Asinine Poems - Poems about Asinine

Is my family is like a mini zoo? ...

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Not all cheers come but from cloud nine, Nor every vintage is good wine, Nor just in fools’ fiefdom Fools are fonts of wisdom, Beware of man’s nerve asinine. _____________________________________ Tongue-in-cheek | 01.03.2023 | epigram/limerick ...

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Something truths, them there unfunny lies Intrusive, non-sincere apologize; Condescending rhythm broken unfunny feelings: Asinine; This clowns heart extremely stupid and foolish Piper foolish prankster a cut-throat Joker kidding around and not with goats So pointless Idiotic and senseless Child like acting humanity Slow-witted weak minded preposterous nonsensical Something truths them there be half truths What's the use Intrusive; Condescending: Asinine;...

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At what point is it fair To wallow in a bit of doubt? Against so much optimism That I’m about to call out. For if you say to I “It's coming, for I know you, Your situation’s on an up.” You’ll know what I can do And of your words, you say I find it muchly trying Your words, so stupid, causing pain. Stop talking...

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If you were born a Lass Not a Donkey or an Ass If this could come to pass This Donkey would not last As Lassies don't eat grass The Donkey would die Which would make the lassie cry That's the reason why I Am going to have a try To bend an ear To make this statement clear When going to the Zoo To give the animals...

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Females and males have different plumbing, that I think it is just wonderfully celestial. "Whichever" bathroom logos on bathroom doors... dismiss God's creations as inconsequential. These are not only highly PC inane,but in the main, totally, and uniquely.....irreverential! September 28, 2019 ...

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Asinine alcohol alters me into a paper sniper Ready to bounce and pounce on any challenger Who dares to dance his lance in the path of my pied piper Primed to civilize and sanitise viewpoints of an avenger. Asinine alcohol magnifies my crucial social strength Metamorphosing my frail figure into a Gulliver With mesmerizing might in both girth and...

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Asinine The Poem Spit and glue Tape on glasses Lace on wrinkled rumps Lipstick on lizards Ants in bee-hives Parties in the cemeteries Toothfairy bank robbers Dunces in libraries. Rhymes on caution signs Large Letters for the deaf and hearing aids for the blind- Asinine. I think, to see a cripple crabs with crutches, bow-legged spiders...

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I am emotionally unstable, From being wrapped in the clutching grips of this mental psychosis. I am now vulnerable to the plague of self infliction, driving me towards one of my many addictions. Allow me to pick my own poisons and ravage my own mind to Free me of those thoughts that begin with happiness But unfortunately and all...

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Stand of Geogia elegant pines On little six acres 'tis mine Saved from woodman's sharp ax Once_ twice as thick, here draw the line Other life's problems should've been asinine Let this not be climax (Using asinine here to mean stubborn or obstinate like a mule)...

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Cutting Thyme Cooking time Reducing Thyme Yorkshire Pudding Chef's bottle Diner's delight!!...

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Why does mama only see the dog stains? How can dad step over dog stains and not see them? Why is it that mama is the only one who notices trash lying on the floor? How can dad step over trash on the floor and not see it? Does anyone but me see a pattern? My son makes a game...

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If a man/woman is totally bald on the head And wanted a hair transplant... Could the hair plug be taken from the arm pit? If so don't forget to use deodorant daily!!...

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