Short Slang Poems

Short Slang Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slang by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slang by length and keyword.


Premium Member Words From Home

colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing down at the crick
Form: Limerick


Cockney Slang #2

My basin of gravy has the worst raspberry tart...

My baby has the worst farts(translation)

My man's ian beale blotto, so 'es intercity is spent...

translation:  My man's real drunk, so he's spent his money.

Ain'T Got the Slang But You Got the Face To Play the Role Ode To Kings of Leon

Backstage and waiting
For my favorite 
Band to just show up 
Anticipation
Has got me dizzy

Heavy songs like: "Milk"
and "McFearless"
Here's my respect 
For your music;

On God, Life 
Teenage sex,
and "Tranies"

Southern
Home-grown

Kings

Premium Member Rundown

“In a rundown, the runner is in a pickle that could become a rhubarb.” ~ by poet Rundown. He's trapped between bases being pursued by the fielders who glibly smile because they know they have the advantage, to perhaps overtake and tag the beleaguered runner, to foil the run. Rundown.

Premium Member Female Footle Slang Names: Part 3

In Your Neighborhood

Local 
Opal

Also in Your Neighborhood

Near a
Vera

Combat Lady

Sniper
Piper

Girly Girl

Frilly
Tillie

The Boxing Girl

Bobbin’
Robyn

Fashion Setter

Trendy
Wendy

Miss Competitive

Trophy
Sophie

Guys will Do Anything . . .

For a
Cora

For a
Dora

For a
Nora
Form: Footle


Premium Member Slang From the Twenties

In the 1920’s a hundred years ago
There was so much slang, it danced to and fro.
The cat’s pajamas meant a marvelous thing
Something terrific, an idea that could swing.

Whoever created it is probably gone away now.
But it meant something exciting, great. Don’t have a cow.
Another 1920’s lingo that meant, don’t lose it please.
Many of these sayings are long gone in a breeze.
Form: Rhyme

Slang Or Common Talk

Slang Or common talk
Yay all knows that peoples talk funny 
If yous are from the south.
They cut off the lights and jaw jack alls night long.
If youns need to find something.
We cans find it down the road a piece or maybe over yawner.
So if you think I talk funny or in slang.
You alls need to catch the seconds of taters and grits and pig fat.
You alls come back now you hear.
And yes bring granny and the boys well have a shing dig.

Premium Member Slang

If one more person calls me Bro or Dude
or uses the phrase WhaazUp! or Sorry, My Bad,
I think I may have to commit myself
because it's driving me friggin mad.
Please don't call me Bro or Dude.
Refer to me as Sir or My Friend or my name.
I can't take any more of this street talk slang.
It's driving me friggin insane.

I know that this street talk slang is currently all the rage.
It never annoyed me before. I guess I'm starting to show my age.
Form: Rhyme

Cockney Slang

I right fancy an itchy ring
'Ope it's itchy teeth in my ivory band
to calm the hunger in my mathew kelly.
I right fancy an isle of skye, to help the inspector and tickle my Irish rose.
I bring my intercity due to inflashun, innit?!!



Translation:
I desire to go to Burger King
hope it's beef in my hand
to calm the hunger in my belly.
I desire a piece of pie, to delute the drink and tickly my nose.
Bringing my bank roll due to inflation!!

Premium Member Female Footle Slang Names: Part 2

Big Bottom Gal

Fannie
Annie

Senior Citizen

Oldie 
Goldie

The Cleverer One

Sharper
Harper

Loves to Wear Negligees

Lacey
Gracie

Weird-sounding Girl

Nasal
Hazel

Miss Orderly

Tidy
Heidi

Routine Girl

Daily
Hailey

One to Emulate

Be a 
Gia

Another One to Emulate

Be a
Mia

So Cute

Bonnie
Lonnie

The Wild One

Crazy 
Maisie

Out of Her Weight Class

Puny
Junie

Extra Small

Skinny 
Minnie
Form: Footle

Premium Member A bee's knees verse

Eye wood bee grateful,
Ifs yous dont judge me poorly
Four writen this whey
Just doing what u asked me.

I'd be chuffed if you red dis 
My dodgy atemp to write
This cat's meow of a verse
Pleese dont bee salty

I went to a restarant tuther day
They had two many knifes
I asked the waither for informations
It cawsed  a grate kerfuffle

I was reeley shook
Delulu rizz  me mate showd me
His sockdolager left me realing
A bee's knees this verse is.
Form: Other

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