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Santa Gets Stuck In The Chimney Limerick

Santa got stuck in a narrow long chimney. Struggled, wiggled for hours to get himself free! He let out a Loud blast! Landed on his Big Ass! His reindeer were laughing Hysterically! Michael Tor

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Nette Onclaud

Date: 11/20/2024 2:18:00 AM

we like Santa's behind wc was made into a story with fine humor and wit! enjoyed this, Michael!

Michael Tor
Date: 11/21/2024 4:09:00 PM

Thank you Nette it is nice to see you back. Andrea was so worried about you asking everyone where you were and she tried to locate you. God bless you...

Joe Dimino

Date: 11/16/2024 11:23:00 AM

Can't blame them...and you can't fire them -- Mrs. Clause would not hear of it. Talk about frost for the rest of winter. Love it!

Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 1:10:00 PM

Ha ha so true Joe. Thank you for your funny response my friend. It is always a pleasure to read your thoughts. God bless you my friend...

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 11/16/2024 10:05:00 AM

It is all the milk and cookies he eats. lol It is getting to that time of year again. It will be hard this Christmas as mom passed away Christmas day last year. Have a great weekend and thanks for noticing I was not around much this past year. Words did not seem to want to come. love phyl

Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 1:08:00 PM

Phyllis I am so sorry to hear of your moms passing last Christmas of all days. I hope you can tenderly remember on Christmas all the good times and cherished memories your mom gave you. I hope that you can remember the Lords birth and think that your mom went to heaven on that special day. Know that Jesus loves you and he feels your sorrow on that day and he wants you to have joy to know that your mom is with him and someday you will all be reunited again with each other. Again wishing you a wonderful thanksgiving and Christmas and I really hope to see you writing. Your one of the best and you have been here as long I can remember. I started and left in 2006 and I know you were here before me... God bless you and keep writing and keep in touch. Hugs...

Joseph May

Date: 11/16/2024 5:44:00 AM

Lol, Santa eats too many cookies and pies

Michael Tor
Date: 11/16/2024 8:13:00 AM

He does Joseph Mrs Claus is going to have to put him on a reindeer diet of lettuce and carrots. Thanks for stopping by. See you later...

Karen Jones

Date: 11/15/2024 4:02:00 PM

This delightful limerick gave me a huge smile! Thanks for sharing Michael.

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 5:18:00 PM

So glad Karen your smiling. Thanks for your words and visit...

Sam Kauffman

Date: 11/15/2024 11:58:00 AM

Absolutely "hysterical," Michael! Love your sense of humor and the absurd! I can see it all through your words! Best wishes for the contest. Bundles of blessings to you, my friend!

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 12:01:00 PM

Thank you Sam for your lovely comment. I am glad you saw it through my words lol. Have a wonderful afternoon and thank you for stopping by...

Silent One

Date: 11/15/2024 10:38:00 AM

Ha! Poor santa... Great limerick my friend.

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 11:51:00 AM

Thank you Silent One. I appreciate your comment. My friend..

David Crandall

Date: 11/15/2024 10:34:00 AM

haha, that's one way to do it!

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 11:52:00 AM

Thank you David. Enjoyed your comment... Have a nice afternoon...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/15/2024 8:51:00 AM

Fun image . Hmmm. How did you get the ass word past them and I was not able to in the past haha

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 11:53:00 AM

Ha ha Andrea. I don't know. Maybe they are loosening their grip lol. Have a great day....

Valsa George

Date: 11/15/2024 7:02:00 AM

You are already geared up for the Christmas season, dear Michael. Poor Santa, with his pot belly, he has to struggle to get down any ordinary chimney. Enjoyed your limerick dear friend.

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 11:56:00 AM

Yep already geared up for Christmas season. Valsa I am so glad you enjoyed... God bless you...

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/15/2024 1:52:00 AM

I think Rudolph laughed the most. Great limerick.

Michael Tor
Date: 11/15/2024 2:39:00 AM

Thank you Victor, I also think Rudolph laughed the most, lol. Thanks for the visit my friend, always nice to read your comments. Hope all is well and I really liked the ending of your last Poem in the series of three. Beautiful picture too Victor you have great taste my friend...

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/14/2024 8:31:00 PM

And so are the 'royal We' -- laughing hysterically! Good one, Michael! Thanks, Gershon

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 9:44:00 PM

Gershon thanks for the laughter. We need more of it with all the negativity on the National News. Thank you Sir for stopping by it is always my pleasure to see you and to read your inspiring comments. God bless you my friend...

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 11/14/2024 4:32:00 PM

Santa lives rather precariously, lol! Poor Santa. A hysterical limerick. :D

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 9:46:00 PM

He does Evelyn lol. Thank you so much for your visit. I enjoyed reading your comments. God bless you and again thank you for stopping by...

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/14/2024 12:13:00 PM

Hello Michael Tro the reindeer laughed because they found it to be funny. I read this poem and I smiled. enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/15/2024 11:10:00 AM

Hello Michael, I am fine thank you. I have been busy raking leaves. also began my Christmas shopping. How about you? I How are you? I hope all is well with you. God bless ./Darlene/

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 12:18:00 PM

Hi Darlene how are you hon? Thank you so much for stopping by I am coming over to read your latest Poetry. God bless you...

John Read

Date: 11/14/2024 8:47:00 AM

Santa's becoming a bit of a bore, also a little bit sore, now black and blue, what he should do, is stop messing about and use the door. Enjoyed reading your humorous Santa limerick Michael.

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 12:17:00 PM

John I liked yours also lol. Thanks for adding on. I enjoyed yours and you enjoyed mine. Thanks for stopping by, I am coming over to read your latest Poetry...

Deb M

Date: 11/14/2024 7:18:00 AM

Hehe that made me smile Michael....thankyou! Debx

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 7:20:00 AM

Deb so glad you smiled. Have a wonderful morning and enjoy the rest of your day. Hugs...

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/14/2024 7:01:00 AM

LOL…Christmas giggles!

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 7:19:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed Kim. We need lots of humor in these divisive times... Thank you for stopping by...

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 11/14/2024 5:33:00 AM

Hello Michael, You filled my heart with humor this morning. What a whimsical limerick that expresses the upcoming season. Autumn Blessing, My Friend, Daniel

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 5:38:00 AM

Good morning Daniel. So glad you found it humorous my friend. Yes I think we need humor after this election has caused so much turmoil in folks. Thank you for stopping by my friend...

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/14/2024 1:42:00 AM

- A bit of a sight... it's not easy being Santa Claus :))) - hugs

Michael Tor
Date: 11/14/2024 5:27:00 AM

Good morning Anne-Lise yes it was quite the sight. No it is not easy being Santa. lol. Thank you for your visit and I always appreciate your comments...

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/13/2024 10:59:00 PM

Lol, that will teach him to lay off Christmas cake and mince pies. Tom

Michael Tor
Date: 11/13/2024 11:36:00 PM

Funny response Tom lol. You had me crack up with your comment. Have a nice day my friend...