Once, a fellow was swinging on a swing
Which was elfin when comparing
Then the swing splintered
He fell and and fractured his head
And shrilled along with a loud ping
Freezing last night and I suddenly thought
You little idiot, you are a crackpot!
On dresser are warm fuzzy socks that you bought.
So I put on two pair, and my feet got quite hot.
A little note I then decided to jot.
For this is what strange teachers have taught.
I drew a sock and wrote “forget me not”
Actually felt like a super hotshot.
The diva
In her disillusioned state
With her idiotic gait
She was venomous to all
Oozing arrogance, spitting gall.
Wendy Nipas
A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out
What we did determine without a doubt,
Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out;
Never desired,
Or inspired,
And with boredom had been a big bout.
Thanks to Sand Blown.
Ahhh. Bowel a big blow out.
Jim Horn
Was not deserving of being
called a Bowl.
Idiotic Preliminary to Psychotic
What some may need is an antibiotic;
For things they did do that are idiotic;
Must take care,
Here and there;
We presume is first stage for psychotic.
Jim Horn
I MET U AS A STRANGER
BUT NOW UR MY NEWCOMER
INTO MY LIFE AS A IDIOT FRIEND
WHEN I HURT MYSELF
U START HURTING YOURSELF
WHEN I AM SILENT
YOU START SCOLDING ME
WHEN I SAY THAT I CANNOT DO ANYTHING
YOU SAY LUSU YOUR VERSATILE
I REALLY LIKE YOU SOO MUCH IDIOT
I LOVE YOU DEAR
YOUR MY BEST PERSON IN LIFE
AS WELL AS
YOUR MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER
Here we are on a huge hunk of rock-
The most inorganic of matters
Yet somehow we've managed to matter enough
So here we live in the cracks and the valleys
Enveloped in our own velocity
Our vitality must charm this rock;
The ocean will swallow us up,
the sky will strike us senseless,
but we've managed to keep
Our heads out of the sand faced up
To the stars
Different girl every night
Because i cant be with the one girl i want to be with every night
Just a broken hearted man with idiotic love logic
I cant give you my heart I've already lost it
I'm unable to give you all of me, when most of me is missing her
I don't want to look at you and see a different her
I need to work on myself and find a better me
Yet I'm still dumb enough to sleep with every girl who'll go to bed with me
13 tattoos yet can't commit to a relationship
Love caused me so much pain, I ended up hating it
Had a big heart and ended up wasting it
Miss the girl that ended up breaking it
3 side chicks without a main one
Some will ask how does it make sense
I'm weak at the moment, but will get back to being strong
In a sea of emotion, I just need someone on the same wave length
Different girl every night
Because I can't be with the one girl I want to be with every night
I'm just a broken hearted man with idiotic love logic
I can't give you my heart I've already lost it
If you knew that the pain you inflict makes me a nervous wreck,
it would murder you,
you have good intentions,
you’re very protective of me,
but you can be such an oblivious idiot sometimes,
and I’m the forgiving fool that lets you back in every time,
I passionately loath the way I can never be angry with you,
when will you realize that I’m the only person in this universe foolish enough to put up
with your idiocy?
How is it that my protector is causing me more harm than good?
The irony in this amuses me,
the more our complicated relationship consumes my thoughts,
the more I realize that he’s a mystery that’s better left unsolved,
this is how it was meant to be,
he’s my idiot and I’m his fool.
Idiotic Ads
Idiotic Ads
When the eye gets rich and famous and receives his next million dollars charlax
the third will remove all the ads from the internet eye will pay everyone not to
advertise them before Christmas time or after Christmas time begins. When
commercials are done they will forget Santa's clause at the end. There will be
more patriotic ads Just imagine a moonlight nite fit for a ride on a horsey. The
axe deodorant can is sitting in the window of the tower. One if by land two if by the
sea and instead of two lanterns burning to warn people the boats was coming
Paul Revere rode to a midnite rendezvous with two minions and flirts spraying
his axe around them quite gleefully having the fun of his lifetime yearning for his
freedom. The axe people take note the tri-cornered hat could be tri-colored at that
and the oversize axe can says PR on the label please get the idea on the table
and let Santa go home until Christmas come we need no axe can with SC on the
label let Santa alone until Dec 23 and then let him sleep on Dec 26 at his home
the North Pole.
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