Asinine Poems - Poems about Asinine

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...Shall college presidents resign When the House says words cross the line? What should we say next If free speech lacks context? "Stefanik is asinine!"......Read the rest...

...In just two weeks I will attain the body divine Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two... If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine Replace old habits with a nicotine chew. I should take this day......Read the rest...

...Proverbs 16:18 (KJV) “Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” I’ve been ashamed, Ashamed of my lack of understanding, My lack of consideration, My lack of care and......Read the rest...

...I pop a little white moon from the packet of fifty as pain's tidal wave pulls at the shoreline of me and springs a summer of shocks, where words and their smiles are the only saving antidotes I've......Read the rest...

...I do not mean to hurt your feelings That is, if you have any, to hurt. If so I apologize now for any future offenses As I will be throwing darts at your picture As I compose this ne’er to be post......Read the rest...

...Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent... therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why? Mortified, petrified, stultified, et cetera sheltered, and mortally wounde......Read the rest...

...He got a speeding ticket on a lonely road in Montana. It was 3AM. He was alone. All the “support” groups were declared “non-essential” by the AI super computer and sent home to “shelter in Place”.......Read the rest...

...Could you tell me why most hippopotami Weigh about as much as a truck In the animal kingdom diets aren't common So they're really poop out of luck A donkey with wings or an ass that sin......Read the rest...

...It's far better to be an ass Than to be bothered by an ass.1 Had God not known what an ass was, He'd sure not have denied it horns.2 It comes an assling, goes an ass.3 7.1.2023 1. An ......Read the rest...

...Alarm clock screams, it's time to rise, bye bye sleepy dreams, into the lows from last night's highs, ready yourself for the line or the cubicle cage, tell yourself you'll be fine, while you silen......Read the rest...

...Breakup, Internet Style Your emails are deleted as fast as sent. On my cell’s contact list, you don’t exist. I burn your face over and over again Until only charred memories remain. Y......Read the rest...

...silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick regarding how yesterdays prurient laced introductions to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows. Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further, I inject ......Read the rest...

...Is my family is like a mini zoo? I always say yes to this question My mother is a merciful canine true ......Read the rest...