Best Slang Poems

Always Prepared

Ready 
Freddy

The Untamed

Feral
Ferril

What’s in Frankie’s Pockets?

Frankie’s
hankies

Patriotic Guy

Yankee
Frankie

Of the highest Quality

Fraser’s
razors

Small Eater

Grazer
Frazer

The Warlock

Pagan
Fagin

The Brilliant One

Star Glow
Fargo

Something’s About to Happen to Him

Herald
Gerald

Poet

The bard
Gerard

The Mimic

Parrot
Garret

Who Needs Pudding and Pie

Georgie 
Porgie

Good Grief!

Lordy,
Gordy!

Best Things in his Garden

Gerrett’s
carrots

The Stoic

Steely
Greeley

What People Always Say to Him

Really,
Greeley?

The Generous One

Sharin’
Garen

Thrill Seeker

Gnarly
Harley

So Angry

Snarly
Harley

Embittered

Soured
Howard

Not Brave at...

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He’s always So Behind

Hasten,
Mason

Heavenly Guy

Sky glow
Milo

A Great Guy

Maxwell
acts swell

Sure Not Dickie Nixon

Tricky
Micky

Spoiled Guy

Bratty
Mattie

Why We Follow

Moses
Shows us

Such a Cheerful Fellow

Jaunty
Monty

Hope he Doesn’t want Kids

Sterile
Merrill

The Stoic

Spartan
Martin

He Keeps Them in the Family

Newel’s
Jewels

The King’s Favorite

Jester
Nestor

He’s Just so Tall

Shorten
Norton

Almost got Left off the Ark

Noah’s
Boas

I Have . . .

Faith in
Nathan

The Shrewd...

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In Your Neighborhood

Local 
Opal

Also in Your Neighborhood

Near a
Vera

Combat Lady

Sniper
Piper

Girly Girl

Frilly
Tillie

The Boxing Girl

Bobbin’
Robyn

Fashion Setter

Trendy
Wendy

Miss Competitive

Trophy
Sophie

Guys will Do Anything . . .

For a
Cora

For a
Dora

For a
Nora...

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2010
Straight in the dustbin....

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I right fancy an itchy ring
'Ope it's itchy teeth in my ivory band
to calm the hunger in my mathew kelly.
I right fancy an isle of skye, to help the inspector and tickle my Irish rose.
I bring my intercity due to inflashun, innit?!!



Translation:
I desire to go...

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My basin of gravy has the worst raspberry tart...

My baby has the worst farts(translation)

My man's ian beale blotto, so 'es intercity is spent...

translation:  My man's real drunk, so he's spent his money....

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Ebonics, Lets Do Some Slang

I knows I'se yo' life a' chillin'
 yo' bro's gamin' da ladies and spillin'
Dat blod on dez streets bout' town
 sit yo' nappy azz rite on down!

Lak I'se yo' bes' frien' a skippin'
 on da daz he be wacked out en'...

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A little Country Slang
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Come mere baby,
whatcha doing over there
are ya baking biscuits
they're so good I swear.

Are ya going over yonder,
I mean way down the road
help me pack the truck
it's uh heavy load.

Please and thank you,
my Mama taught me to say
and sometimes bless your heart
when it's...

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Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig on the dykes
N a split ma poor wee heid

Fae Glesga to Fife
Wiz where we went
To a flat in Methil
That ma maw goat fur rent

To skool a went like
A scaredey...

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Want some toast 
BLOODY OATH
My name is Logan
You call me BOGAN
GONNA buy a CHOOK
Can’t be bothered to cook
Feeling CHOC, A BLOCK
As I lay on the bed
Looking at the clock
Want a CIGGI mate
Come on it’s not too late
Touch of a baby 
And I feel CLUCKY
Need I...

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I sit in my poze wich is home to you.as I suck on my ainchie, wich mean a 
ciggarrete or two,  Lekker is a word that gets used a lot.to show you the 
meaning here is the lot.its lovely amazing cool in vibe,lekker is...

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How ya doin?
I just wanted to write a "watchamacallit" poem
when I got up this morning after I
"made my bed and laid in it!"
Then I forgot I had left some of the lights on
last night like I was having an "electric party!"
I also shut the back...

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Slang Or common talk
Yay all knows that peoples talk funny 
If yous are from the south.
They cut off the lights and jaw jack alls night long.
If youns need to find something.
We cans find it down the road a piece or maybe over yawner.
So if you...

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Slang and jargon make my day!                                       ...

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Coal face 
disgrace 

Bad vibes 
from tribes

Dark art
at heart

Big deal
surreal

Uptight 
yeah right 

Sky high 
my eye

Who knew 
boohoo 

My god 
that’s odd

not half 
a laugh

High five 
alive 

Stock phrase 
daft craze 

Buzz word 
absurd 

Smart tek
brain wreck 

Sour pus
missed bus

High horse 
off-course 

Slow coach 
cockroach...

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