Inappropriate Poems - Poems about Inappropriate

...I prefer my soup hot and fresh. But sometimes I like to change it up With something cold, like Gazpacho. It's still best fresh but still good when cured. But when it spoils, it's just nasty and d......Read the rest...

... I saw a commercial on TV about some guy teaching younger people how not to be their parents. I started thinking, maybe this is what’s wrong with America. We no longer act like our parents did. This......Read the rest...

...I dread closing my eyes Because when I do, The sane, real world around me dissolves Replaced instead by an inner monster Rising up from the deep dark depths of my mind I make it soun......Read the rest...

...I love my body but when I'm flaunting it I'm a ****. I love my body but when my shirt is cut too low I'm asking for it. I love my body but if my clothes are to tight I'm inappropriate. I love ......Read the rest...

...He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us. Are you a believer now? If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out of i......Read the rest...

... I've written about chickens with big fat legs Told of eating my way through the fridge My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge I've heard of ......Read the rest...

...Look up in the sky ! It’s a bird ! It’s a plane. It’s Superman ! More powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. This fearless man of ......Read the rest...

... I needed a job to pay the bills not knowing what I was getting into. A telemarketing company if you can believe selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet with a view. They said it was a ......Read the rest...

...Five days of hell on the phone, selling lies and pieces of the Titanic carpet. A sinking ship of a company with a captain who gropes and leers and a crew who watches it happen. Fiv......Read the rest...

... ....When she gets bored of Mr. Slick and wants to have real fun. You win some you lose some Newssome. You abuse some, misuse funds, talk about appropriations, self donations, ina......Read the rest...

...A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte specified such so as to issue a rhyme, but proceeded as this scribe didst git linkedin with the cutting crew, mow or less......Read the rest...

...Nicky, the neighbor’s dog, drags a road kill home. A beautiful pelt like those fox shoulder garments women wore in the       forties. But the head is crushed beyond recognition—maybe it’s a fox an......Read the rest...

...We teach our children the rights and wrongs The correct way to behave and be Manners, morals, fairness Kindness and honesty Be respectful to all of life’s creatures Do not hurt or mistreat No......Read the rest...

...He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate time, usually when someone was trying to kill us. Are you a believer now? If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out of it.......Read the rest...

...Jurassic Prayer By Mark D. Stucky We asked our preschooler to pray, and with dinner plates before us and our hands folded, he paused in silence and then roared in imit......Read the rest...