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I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet I’d recommend that you all try it Any food will do Nothing’s bad for you ... It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit! Written 18th February Posted on 23rd February

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 2/25/2015 1:19:00 PM
Like the humour, Jan:) can't imagine you going on a diet! hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/25/2015 1:34:00 PM
You've seen me Paul LOL - am no skinny Minnie but I have never been on a diet in my life:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/24/2015 7:07:00 PM
This is a good one, Jan. I guess we need to be fit to fit the bootie.
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Date: 2/24/2015 7:27:00 PM
Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/24/2015 9:27:00 AM
hey ever so clever this Jan,,Just love it
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Date: 2/24/2015 9:51:00 AM
Thanks so much Harry:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/24/2015 7:41:00 AM
That is why they invented stretchy pants!
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Date: 2/24/2015 8:53:00 AM
LOL Richard thank goodness for lycra! Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/24/2015 7:33:00 AM
I enjoyed reading this! Relate much!
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Date: 2/24/2015 8:52:00 AM
Thanks so much my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/24/2015 5:44:00 AM
How many times have I tried it? A million times, my dear, Jan, never managed I my trousers to fit! Excellent and witty Limerick! Enjoyed it!
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Date: 2/24/2015 8:52:00 AM
Thanks so much Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/24/2015 3:15:00 AM
Great limerick Jan ,, lovely pic,, but its not that fat dear!
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Date: 2/24/2015 3:25:00 AM
LOL Dr Sharma - I did find one image but it was simply too gross to post lol:-) Hugs jan xxx
Date: 2/24/2015 2:40:00 AM
I think that your limerick's sweet, it explains why I can't see my feet :) Viv x
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Date: 2/24/2015 2:41:00 AM
ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 2/23/2015 11:36:00 PM
Yes, I've been on that one most of my life, jan. And i spell it the honest way "see food and I eat it" Good one! Soupmail.
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Date: 2/24/2015 2:03:00 AM
I toyed with putting 'see food' - will change it now you have made that comment! Hugs Jan :-) Hugs Janx xx
Date: 2/23/2015 8:14:00 PM
LOL! I see you've bounced back!
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Date: 2/23/2015 8:16:00 PM
:-) thanks Kim I still intend to write poems with humour when I can:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 2/23/2015 8:09:00 PM
I resemble this poem! Sweatpants work best for me . . . light and love dear Jan.
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Date: 2/23/2015 8:12:00 PM
LOL David:-) Thanks for dropping by:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/23/2015 6:10:00 PM
I needed this laugh today Jan. Now I know what my problem is. Lol. Thank you. Hugs. Janet
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Date: 2/23/2015 6:55:00 PM
Thanks for dropping by Janet, despite everything I still retain my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/23/2015 4:33:00 PM
Funny jan,need more laughter in my life,perhaps by laughing will keep me from putting a spoon in my mouth..lol steak here please..nicely done..thanks Tony Tocaa
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Date: 2/23/2015 4:46:00 PM
Oh Tony I love a nice steak medium rare with fries and mushrooms, veg and pepper sauce - oh am salivating now! Hugs jan xx
Date: 2/23/2015 3:19:00 PM
I have that problem too Jan....I'm trying to drink more water...seems to be working.... Hugs Tim
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Date: 2/23/2015 3:36:00 PM
Pure fiction Tim - I have never been on a diet in my life - I am a UK size 8 which I understand is a US size 4 lol:-)But rest assured I am not a skinny minnie:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/23/2015 2:05:00 PM
Cannot do anything else little Nija Naj except agree with Vienna, "your sense of humor is worth its weight in gold". Stay safe. Love Shane xxx
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Shane Cooper
Date: 2/23/2015 2:41:00 PM
:-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2015 2:40:00 PM
Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx