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Santa Gets Stuck In The Chimney Limerick

Santa got stuck in a narrow long chimney.
Struggled, wiggled for hours to get himself free!
He let out a Loud blast!
Landed on his Big Ass!
His reindeer were laughing Hysterically!


Michael Tor

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Nette Onclaud

November 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM

we like Santa's behind wc was made into a story with fine humor and wit! enjoyed this, Michael!

Michael Tor

November 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM

Thank you Nette it is nice to see you back. Andrea was so worried about you asking everyone where you were and she tried to locate you. God bless you...

Joseph P. DiMino

November 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM

Can't blame them...and you can't fire them -- Mrs. Clause would not hear of it. Talk about frost for the rest of winter. Love it!

Michael Tor

November 16, 2024 at 1:10 PM

Ha ha so true Joe. Thank you for your funny response my friend. It is always a pleasure to read your thoughts. God bless you my friend...

Phyllis Babcock

November 16, 2024 at 10:05 AM

It is all the milk and cookies he eats. lol It is getting to that time of year again. It will be hard this Christmas as mom passed away Christmas day last year. Have a great weekend and thanks for noticing I was not around much this past year. Words did not seem to want to come. love phyl

Michael Tor

November 16, 2024 at 1:08 PM

Phyllis I am so sorry to hear of your moms passing last Christmas of all days. I hope you can tenderly remember on Christmas all the good times and cherished memories your mom gave you. I hope that you can remember the Lords birth and think that your mom went to heaven on that special day. Know that Jesus loves you and he feels your sorrow on that day and he wants you to have joy to know that your mom is with him and someday you will all be reunited again with each other. Again wishing you a wonderful thanksgiving and Christmas and I really hope to see you writing. Your one of the best and you have been here as long I can remember. I started and left in 2006 and I know you were here before me... God bless you and keep writing and keep in touch. Hugs...

Joseph May

November 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM

Lol, Santa eats too many cookies and pies

Michael Tor

November 16, 2024 at 8:13 AM

He does Joseph Mrs Claus is going to have to put him on a reindeer diet of lettuce and carrots. Thanks for stopping by. See you later...

Karen Jones

November 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM

This delightful limerick gave me a huge smile! Thanks for sharing Michael.

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM

So glad Karen your smiling. Thanks for your words and visit...

Sam Kauffman

November 15, 2024 at 11:58 AM

Absolutely "hysterical," Michael! Love your sense of humor and the absurd! I can see it all through your words! Best wishes for the contest. Bundles of blessings to you, my friend!

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 12:01 PM

Thank you Sam for your lovely comment. I am glad you saw it through my words lol. Have a wonderful afternoon and thank you for stopping by...

Silent One

November 15, 2024 at 10:38 AM

Ha! Poor santa... Great limerick my friend.

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 11:51 AM

Thank you Silent One. I appreciate your comment. My friend..

David Crandall

November 15, 2024 at 10:34 AM

haha, that's one way to do it!

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM

Thank you David. Enjoyed your comment... Have a nice afternoon...

Andrea Dietrich

November 15, 2024 at 8:51 AM

Fun image . Hmmm. How did you get the ass word past them and I was not able to in the past haha

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 11:53 AM

Ha ha Andrea. I don't know. Maybe they are loosening their grip lol. Have a great day....

Valsa George

November 15, 2024 at 7:02 AM

You are already geared up for the Christmas season, dear Michael. Poor Santa, with his pot belly, he has to struggle to get down any ordinary chimney. Enjoyed your limerick dear friend.

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 11:56 AM

Yep already geared up for Christmas season. Valsa I am so glad you enjoyed... God bless you...

Victor Buhagiar

November 15, 2024 at 1:52 AM

I think Rudolph laughed the most. Great limerick.

Michael Tor

November 15, 2024 at 2:39 AM

Thank you Victor, I also think Rudolph laughed the most, lol. Thanks for the visit my friend, always nice to read your comments. Hope all is well and I really liked the ending of your last Poem in the series of three. Beautiful picture too Victor you have great taste my friend...

Gershon Wolf

November 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM

And so are the 'royal We' -- laughing hysterically! Good one, Michael! Thanks, Gershon

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM

Gershon thanks for the laughter. We need more of it with all the negativity on the National News. Thank you Sir for stopping by it is always my pleasure to see you and to read your inspiring comments. God bless you my friend...

Evelyn Judy Buehler

November 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM

Santa lives rather precariously, lol! Poor Santa. A hysterical limerick. :D

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM

He does Evelyn lol. Thank you so much for your visit. I enjoyed reading your comments. God bless you and again thank you for stopping by...

Darlene De Beaulieu

November 14, 2024 at 12:13 PM

Hello Michael Tro the reindeer laughed because they found it to be funny. I read this poem and I smiled. enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/

Darlene De Beaulieu

November 15, 2024 at 11:10 AM

Hello Michael, I am fine thank you. I have been busy raking leaves. also began my Christmas shopping. How about you? I How are you? I hope all is well with you. God bless ./Darlene/

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM

Hi Darlene how are you hon? Thank you so much for stopping by I am coming over to read your latest Poetry. God bless you...

John Read

November 14, 2024 at 8:47 AM

Santa's becoming a bit of a bore, also a little bit sore, now black and blue, what he should do, is stop messing about and use the door. Enjoyed reading your humorous Santa limerick Michael.

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 12:17 PM

John I liked yours also lol. Thanks for adding on. I enjoyed yours and you enjoyed mine. Thanks for stopping by, I am coming over to read your latest Poetry...

Deb M

November 14, 2024 at 7:18 AM

Hehe that made me smile Michael....thankyou! Debx

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM

Deb so glad you smiled. Have a wonderful morning and enjoy the rest of your day. Hugs...

Kim Rodrigues

November 14, 2024 at 7:01 AM

LOL…Christmas giggles!

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 7:19 AM

Glad you enjoyed Kim. We need lots of humor in these divisive times... Thank you for stopping by...

Daniel Henry Rodgers

November 14, 2024 at 5:33 AM

Hello Michael, You filled my heart with humor this morning. What a whimsical limerick that expresses the upcoming season. Autumn Blessing, My Friend, Daniel

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 5:38 AM

Good morning Daniel. So glad you found it humorous my friend. Yes I think we need humor after this election has caused so much turmoil in folks. Thank you for stopping by my friend...

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM

- A bit of a sight... it's not easy being Santa Claus :))) - hugs

Michael Tor

November 14, 2024 at 5:27 AM

Good morning Anne-Lise yes it was quite the sight. No it is not easy being Santa. lol. Thank you for your visit and I always appreciate your comments...