Contest Rules

 ~Write me a Sonnet but, let it be known
no poems are allowed with names there upon.
No wordie finesse to impress or construe
like gossamer wing, sublime or imbue.

  Submitting confusion or befuddled verse
or morbid misssspellings will cause me to curse.
And, please leave out language referring to sex,
for most to be tactful, it's far too complex.

  Disqualification befalls the Bard
who fails to comply or rules, disregard.
Expecting to place, my will must be done,
but always remember… you’re here to have fun.
     When judges use hammers to drive home their rules
          just try to avoid getting hit by these tools.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 3/10/2024 9:49:00 AM
Excellent poem that catches the maze of contest rules to a T. Such a contradiction - "have fun" in writing but first jump through all these hoops. So frustrating to free flung creativity. A superb posting, Mark. Top of the podium for me. Best wishes. Brian
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Mark Massey
Date: 3/10/2024 11:57:00 AM
Thanks Brian… I am very appreciative of those who run the gauntlet of hosting a contest, but a few (very few) let that power get away from them.
Date: 3/8/2024 4:34:00 AM
I’d have given you first place, Mark. Without a doubt.
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Mark Massey
Date: 3/10/2024 11:58:00 AM
Thanks Lin… a little satire never hurts but most of the judges are wonderful.
Date: 3/7/2024 8:28:00 PM
well said, congratulations on your win.
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Mark Massey
Date: 3/10/2024 11:59:00 AM
Thank you Eve.
Date: 3/7/2024 7:24:00 PM
Congratulations, Mark! Watch out for those sonnet hammers ;)
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Date: 3/7/2024 3:38:00 PM
Congrats Mark, this s a beaut entry. Really enjoyed the read. SV
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Mark Massey
Date: 3/10/2024 12:01:00 PM
Thanks SV
Date: 3/7/2024 3:23:00 PM
Congrats on 3rd place out of 30 entries! Loved your rhyme choice. Super clever and engaging.
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Mark Massey
Date: 3/10/2024 12:02:00 PM
Thanks Matt…great contest …and an outstanding judge you were!!.
Date: 2/20/2024 9:57:00 AM
Congratulations on your win for this clever and fun piece!
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Mark Massey
Date: 2/20/2024 4:57:00 PM
Thank you Robert
Date: 2/19/2024 3:13:00 PM
Didn't realize this was for the contest. Oops! But it didn't influence me in the least. I knew it was cool when I read the first time. Congrats on 2nd place
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Mark Massey
Date: 2/20/2024 4:57:00 PM
Thanks Tom
Date: 2/10/2024 2:38:00 AM
hahahahahah this is hilarious Mark, I didnt realise there was a contest until I read this and had read a poem on a similar contest theme:-) hugs jan ps i am not a fan of sonnets but this is a gem lol
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Mark Massey
Date: 2/10/2024 11:44:00 AM
Love it!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2024 10:20:00 AM
Thanks so much for the comment and i am beyond thrilled you have purchased the book - it is typical Jan humour so be pre-warned! One man on the Island has now purchase 7 copies he loves it so much and is spreading the word to friends and relatives:-) hugs jan xx
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Mark Massey
Date: 2/10/2024 4:20:00 AM
Thanks Jan...this is a contest I expect to see a lot of old timers here on PS enter, and, by the way, "A Giggle A Day" is headed my way (Dallas). Congrats to you on its success.
Date: 2/9/2024 4:59:00 PM
Lol. The truth is most of the judges couldn't write a true sonnet if you put a gun to their heads ( shhh, don't tell anyone). Nice tongue in cheek write mark
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Mark Massey
Date: 2/9/2024 5:09:00 PM
Ha! I love when you stop by…thanks Tom
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