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Caesar Wriggled and Wiggled

An emperor named Julius Caesar
Used to pluck his fine hairs with a tweezer --
   When media just giggled
   Caesar wriggled and wiggled --
Said: "My wife hates them ~ I try to please her

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2021

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 6/30/2021 11:33:00 PM Oh, this is great! Hairy! Login to Reply

Unseeking Seeker Date: 6/30/2021 7:36:00 PM hahaha! Good one! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2021 8:08:00 PM Glad you like it, Seeker. ~ Close Shave

Beryl Edmonds Date: 6/30/2021 1:20:00 PM Good one Gershon…… Emperor or not, keep a hair free face - Or put up with the wife's frequent complaints - When you're clean shaven - Home is your haven - Unless of course the wife's married an ape……. Belle Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 7/1/2021 5:58:00 AM Keep them coming Gershon, I love Lims… Belle Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2021 8:06:00 PM Belle, your limerickadical comments are an absolute delight to read. Thank you so much! :) gw

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/30/2021 6:44:00 AM ... an important decision ... :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2021 8:04:00 PM Yes, indeed. lol. Thanks, Anne-Lise

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/30/2021 5:46:00 AM Lol of course razors hadn't been invented then. Tom Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2021 8:04:00 PM Gee, too bad, Tom. Could have called this 'Razor's Edge.' lol. ~ Close Shave

Joanna Daniel Date: 6/29/2021 10:53:00 PM A humorous one, Gershon:) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2021 8:00:00 PM Trying to keep things light, Jo. :) gw

Mahtab Bangalee Date: 6/29/2021 10:44:00 PM wife is a treasure of life; for her bring a pacifying hive Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2021 7:55:00 PM --especially if she's a Queen Bee! Thanks, Mahtab! :) gw