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Funny Sonnet Poems

These Funny Sonnet poems are examples of Sonnet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sonnet Funny poems written by international poets.

My Pen and I
My pen, it cries
I wrote for too long
To get sleep, it tries
To end my songs

I deserve to write
So I tell him to stop
But it still...

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Categories: humor, writing,

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
"The pen is mightier than the sword"
Said the towns' poet, a bit of a bard,
To the Chief of the military,
Challenged him to a duel, gave...

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Categories: humor, writing,

Premium Member unbefitting
I was drawn to you, from the first instant
something about you aroused my senses
a message unspoken, and insistent
that could somehow bypass my defenses.

I couldn’t show...

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Categories: sonnet, boyfriend, emotions, feelings, poetry,

Premium Member Sweet Scented Thoughts
My many many thoughts linger, 
in the dusting of the springtime, 
I turn pages with my finger, 
I love to read each loving rhyme. 


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Categories: books, flower, love, sweet,

Premium Member When I Died
My soul was body-shaped still when I died.
I looked the same as I had that same day
though no one saw me when I slipped away!

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Categories: death,

Premium Member Written Instructions
It's eight o'clock on a monday morning,
I'm wrestling with a tissue box - it a mystery,
the guys who make these must have macabre humour,
no machine,...

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Categories: confidence, confusion, crazy,

If tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
I would hope that you would feel the same
otherwise- well that's just lame
maybe.... just...

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Categories: beauty, crush, love,

Premium Member The Sting of Spring
   I sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of...

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Categories: angst, funny, spring,

The Funniest Poem You Will Ever Read, OR, Confession
"Leave 'ere! Leave 'ere!" she said. "I love you not."
The toxic fumes of hate did fill my eye.
"There, there." Javier said. "She's just a thot."

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Spring's Other Side
Spring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come...

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Categories: flower, humor, morning, rain,

Premium Member Heart of Kudzu
"The universe is an implacable force sans any intention period."
-- Physics 101, 
Lesson 1: "The Horror!  The Horror!"  
*   *...

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Categories: pain,

Premium Member All Hallows Evening
  All Hallows’ Evening

     Dear kids, Hello! And All Hallows, now in party
     Play-fun: Enjoy! Taste...

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Categories: appreciation, halloween,

I Still Love You - Christen Kuikoua
How Can you deny the love you feel
When that Special person is Right Next to you
How to pretend you don’t see ?
How to tell her...

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Categories: 10th grade, confusion, devotion,

a port in Italy
A port in Italy

Livorno was a dark town with sparse light that appeared Russian
at an open place with many trucks and many women milling about

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Categories: sonnet, absence, dream, funny love,

Premium Member The Old Rusty Gate
The old rusty gate                                         ...

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Categories: dad, fun, joy, kid,