Best Sneeze Poems

It started with a sniffle one March morn’
When on my car that telltale film appeared
And I knew well this coat it had not worn
For overnight the gleam had disappeared

The grasses and the grains had sprung to life
A tease from leprechauns I do suspect
So thick this...

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There was a young lady called Mae West
Who was famed for the size of her chest
She came down with Flu
Gave a big sneeze 'Atchoo'
And that was the end of her vest...

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To Sneeze or Not to Sneeze
(with apologies to William Shakespeare)


To sneeze or not to sneeze, that is the question.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
A runny nose and congested head
Or to have qualms against a sea of herbal teas
And by opposing them to lie,...

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The tree stretches its branches
Like a cat waking up from sleep
Its leaves  give a little shake
Almost like a gentle sneeze

Looks down at the passing river 
Snaking its way past its roots
Watering nature as it meanders by
Grass and plants with wormlike shoots

Where is this river running to
What...

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Mrs. Snuffles' epic sneeze
Blew her ruffles to the knees
While blowing her nose, she tore her hose
Disturbing the neighbor's peace
The neighbor was so displeased
He lost his temper and shrieked,
"Please, Mrs. Snuffles pull up your ruffles
The wheezing and sneezing must cease
The obnoxious kerfuffle is simply abnormal
And you...

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I wonder what causes it?
That thing they call a sneeze,
It comes rushing out your mouth, 
As easy as you please. 
There seldom is a warning,
Just a great big noise,
It can make any gasping kid
Really lose his poise....

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Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot....

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Don't know about you but I love to sneeze
A good one will bring me down to my knees

Blasting my head right off of my neck
A feeling that makes me an absolute wreck

Shivering on down to my little ole toes
You certainly must know how that all...

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I usually don't talk about rainbows.
I'd rather talk about farmers or crows.

But if you pierce a rainbow, does it not bleed?
Into one color, for every intention, desire, and need?

Brothers and sisters and cousins and nephews,
I care not how descends your Muse.

Listen to the string meant...

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Sneeze repeatedly
Sound echoes through the hollow..
Ragweed now blossoms  

Is it a Haiku or Senryu?...

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Louise would you please,
Sneeze in your elbows sleeves.
Geez Louise, don’t even wheeze.
Louise, seize it at the knees.
Louise do not sneeze a breeze.
Be at ease, no spreading disease.
Louise your body has the keys.
Maybe you’re allergic to bees.
Please Louise, stay still; freeze.
Louise, you are blowing cheese.
Louise, be...

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Between you and me, I sure love to sneeze
It's absolutely thrilling, I'm brought to my knees
Looking up at the sun
I'm soon overcome
Shivering with excitement, oops, stuff on my chemise...

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Between you and me, I sure love to sneeze
It's absolutely thrilling, brings me to my knees
Looking up at the sun
I'm soon overcome
Shivering with excitement, oops, got stuff on my chemise...

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I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...

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no one was in the john that day
so I thought it’d be safe to stay
	I needed to sneeze
	with hands on my knees
blew the blockage from my…airway...

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