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Comet, Cupid, Vixen, and Flasher

Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail, Once more toting with her Santa's bail; Seems where people all shop He let red trousers drop: He enjoys showing biddies he's male.

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/1/2022 8:31:00 AM

"biddies"? Really? I haven't heard that since the last time someone called me an old biddy LOLOLOL Old Santa getting his comeuppance, so to speak ;);)

David Bose
Date: 12/1/2022 9:09:00 AM

Glad you like "biddies"! (Nobody ever me accused me of being "woke" ...) Thanks much for taking a look and commenting. Dave

Jenna Logan

Date: 11/29/2022 12:41:00 PM

Oh boy. I hope I’ve not become a bad influence on you, but if so, you’ve written a great Santa bashing limerick. Did Flasher try to take Dasher’s place?

Jenna Logan
Date: 11/29/2022 1:38:00 PM

As many as we can imagine, David. Let's be entertained. lol

David Bose
Date: 11/29/2022 12:45:00 PM

How many times can I bash his before his big day? Sounds like an entertaining challenge!