Short Wiggled Poems

A yellow-tailed angelfish

flashed his tail at me.

His shimmering skin was all aglow,

as he wiggled his fins and waved hello....

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He wiggled his body and strain
He even twisted his hand
Trying to break in the store
Then was caught in the door
Causing his body much pain...

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A school teacher named Miss Shaw
Though well-endowed wore no bra.
Things slipped and jiggled
Bounced and wiggled 
Pupils are still awed by what they saw....

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There once was a waiter named Danny
Who thought that he had a cute fanny
So he switched for his tip
And he wiggled his hip
The tip that he got was uncanny!...

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Willy Wee Walldorf warbled wonderfully
We watched Willy’s whacky warbling, willingly
Waketa Wobblemaster wiggled wondrously
While weird Wormy Wishman watched wistfully....

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I smelt an old man in a hut,
He suffered from gas in his gut,
And he wiggled and grinned
As he let out his wind,
And laughed at the sound of his butt.

For PD’s farting contest...

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Birds Blessed With Best

By God every bird had been blessed;
Food their mother flew back to nest;
Worms wiggled;
Babies giggled;
Down worms did go so easy to digest.

Jim Horn...

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Two Encores

Now please don’t think me a bragger,
But, I sung on stage with Mick Jagger.
There we pouted our lips,
and we wiggled those hips.

Two encores and Superstar swagger....

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I once met a Spanish high flyer
She wiggled and danced on a wire
Her pitter once pattered
Grew ninety pounds fatter
And now she sings bass in a choir.


  Feb 4 2020
  Daniel Turner...

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An emperor named Julius Caesar
Used to pluck his fine hairs with a tweezer --
   When media just giggled
   Caesar wriggled and wiggled --
Said: "My wife hates them ~ I try to please her...

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By waters edge sat John Muir
His wish for us all, preserve what's pure
He twisted and wiggled, his butt did a dance
It occurred to him, he had ants in his pants!



12/28/14
© All Rights Reserved...

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In a land far away lived this fellow
Three times every day he ate Jell-O
When he went for a walk
Passersby would gawk
As he wiggled and jiggled his bottom endo


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Santa got stuck in a narrow long chimney.
Struggled, wiggled for hours to get himself free!
He let out a Loud blast!
Landed on his Big Ass!
His reindeer were laughing Hysterically!


Michael Tor



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CELEBRITY LIMERICK

There once was a man named Elvis
Who wiggled and shook his pelvis
It made women scream
And perhaps later dream
Of being alone with Elvis

19 August 2018
For the contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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Xi released a mad bug from his red cave
and fated millions to premature graves
while we burned DR, Seuss books
Mario and Xi wiggled off the hook
Joe n Hunter have yuan in their banks
 



Yuan is the currency of communist China...

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There was an old lady called Jeanette.
Who wiggled in line for a toilette.
        She said, "I can't wait!
        I fear it's too late.
And my bottoms a bit more than wet."



Everyone poops contest
 By Roy Jerden





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there once was a very clever eel
who liked to grab her tail like a wheel
always caused a giggle
every time she wiggled
she just loved the way it made her feel

Make Me Laugh Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
8/26/19

9-9-6-6-9...

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I noticed a little bee,
it buzzed as it flew around me,
it landed on a flower,
a flower it did devour,
it stuck in its head to get the pollen,
and wiggled its sticking out bottom,
it then flew away back to the nest,
and when it arrives it'll have a rest....

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This is my green, cool river poem,
where our toes wiggled and touched
that first time...
Where we splashed, laughed and
fell in love.

My cool green river poem, written
with my pink crayola pen as I reminisce
and see your smile.

10/15/1998


Cynthia...

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She went to the beach on a whim 

She jumped in the water to swim

Her belly,... it wiggled !

Her bottom,... it jiggled !

The jellyfish thought she was kin !!



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Limerick Contest Sponsored by Jan Allison
4/25/15...

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its a toe,
on this foot,
on a girl,
who cant stay put,

its been hit,
by chairs and rocks,
mostly when,
its only clad in socks,

its been painted,
and wiggled around,
its best friend,
is the ground,

cause its a toe,
on this foot,
on a girl,
that won't stay put....

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At concerts Elvis wiggled his hips
Folks fainted and ladies licked their lips
He then dropped his drawers
Got tremendous applause
When they witnessed a total eclipse!

NOT for contest as the sponsor had an example which included lips and hips

09-15-17...

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granny sat on a mound of fire ants
who crawled right into her underpants
they bit her right on the rump
and boy did she begin to jump and bump
she wiggled and bobbed and did a funny prance
and we never even knew she could dance

Insects Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Angela Tune
01/15/22...

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I married a mermaid
Tho she didn't marry me
She used me for bait

To catch her some food
So I wiggled and I squirmed
On her great big hook

Mermaids are not real
So why did you waste your time
Reading this poem

I will tell my friends
That you believe in mermaids
And they all will laugh...

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My fingertips touched the glistening snow
A smile formed that I could show
The cold sensation climbed up my veins
Like a race car in the fast lane
A simple shiver spread swiftly down my spine
In an on-going line
My toes crunched inside my shoes 
and wiggled with a sensation that was almost blue...

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