smell
Peeeeuuuw!...

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My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated
For two weeks he has been constipated
Then, in Poetry Soup
I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!"
His laxative had been activated!

He eats spicy food and lot of legumes
Where he shows up, a gaseous cloud looms
Pete is kinda kinky
When he makes a stinky
He...

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Outside with one shoe

The shoe I took from the dumpster

My hair is filled with flies

Oh do I stink

Brown flames comes up from my butt

Flies come by my way

They all die

 

Oh do I stink

Never in life was I applause for my smell

Can it be that...

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