Funny Sonnet Poems
These Funny Sonnet poems are examples of Sonnet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sonnet Funny poems written by international poets.
My Pen and I
My pen, it cries
I wrote for too long
To get sleep, it tries
To end my songs
I deserve to write
So I tell him to stop
But it still...
The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
"The pen is mightier than the sword"
Said the towns' poet, a bit of a bard,
To the Chief of the military,
Challenged him to a duel, gave...
sonnet, boyfriend, emotions, feelings, poetry,
I was drawn to you, from the first instant
something about you aroused my senses
a message unspoken, and insistent
that could somehow bypass my defenses.
I couldn’t show...
Sweet Scented Thoughts
books, flower, love, sweet,
My many many thoughts linger,
in the dusting of the springtime,
I turn pages with my finger,
I love to read each loving rhyme.
When I Died
My soul was body-shaped still when I died.
I looked the same as I had that same day
though no one saw me when I slipped away!
confidence, confusion, crazy,
It's eight o'clock on a monday morning,
I'm wrestling with a tissue box - it a mystery,
the guys who make these must have macabre humour,
beauty, crush, love,
If tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
I would hope that you would feel the same
otherwise- well that's just lame
The Sting of Spring
angst, funny, spring,
I sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of...
The Funniest Poem You Will Ever Read, OR, Confession
"Leave 'ere! Leave 'ere!" she said. "I love you not."
The toxic fumes of hate did fill my eye.
"There, there." Javier said. "She's just a thot."
Spring's Other Side
flower, humor, morning, rain,
Spring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come...
Heart of Kudzu
"The universe is an implacable force sans any intention period."
-- Physics 101,
Lesson 1: "The Horror! The Horror!"
All Hallows Evening
All Hallows’ Evening
Dear kids, Hello! And All Hallows, now in party
Play-fun: Enjoy! Taste...
I Still Love You - Christen Kuikoua
10th grade, confusion, devotion,
How Can you deny the love you feel
When that Special person is Right Next to you
How to pretend you don’t see ?
How to tell her...
a port in Italy
sonnet, absence, dream, funny love,
A port in Italy
Livorno was a dark town with sparse light that appeared Russian
at an open place with many trucks and many women milling about
The Old Rusty Gate
dad, fun, joy, kid,
The old rusty gate ...