Short Stinky Poems
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The soul
Stained, soiled, dirty
Mucky, stinky, coated
Deeply corrupt, sullied, ruined
Redeemed
i once knew a stinky dude
who smelled so bad it was rude
but he was a great guy
always smiled and said hi
and had a sweet atitude
robin’s olfactory serves not
the stinky pear tree —
Spring blossoms like a bride
fishy-catch of the day
3/13/2021
broad faced koala
like Jim Henson stitched muppet
stinky hugs clamber
wide eyed from home in gum tree
scared away by Aussie flames
you see
how the KNEE is nee probleem nie
to rise in stats here
to beat the US and PS
PS: vapors from anything will rise, good and stinky
Form:
Ate food at banky linky
But it tasted like stinky stinky
Threw up all over pinky kinky
Went home to slinky hinky
But the bed kept spinny linny
There once was a pup named Pete
Fresh off of his Mama’s teet
First day off his lead
He found some skunk weed
Now he smells like butt and feet
Wee Willie Winkie
Let out a stinky
That made the young girls cry
On his lips with his pinky
Wee Willie Winkie
Said that it wasn't I
ROCK HARD POLITICAL DEFECATION
Making the nation
great again, he defecates
laws of injustice:-
Stinky flowing unjust laws:
Stooled igneous tyranny:-
Will Hicks was angry about rear ends
a sudden discharge cost him countless friends.
It made a stinky mess
causing him distess
until he started to wear Depends.
I caught ampersand in my boot.
Go away I said or I’ll shoot.
Hilarious pout.
Arrogantly loud and not moot,
His flatulence was a big hoot.
And stinky, no doubt.
A funny guy went to town with glee,
Came home with a rat, you see.
His wife was quite cross,
With a stinky meal toss,
Said, "Next time, bring home takeout for me!"
There once was an old man from Timbucktoo
Who made the most terrible stinky stew.
A pot full of meat
So rancid can’t eat
Even the vultures stayed clear of the brew.
I went to the store to buy some bread
Ended up buying some beans instead
He said the beans were magic
The stinky smell was tragic
And my wife kicked me out of the bed
Most annoying bugs are mosquitos
They're attracted to stinky body odour
Not that you stink
But I might turn to drink
Your smell really can't be ignored
Taxis used poop power in days of old
Street cleaners had to mop up the road
A stinky job oh yes
Really quite a mess
Hope they were paid by the stinky load
All little boys like to master the fart
Among their peers its considered an art
It must be loud
To make them proud
If stinky, a winner right from the start
A poor little boy named Stinky McGee.
His problem, he'd fart whenever he'd pee.
His Mama fed him beans.
And you know what that means.
He was worried he'd fart the kind you'd see.
I went to myself
to learn details in and out
stumbled I in true
came back to learn you
found stinky lessons to hate
truth is bitter doom
-March 04, 2019 Chattogram
Ten outta nine people are men
The kind that start wars with nations they offend
A charming lot
With stinky socks
Rest ain't too pleasant especially their back end
Taxis used to poop in the days of old
Street cleaners would have to mop up the road
A stinky job oh yes
Whatta a mess I guess
Hope they were paid by the stinky load
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"*
But would you stop to sniff a rose labeled Stinky Athletes' Feet?! ;-P
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*Shakespeare
Koalas called Joeys are marsupials
Was told they sure don't smell like petunias
An Australian lady
Said they smell like feces
Will take her word for it, though dubious
While poking around in an old tree trunk
I came nose to nose with a stinky skunk
He suddenly raised his tail
Twas' such a horrible smell
For my wife said that I stink, stank, and stunk
i have several feet
stinky feet
dry feet
sweaty feet
scaly feet
aching feet
flat feet
and barking dog-tired feet
it just does not seem right
that they are all attached
to the same toes