Short Trousers Poems
Short Trousers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Trousers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Trousers by length and keyword.
Sagging trousers
Low waist
Fine taste
Written July 9th, 2015
© Dr. Upma A. Sharma
For contest by Judy Konos
Categories:
trousers, fashion, fun,
Form:
Footle
my face is covered
wet things give me cold
but nothing you pay me
one day I will eat up
bellies of your trousers
then know wire is wire
Categories:
trousers, power, pride, satire,
Form:
Personification
Diddle, diddle dumpling, my son John.
Struggles to slide his trousers on;
seems causation hasn’t dawned.
Put down the dumplings, my son John.
Categories:
trousers, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
My neighbor is a real glutton
At a feast, he gobbled much mutton,
Besides other meat,
Ate piles of sweet!
Now his trousers, he can’t button!!
Categories:
trousers, body, food, football,
Form:
Limerick
You know about Jack and Jill
when they went up the hill
not for water but as lovers
Jack with half mast trousers
holding Jill fell down the hill
Categories:
trousers, humorous, love,
Form:
Limerick
A little old chap was locked out
Without trousers he danced all about
He didn't look cold
But his briefs they were old
And he wore them inside out
Categories:
trousers, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Though some beware the Ides of March
My mum adds some extra starch
My shirt is like steel
My trousers won't kneel
With the zip as stuck as a larch.
Categories:
trousers, funny,
Form:
Limerick
A lady so much older than I
Deftly signalled a path from her thigh
Like a wrinkle in thyme
Something started to climb
Hmmph! I forgot to zip up my fly!
Categories:
trousers, age, culture, funny, imagination, lust, men, women,
Form:
Limerick
He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.
*bachelor party
For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest
Categories:
trousers, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
There once was a Brit called Jack Horne,
Whose trousers were tattered and torn.
As he took his pants down,
He observed with a frown
His boxers were equally worn.
Categories:
trousers, life,
Form:
Limerick
i bust my trousers
and my shirt buttons fly off- -
picks up a dumb bell
*I hope to lose my belly - but I say that every year...
for Tracie's New Year haiku contest
Categories:
trousers, hope, new year,
Form:
Haiku
Through turquoise houses
curtain nets a twitching
Ladies trousers wistful
maybe tomorrow a change
I am the breeze
cool as beaches
promenades are seen for miles
Categories:
trousers, analogy, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male.
Categories:
trousers, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There was a young blonde from Stroud
Whose hair made her stand out in a crowd
Til my nail caught in a curl
I declare this ain't no girl
her trousers were standing out proud
Categories:
trousers, funny,
Form:
Limerick
andrew caddick (short brown hair)
comes to bowl:
right hand over
looks straight on.
(Merv Hughes and Ian Healey - exeunt)
umpire (black trousers):
“he moved his feet!”
Categories:
trousers, allegory, parody, sports,
Form:
Free verse
She wore blue tights on the Monday
Tuesday it was green
Bright orange on the Wednesday
Thursday it was cream
I predicted black for the Friday
She wore trousers
Hate that girl.
Categories:
trousers, girl, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
With your beer belly bulging
And your trousers far too tight
Your string vest showing
Your shirt is no longer white
Oh my darling you don’t look wonderful tonight
Jan Allison
15th August 2014
Categories:
trousers, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Standups can crack up audiences for hours
Especially when entering the stage without trousers
It wasn't intentional
Nor is it conventional
But surely the crowd won't throw cauliflowers
Categories:
trousers, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Down around ankles were his trousers
as he caressed her he said wowzers
finding there no lady
it was all so shady
as he always seemed to pick posers
written 05/22/2014
contest Bawdy, Bawdy Bawdy Miss Clawdy
Categories:
trousers, funny love, gender,
Form:
Limerick
that guy’s sure in rags
sniffing glue from plastic bags
his torn trousers sag
i drive past in fancy jag
paroled with an ankle tag
By
David Kavanagh
Categories:
trousers, allegory, allusion, poverty, society,
Form:
Tanka
A TEEN-TIME PAST
Fairisle jumpers,short-trousers*
Plimsoles,balaclava,long socks
School-cap,blazared,with ties
Chip-butty,not stick-like fries
*a rite of passage when you were allowed to wear long trousers
Categories:
trousers, childhood, nostalgia
Form:
Quatrain
He showed up too late
his trousers too short
wearing white socks
asking 'What ring?'
My ex-bridegroom
~ the icing on the cake
Inspired by Silent One's contest,
When Plans don't go to plan...
Categories:
trousers, food, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
The trousers he's wearing are Wrangler -
they're great for his job as an angler
(although on a trip
he busted his zip
and showed all those present his dangler).
written 6th December for Sara's Trademark contest
Categories:
trousers, clothes,
Form:
Limerick
Oh, Hey
Jolly old man
with some big trousers
wow, i thought they were extinct
I said
Categories:
trousers, humorous,
Form:
Cinquain
I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet
I’d recommend that you all try it
Any food will do
Nothing’s bad for you ...
It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit!
Written 18th February
Posted on 23rd February
Categories:
trousers, food, humorous,
Form:
Limerick