Charles Messina Poet Limerick

Stinky Situation

The lead singer in a rocking roll group 
Wanted sex with the sexy- "Betty Boop"
He took a piece of her red dress 
So that he could clean up his mess 
When he farted, and then sharted some poop 

Betty Boop- was now naked and undressed  
I don't know why but the singer confessed 
But the poop hit the walls 
When she saw his small balls 
Making love to him, she couldn't digest

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Linda Alice Fowler July 15, 2023 at 11:47 AM LOL Charlie. Like Andrea said, What a picture! LOL Congrats on your win! :)

Andrea Dietrich July 6, 2023 at 10:46 PM What a picture, Charles!! Great job and congrats

Terry Flood July 6, 2023 at 3:31 PM I sure as hell didn’t see ‘small balls’ coming… if you get my drift. Congrats on a mighty fun write, Charles. Terry

I Am Anaya July 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM Congratulations Charlie, stinky laughs!

Jan Allison July 4, 2023 at 4:23 PM I was creased up reading your poem Charlie, Many thanks for supporting the poop poetry contest and congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile June 24, 2023 at 10:14 AM That poor singer Charlie! This is a funny one! Good Luck!!!

Tania Kitchin June 22, 2023 at 4:47 PM Charlie, a funny set of limericks, BOL in the contest.

Paula Goldsmith June 22, 2023 at 11:16 AM Your "Stinky Situation" is way tooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh. Good Luck. I also wrote on this one. Have a fun day writing away..................

Victor Buhagiar June 22, 2023 at 7:49 AM So many have this fixation for poop' Still thanks for the laugh.

Anne-Lise Andresen June 22, 2023 at 6:45 AM - Stinky situation, really ... not my favorite subject, Charlie - hugs