Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Caesar Wriggled and Wiggled

An emperor named Julius Caesar
Used to pluck his fine hairs with a tweezer --
   When media just giggled
   Caesar wriggled and wiggled --
Said: "My wife hates them ~ I try to please her

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Caren Krutsinger June 30, 2021 at 11:33 PM Oh, this is great! Hairy!

Unseeking Seeker June 30, 2021 at 7:36 PM hahaha! Good one! Gershon Wolf June 30, 2021 at 8:08 PM Glad you like it, Seeker. ~ Close Shave

Beryl Edmonds June 30, 2021 at 1:20 PM Good one Gershon…… Emperor or not, keep a hair free face - Or put up with the wife's frequent complaints - When you're clean shaven - Home is your haven - Unless of course the wife's married an ape……. Belle Beryl Edmonds July 1, 2021 at 5:58 AM Keep them coming Gershon, I love Lims… Belle Gershon Wolf June 30, 2021 at 8:06 PM Belle, your limerickadical comments are an absolute delight to read. Thank you so much! :) gw

Anne-Lise Andresen June 30, 2021 at 6:44 AM ... an important decision ... :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Gershon Wolf June 30, 2021 at 8:04 PM Yes, indeed. lol. Thanks, Anne-Lise

Tom Cunningham June 30, 2021 at 5:46 AM Lol of course razors hadn't been invented then. Tom Gershon Wolf June 30, 2021 at 8:04 PM Gee, too bad, Tom. Could have called this 'Razor's Edge.' lol. ~ Close Shave

Joanna Daniel June 29, 2021 at 10:53 PM A humorous one, Gershon:) Gershon Wolf June 30, 2021 at 8:00 PM Trying to keep things light, Jo. :) gw

Mahtab Bangalee June 29, 2021 at 10:44 PM wife is a treasure of life; for her bring a pacifying hive Gershon Wolf June 30, 2021 at 7:55 PM --especially if she's a Queen Bee! Thanks, Mahtab! :) gw