Sneeze Poems - Poems about Sneeze

I sensed something spectacular was going to happen So, I stayed in place, secure behind a fallen oak The forest did not share secrets with unhidden humans Feeling anticipatory winds from the west, I remained silent The fey would not come out and play if they heard me. Within a few minutes a faerie shower began Faeries of all shapes and...

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I want you to stand in front of the tv Vacuum when my favourite show is on Wash the floor with the steamer And me smile as if it’s fun I want you to not hear what I am saying And ask questions already resolved As I shake my head and laugh You say you need some new shoes I want to hear...

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Squirm the Germ Vs.1 There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So….. (Point to your head, then use both hands wide open to show how the germs will jump out) Chorus Cover your cough! (make cough noise into the crook of...

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poems should start writing after each one are sighting will be inviting when breeze blows through trees will always cause me to sneeze later also wheeze increased light incandescent would be incessant perfect and pleasant we were not sure which after we had found a glitched did decide to switch had hemorrhoid we were really annoyed we will avoid ...

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The poet shivers Feeling under the weather Haiku! Gesundheit...

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Mr Curveball was a drifter visiting from left field Mr Curveball only stayed long enough to be a fleeting thought, a brain sneeze, his presence often indicated by frowns, robotic owls looking around, he was a head scratch, fingers on a chin, occasionally rubbing slowly invisibly introduced as a spaghetti of oddity until he moved on -...

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Blame it on Biden. Blame it on Trump. Blame it on inflation and the gas at the pump. Blame it on our borders. Blame the Chinese. Blame toilet paper hoarders when covid makes you sneeze. Blame it on the Christians. Blame it on the Jews. Blame it on the LGBTQ's. Blame it on Putin and his war in Ukraine. This blaming game is quite inane....

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What’s funny ? Going mad! Try to write a poem within the rules, quick march. It is bad. Look left and right. So please do not sneeze, Mini arch. I might. It's true. ...

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no one was in the john that day so I thought it’d be safe to stay I needed to sneeze with hands on my knees blew the blockage from my…airway...

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On the top of my delicious spaghetti Always covered with cheese I miraculously lose my poor meatball When someone uninvited sneezes It rolls of a marble table And splats onto the floor Then my poor meatball Heads right out the door! It rolled in a grassy garden And right under a bush Now my poor meatball Was nothing but a mush The mush was still...

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Tickly nostrils... Watery eyes... Dramatic pause... ... ... ACHOOOOOOO!!!...

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Tension builds in multiples Between two lords with their disciples: For knives wanting to rush at arteries, Trouble starts changing their batteries! Now, every cough is risky: Experimentation with the frisky; Every move of defiance, A murderous stab’s reliance; The discordant notes of a forced sneeze And awkwardness of every heard wheeze. Something of headache for cold-suffering Clement Already out of...

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dawn with bright red hues A long way above the snow Spread from sea to sky In my mind, will not have a cold Yet, pollen is now free to hold When flowers beguile you might sneeze four times in row In spring, hoped I wasn't foaled walking around the yard, I heard nature's grace, the tulips were sprouting. Written: January 23, 2022 Charlie...

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It begins with a sneeze and you feel The dust mites clogging your sinuses Spores of memories you choke on Take that broom right there the one with harsh bristles Stretch and feel your shoulder as you push deep to the wicked middle beneath your bed. Drag and push down pulling producing the tracks of grime....

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I've never had anyone look At me the way that you do. The first time I saw it, I tried To catch it but missed. Much like a shooting star Fast & fleeting. I remember the look on your face, The pieces of gold shone by the light. Your eyes, they do something to me In my collective thought. They break down an insane amount Of...

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