Comet, Cupid, Vixen, and Flasher

Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Fowler Avatar
December 1, 2022 at 8:31 AM
"biddies"? Really? I haven't heard that since the last time someone called me an old biddy LOLOLOL Old Santa getting his comeuppance, so to speak ;);)
Bose Avatar
December 1, 2022 at 9:09 AM
Glad you like "biddies"! (Nobody ever me accused me of being "woke" ...) Thanks much for taking a look and commenting. Dave
Logan Avatar
November 29, 2022 at 12:41 PM
Oh boy. I hope I’ve not become a bad influence on you, but if so, you’ve written a great Santa bashing limerick. Did Flasher try to take Dasher’s place?
Logan Avatar
November 29, 2022 at 1:38 PM
As many as we can imagine, David. Let's be entertained. lol
Bose Avatar
November 29, 2022 at 12:45 PM
How many times can I bash his before his big day? Sounds like an entertaining challenge!
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