if they do not make you sneeze

Roses are red, violets are vile Lilies are ugly, daisies make me smile Allergies are making me sneeze off my head I hate to say this, but I want all flowers dead I cannot bury them in my yard for they make me sick If you send me a bouquet, I will be saying “ick!” Flowers are pretty, if they do not make you sneeze But my inhaler is not near, and they make me wheeze I am trying my best to not throw this delivery guy out But he just brought pollen in, and I really want to shout Roses may be red, but I want them dead Now my blasted spring allergies have clogged up my head