Short Sneeze Poems

Short Sneeze Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sneeze by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sneeze by length and keyword.


Cathartic

. . . such relief, such ease

              itchy, consummated sneeze

                        cathartic release . . !
Form: Senryu


Joke

When you sneeze 1 time, you're smart,
When you sneeze 2 times you're intelligent,
When you sneeze 3 times you're a genius.
Form: ABC

Premium Member Feline

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    Crafty
      sly
    feline 

     itch
   scratch
   sneeze

   Feline

     itch
   scratch 
   sneeze

Premium Member Sneeze

Sneeze repeatedly Sound echoes through the hollow.. Ragweed now blossoms
Is it a Haiku or Senryu?
Form: Haiku

-isms

gnashed teeth
and battery flavored asbestos
& so open minded
that its fallen out
a Chernobyl sneeze
deteriorating
the gestalt


Hipposoreassrex

There once was an ass at the zoo
Who went there sick with the flu
Let out a sneeze 
Said gee Louise
For in his pants he went poo
Form: Limerick

Premium Member allergic to trees

I have pretty trees and ugly trees
The cottonwoods don’t make me sneeze
All the rest are horrible for me
Stirring up my leafy allergy
Form: Rhyme

Ketchup Please

ketchup on grilled cheese
it won't make you sneeze
and on eggs with cheese
like it scrambled please
ketchup is a must
without any fuss
Form: Couplet

Achoo-Oo-Eww

I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!
© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Cold Rhino

As I was walking in the snow,
I chanced to meet a cold rhino.
  It began to sneeze,
  Creating quite a breeze:
Now what to do? --I dunno.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member When It's Not Warm

Good Fahrenheit's seventy-two
If colder than that I turn blue
Without any heat
I get numb hands and feet
And sneeze with a runny ACHOO!!!
Form: Limerick

Rise of Fall

Fall’s dust makes me sneeze
Cool nights color maple trees
Our team wins with ease
Cuddling with you we squeeze
Winter rumors in the breeze
Form: Tanka

Ff

Fish
Flower
Frog and fruit.

Feet
Face
Fig and flute.

Fence
Fan
Farm and freeze.

Which one of these Ff words 
rhymes with sneeze?
Form:

Falling Leaves

Listen carefully to the sound,
of leaves falling to the ground.

Whisper, whisper, softly please!
Don’t make a sound…
Don’t dare to sneeze!
Form: Rhyme

A Dandelion Bloom

A Dandelion Bloom

The wind blows with steam
A dry airy sneeze — achoo 
Hairy pins in the breeze 


Marckincia Jean
Free verse
07/29/19

Alfoil

Alfoil

If you leave alfoil in 
the bathroom for 
too long or 
if you sneeze accidently or 
on purpose they won’t 
amount to 
anything.

Premium Member Silent John

no one was in the john that day
so I thought it’d be safe to stay
	I needed to sneeze
	with hands on my knees
blew the blockage from my…airway
Form: Limerick

Yellow

A field of yellow flowers melts into the sunset 
Birds sing and bees on  the wing 
A perfect summers day 
sneeze !  



contest entry pic 2
fun

Christmas Notice

The Malls are filled with Christmas trees
And every one will make me sneeze
No frosty spray
Will save the day
Zealots dub it, "Lumberjack Wheeze".
Form: Limerick

Premium Member lousy head II

Do blow jobs supplied as the norm
Add thrill to a man's pleasure storm?
Though oral acts please
The giver could sneeze
And create a transgender form
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Stench of Moldy Cheese

Pungent scent plays on the breeze ~ what a stink!
One I think, makes me sneeze
Gagging with each breath, I wheeze
Because of that moldy cheese!
© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Englyn

Sneezy

His mother taught him to say, "Please"
Before eating Limburger cheese
Each beat of his heart
Propelled a cheese fart
He tried to hide behind a sneeze
Form: Limerick

Hey

The game is run
Let’s not sneeze
Respect has shun
The same is but a squeeze
Good fame don’t run
Just be at fun
The race is a freeze
Let’s not seize
© Nkoyo Nsa  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Triolet

Premium Member The Quill

The reason the old man was sneezin'
Was not just the pollen of season.
He wrote with a quill,
O, yes, he did still,
Which ever his nostrils was teasin'.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Aciu

There once was a girl called Denise
Who was desperate to stifle a sneeze
She had a good go
But it was a big blow
When she blew all the tops off the trees
Form: Limerick

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