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Premium Member IT'S A SLANG THANG



WITH THE DISC JOCKEY ROCKIN
THE SOUNDS START A POPPIN
PEOPLE START FLOCKIN
THE PARTY'S A TOPPEN

IZZY AND LIZZY
BOTH BUSY AND DIZZY
KNEE KNOCKIN
BEBOPPIN
HIP HOPPIN
TIC TOKIN

THEN IT ALL HAPPENS 
CROWDS START A CLAPPIN
RAPPERS START RAPPIN
FINGERS START SNAPPIN
TOES START A TAPPIN
CAMERAS START FLASHIN

IT ALL SEEMS AMAZING 
ONLOOKERS GAZZING
EYES ARE A GLAZING
THE JAMS ARE A BLAZING 
SPIRITS ARE RAISING
THEN THE MUSIC STARTS PHASING

THE PRODUCTION'S A RAP
THE AUDIENCE CLAPS
WITH THEIR MOVES ON THE MAP
TIPS DROP IN THE HAT

IT'S TIME TO RELAX
TAKE A LOOK BACK
REMEMBER THE TRACKS
THAT MADE IT ALL HAP
TOMORROW THEY'LL DO IT AGAIN.

Michael E Harris 
08082026

Forked Truth

A mangled man's
remains,
remain dismembered.
Scattered limbs 
laid amongst the
litter.
Littered
ligament lies
amidst tense 
muscle,
resting cuts
lay tender.

I really
try to not
remember.

This I
wish I
was lying about.

I can't
I magine
mans lying about.

Torn asunder, ripped
apart by chainsaw
teethed razor.
Rehearsed excuses
always sound best
on scratch paper. 

Throw it away or 
save it for later?
From behind ear 
whisper bubblegum's 
last flavor.
Hope all is better
before a blue
member come rapping 
upon thy chamber.

They won't just go away.
It's best to 
answer, then 
answer what they ask.
Then they'll leave you 
alone.
To go
about your day.
left in disarray,
disagree met dismay.

Where is the 
line that
compromised game 
last time?

Premium Member A bee's knees verse

Eye wood bee grateful,
Ifs yous dont judge me poorly
Four writen this whey
Just doing what u asked me.

I'd be chuffed if you red dis 
My dodgy atemp to write
This cat's meow of a verse
Pleese dont bee salty

I went to a restarant tuther day
They had two many knifes
I asked the waither for informations
It cawsed  a grate kerfuffle

I was reeley shook
Delulu rizz  me mate showd me
His sockdolager left me realing
A bee's knees this verse is.


Creating the Rizomatic Style that rizz about me

What are goofy things 
Being awkward, 
telling dumb jokes and stories,
 or wearing crazy clothes
 are all great ways to be goofy.
Why are my stories so bad
I never thought them goofy
The lady say's I'm a jerk.
I never thought I was being useless
She said I had a silly grin.
I thought I was smiling.
I admit to loving you
You are ashamed of me
aren't you?
A goofy smile is sweet
unless you don't wanna be sweet.
Why am I sweet anyway
or are you just mean and sour
and repel great looking men
Huh? Come on tell me.
Please tell me why you know
so much?
Tell me why you're so special.
I'm proud and debineer
cool and sophisticated
I got that rizz about me
I got that rizz about me
i really;really do
an alarming rhizz go tell your friends
tell them I'm that great and entertaining
Goofy, nah I'm Rizomatic
 This word was created today
  the word was brand new.

And bang goes one more slang

And here comes one more random slang--
Among many that loosely hang.
What does it really mean?
Not mean, enough if seen,
But gung-ho goes this Gen Zen gang.
_______________________
Happenings | 11.10. 2025 | humour, slang/language

Note: 6 7, read six seven. It is the latest random slang like LOL, YOLO, and many of the Gen Zen going crazier by the day. It does not have to mean much, but still…
- I saw a movie; it was 6 7. (passable).
- Look at the dude, he’s 6 7. (indicates height 6’ 7”)
- I’m feeling 6 7 today (so-so).
Perhaps these expressions arise from young generation’s angst. The expression means different things to different bored heads and hearts.

Premium Member Rundown

“In a rundown, the runner is in a pickle that could become a rhubarb.” ~ by poet

Rundown.
He's trapped between
bases being pursued
by the fielders who glibly smile
because they know they have the advantage,
to perhaps overtake and tag
the beleaguered runner,
to foil the run.
Rundown.


Premium Member Male Slang Footle Names - final part

Always on the Road

Trucker
Tucker

Feed that guy

Bony
Tony

A Boy Scout Always Prepared

Ready
Teddy

He’ll Put You Away

Jailer
Taylor

At the Valentine Date Auction

Gimme
Timmy

Stay at Home Dad

Mommy
Tommy

Our Loan Shark

We owe
Tio

Swear to Him

Promise
Thomas

They Sure Need Improvement

Tanner’s
Manners

Head in the Clouds

Spacey
Tracy

Fibber

Liar
Tyler

Will you . . .

Marry
Terry?

Where is He Anyway?

John Doe
Waldo

Hey, Anyone . . .

You know
Udo?

Bon Voyage

Sail on,
Waylon

Do You . . .

Fancy
Yancy?

The Weirdo

Wiggy
Ziggy

Premium Member Male Footle Slang Names: Part 7

Give This Guy a Chance

Throw in
Rowen

The Hypochondriac

Dyin’
Eyan

So Generous is He

Giver
River

The Sneaky One

Wily
Riley

The Parachutist

Glider 
Ryder

Legal in Half the States

Ruby’s
Doobies

Cute as a Lass

Bonny
Ronny

So Sweet

Randy’s
candies

Always at the Beach

Randall’s
Sandals

Swam to Florida

Cuban
Rueben

Too Stocky for His Race Horse

Jockey
Rocky

Give him a Hanky, Please

Clammy
Sammy

Prefers Prosecution

Lawyer
Sawyer

Guy with Allergies

Itchy
Richie

Time to Land

Fly low,
Shiloh

Always on Dialysis

Sydney’s
Kidneys

A Simple Rapping Pieman

Rhymin’
Simon

Ballerino

Twirling
Sterling

Why He Was Put in Time Out

Sinbad
be bad

The Guy Whose Buttons Pop off

Glutton
Sutton

Premium Member girlogue, a poem in genZ slang

(a poem in genZ slang)

square-up marys,
It’s junior year, in the ivie,
we’re gambling for big-chips.
so gambate, do-it-big!
It's time, buck-up or labron.
if you bunny rouble
homeskillets will hook-it-up
lovems juju
.
.
slang…
girlogue = conversation between girls that guys can’t understand
square-up = get ready
marys = bookish and lovable girls of wit and looks
ivie = ivy league
big-chips = high stakes, high risk
gambate = Japanese word: 'Try your best!!'
do-it-big = take things to the next level
buck-up = rise to a challenge, to do something others are unable to
labron = fail miserably at the last second
bunny rouble = have trouble
homeskillets = friends
hook-it-up = help you out
lovems = sending you love
.
.
(Get ready, you bookish and lovable girls of wit and looks,
it’s junior year, in the ivy league,
and we’re gambling for high stakes.
So try your best, take things to the next level!
It's time, to rise to a challenge and do something others are unable to
or fail miserably at the last second.
If you have trouble
your friends will help you out
I'm sending you love, good luck.)

Premium Member Slang Men’s Names in Footles- Part 6

He’s always So Behind

Hasten,
Mason

Heavenly Guy

Sky glow
Milo

A Great Guy

Maxwell
acts swell

Sure Not Dickie Nixon

Tricky
Micky

Spoiled Guy

Bratty
Mattie

Why We Follow

Moses
Shows us

Such a Cheerful Fellow

Jaunty
Monty

Hope he Doesn’t want Kids

Sterile
Merrill

The Stoic

Spartan
Martin

He Keeps Them in the Family

Newel’s
Jewels

The King’s Favorite

Jester
Nestor

He’s Just so Tall

Shorten
Norton

Almost got Left off the Ark

Noah’s
Boas

I Have . . .

Faith in
Nathan

The Shrewd One

Heady
Neddy

The guy in Charge

Foreman
Norman

Never Sits Still

Goin’
Owen

Stuck at Home

Snowed in
Odin

A Nobody

Zero
Nero

Put Him on a Diet

Fatty
Paddy

Give Him a Shave Please

Hairy
Parry

Never Finished Med School

Nursie
Percy

Kind of a Loafer

Restin’
Preson

Mr. Popular

Tweeter
Peter

His Magic

Patrick’s
Hat Tricks

Worm Man

Wriggly
Quiggly

Premium Member Words From Home

colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing down at the crick

Premium Member Slang Footle Male Names: Part 4:

It’s Sure not Miss Daisy

Drivin’
Ivan

The Over-Achiever

Be more
Igor

Big Eater Guy

Piggy
Iggy

The Straw Man
Flaxen
Jackson

Street Smart

Joseph
Knows stuff

Serial killer?

Gory
Jory

Would Love to hear from One

Call a 
Jonah

The Extra Cautious

Wary
Jerry

So Burdened

Laden
Jayden

Get Him Deoderant

Smelly
Kelly

Being Cloned Thrice

Tripling
Kipling

This Guy Will Do

Any
Kenny

Who Needs To Weight Lift?

Scrawny
Lonny

Who DOES weigh lift?

Brawyn 
Johnny

Halloween Lover

Scary
Larry

He’s got Tons of Them

Logan’s
Slogans

The Substitute

Stand-in
Landen

You’ve Got To

See my 
Levi

So gross

Lucus
Mucus

More than Enough

Plenty
Lenny

Below Zero

Minus
linus

Premium Member Slang Footles for Male Names: Part 3

Always Prepared

Ready 
Freddy

The Untamed

Feral
Ferril

What’s in Frankie’s Pockets?

Frankie’s
hankies

Patriotic Guy

Yankee
Frankie

Of the highest Quality

Fraser’s
razors

Small Eater

Grazer
Frazer

The Warlock

Pagan
Fagin

The Brilliant One

Star Glow
Fargo

Something’s About to Happen to Him

Herald
Gerald

Poet

The bard
Gerard

The Mimic

Parrot
Garret

Who Needs Pudding and Pie

Georgie 
Porgie

Good Grief!

Lordy,
Gordy!

Best Things in his Garden

Gerrett’s
carrots

The Stoic

Steely
Greeley

What People Always Say to Him

Really,
Greeley?

The Generous One

Sharin’
Garen

Thrill Seeker

Gnarly
Harley

So Angry

Snarly
Harley

Embittered

Soured
Howard

Not Brave at All

Coward
Howard

What’s in Henny’s pocket

Henny’s
Pennies

The Pest

Vermin
Herman

What Herman Gives Each Sunday

Herman’s
sermons

Why Can’t He Just Stay Home?

Roamer
Homer

Better Than Ice Cream
 
Sherbet
Herbert

Get Him Band-aids

Howie’s
Owies

Nonsensical

Phooey
Huey

Always Amazed

Wowie
Howie

The Overly Sentimental One

Gooey
Huey

Premium Member Male Footle Slang Names: Part 2

So Risque

Racy
Casey

His Mind’s on the Moon

Spacey
Casey

Great Sprinter

Darter
Carter

Crybaby

Bawlin’
Colin

Always in a Rush

Boltin’
Coltin

Puppies for Sale

Daniel’s 
Spaniels

Don’t Cross Him

Callous
Dallas

Witch Doctor

Shaman
Damon

The Manny

Nanny
Danny

The Anti-Hero

Villain
Dylan

To Stop His Slouching

Straighten
Dayton

Wild Child

Feral 
Darrell

He Can’t Keep Secrets

Don’t tell
Darnell

Pretty Boy

Bonny
Donny

The Vigorous One

Lusty 
Dusty

Out of Practice

Rusty 
Dusty

Irritable Grandpa

Crusty
Dusty

Mr. Stability

Steady
Eddy

Sunburned

Red one
Edwin

Always Prepared

Ready 
Eddy

Premium Member Male Footle Slang Names: Part 1

At the Dating Auction

Anne drew
Andrew

A Mere Lord

Baron
Aaron

Big City Guy

Boston
Austin

He Who Crashes Weddings

Crasher
Asher

Bird Boy’s Best Feature

Allan’s
Talons

Scam Man

Shady 
Brady

The Arrogant One

Snobby 
Bobby

Christmas Guy

Merry
Barry

Halloween Guy

Scary
Barry

The Proposal

Baxter
asked her

After Laying Out

Darker
Barker

Twinkle Toes

Sparkly
Barkley

The Water’s Fine

Wade in,
Brayden

Brave Heart

Lion
Bryan

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