Slang Poems - Poems about Slang

“In a rundown, the runner is in a pickle that could become a rhubarb.” ~ by poet Rundown. He's trapped between bases being pursued by the fielders who glibly smile because they know they have the advantage, to perhaps overtake and tag the beleaguered runner, to foil the run. Rundown. ...

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Always on the Road Trucker Tucker Feed that guy Bony Tony A Boy Scout Always Prepared Ready Teddy He’ll Put You Away Jailer Taylor At the Valentine Date Auction Gimme Timmy Stay at Home Dad Mommy Tommy Our Loan Shark We owe Tio Swear to Him Promise Thomas They Sure Need Improvement Tanner’s Manners Head in the Clouds Spacey Tracy Fibber Liar Tyler Will you . . . Marry Terry? Where is He Anyway? John Doe Waldo Hey, Anyone . . . You know Udo? Bon Voyage Sail on, Waylon Do You . . . Fancy Yancy? The Weirdo Wiggy Ziggy...

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Give This Guy a Chance Throw in Rowen The Hypochondriac Dyin’ Eyan So Generous is He Giver River The Sneaky One Wily Riley The Parachutist Glider Ryder Legal in Half the States Ruby’s Doobies Cute as a Lass Bonny Ronny So Sweet Randy’s candies Always at the Beach Randall’s Sandals Swam to Florida Cuban Rueben Too Stocky for His Race Horse Jockey Rocky Give him a Hanky, Please Clammy Sammy Prefers Prosecution Lawyer Sawyer Guy with Allergies Itchy Richie Time to Land Fly low, Shiloh Always on Dialysis Sydney’s Kidneys A Simple Rapping Pieman Rhymin’ Simon Ballerino Twirling Sterling Why He Was Put in Time Out Sinbad be bad The Guy...

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(a poem in genZ slang) square-up marys, It’s junior year, in the ivie, we’re gambling for big-chips. so gambate, do-it-big! It's time, buck-up or labron. if you bunny rouble homeskillets will hook-it-up lovems juju . . slang… girlogue = conversation between girls that guys can’t understand square-up = get ready marys = bookish and lovable girls of wit and looks ivie = ivy league big-chips = high stakes, high risk gambate =...

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He’s always So Behind Hasten, Mason Heavenly Guy Sky glow Milo A Great Guy Maxwell acts swell Sure Not Dickie Nixon Tricky Micky Spoiled Guy Bratty Mattie Why We Follow Moses Shows us Such a Cheerful Fellow Jaunty Monty Hope he Doesn’t want Kids Sterile Merrill The Stoic Spartan Martin He Keeps Them in the Family Newel’s Jewels The King’s Favorite Jester Nestor He’s Just so Tall Shorten Norton Almost got Left off the Ark Noah’s Boas I Have . . . Faith in Nathan The Shrewd One Heady Neddy The guy in Charge Foreman Norman Never Sits Still Goin’ Owen Stuck at Home Snowed in Odin A Nobody Zero Nero Put...

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colloquialism to say is quite the trick tells where your from by words that you pick with diplomas on the wall my friends I appall when I go fishing down at the crick...

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It’s Sure not Miss Daisy Drivin’ Ivan The Over-Achiever Be more Igor Big Eater Guy Piggy Iggy The Straw Man Flaxen Jackson Street Smart Joseph Knows stuff Serial killer? Gory Jory Would Love to hear from One Call a Jonah The Extra Cautious Wary Jerry So Burdened Laden Jayden Get Him Deoderant Smelly Kelly Being Cloned Thrice Tripling Kipling This Guy Will Do Any Kenny Who Needs To Weight Lift? Scrawny Lonny Who DOES weigh lift? Brawyn Johnny Halloween Lover Scary Larry He’s got Tons of Them Logan’s Slogans The Substitute Stand-in Landen You’ve Got To See my Levi So gross Lucus Mucus More than Enough Plenty Lenny Below Zero Minus linus ...

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Always Prepared Ready Freddy The Untamed Feral Ferril What’s in Frankie’s Pockets? Frankie’s hankies Patriotic Guy Yankee Frankie Of the highest Quality Fraser’s razors Small Eater Grazer Frazer The Warlock Pagan Fagin The Brilliant One Star Glow Fargo Something’s About to Happen to Him Herald Gerald Poet The bard Gerard The Mimic Parrot Garret Who Needs Pudding and Pie Georgie Porgie Good Grief! Lordy, Gordy! Best Things in his Garden Gerrett’s carrots The Stoic Steely Greeley What People Always Say to Him Really, Greeley? The Generous One Sharin’ Garen Thrill Seeker Gnarly Harley So Angry Snarly Harley Embittered Soured Howard Not Brave at All Coward Howard What’s in Henny’s pocket Henny’s Pennies The Pest Vermin Herman What Herman Gives Each Sunday Herman’s sermons Why Can’t...

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So Risque Racy Casey His Mind’s on the Moon Spacey Casey Great Sprinter Darter Carter Crybaby Bawlin’ Colin Always in a Rush Boltin’ Coltin Puppies for Sale Daniel’s Spaniels Don’t Cross Him Callous Dallas Witch Doctor Shaman Damon The Manny Nanny Danny The Anti-Hero Villain Dylan To Stop His Slouching Straighten Dayton Wild Child Feral Darrell He Can’t Keep Secrets Don’t tell Darnell Pretty Boy Bonny Donny The Vigorous One Lusty Dusty Out of Practice Rusty Dusty Irritable Grandpa Crusty Dusty Mr. Stability Steady Eddy Sunburned Red one Edwin Always Prepared Ready Eddy...

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At the Dating Auction Anne drew Andrew A Mere Lord Baron Aaron Big City Guy Boston Austin He Who Crashes Weddings Crasher Asher Bird Boy’s Best Feature Allan’s Talons Scam Man Shady Brady The Arrogant One Snobby Bobby Christmas Guy Merry Barry Halloween Guy Scary Barry The Proposal Baxter asked her After Laying Out Darker Barker Twinkle Toes Sparkly Barkley The Water’s Fine Wade in, Brayden Brave Heart Lion Bryan...

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In Your Neighborhood Local Opal Also in Your Neighborhood Near a Vera Combat Lady Sniper Piper Girly Girl Frilly Tillie The Boxing Girl Bobbin’ Robyn Fashion Setter Trendy Wendy Miss Competitive Trophy Sophie Guys will Do Anything . . . For a Cora For a Dora For a Nora...

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Big Bottom Gal Fannie Annie Senior Citizen Oldie Goldie The Cleverer One Sharper Harper Loves to Wear Negligees Lacey Gracie Weird-sounding Girl Nasal Hazel Miss Orderly Tidy Heidi Routine Girl Daily Hailey One to Emulate Be a Gia Another One to Emulate Be a Mia So Cute Bonnie Lonnie The Wild One Crazy Maisie Out of Her Weight Class Puny Junie Extra Small Skinny Minnie...

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No Alice in Wonderland Callous Alice Sacrificial Lamb Blame me Amy Fan of the Panda Bear Andie Pandie Miss Hollywood Star Queen Arlene The Trifling One Petty Betty One Gorgeous Redhead Henna Brenna Miss Sophisticated Classy Cassie Not so Sophisticated Gassy Cassie Miss Detective Police Clarice Fragile: Treat with Care China Dinah Miss Flamboyant Showy Chloe The Lesser of the Flamboyant ones Tawdry Audrey The Laggard Lazy Daisy The Imprudent One Folly Dolly Stars in her Eyes Eileen Sky Queen Earth Girl Terra Farrah...

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Jury Duty, such a response ability it's not this, that is hard for me, as much as my encounter with folks to or from their court parking lot... this entire experience is hilarious, both before or after court; One Spanish lady asks, please sir where is them alabateors - What did she say - oh sure... why she meant those...

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I went out for a nanty narking time Wearing my best gas pipes and tie Hanging with whooperups at the pub Lally-gagging with girls going by I met the jammiest bit of jam, I did She was bang up to the elephant, truly 'Be my boop,' I said, enchanted 'Saddle goose! ' she said, and refused me I'm completely off chump, to be...

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