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Diet Dilemma

I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet
I’d recommend that you all try it
Any food will do
Nothing’s bad for you ...
It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit!

Written 18th February

Posted on 23rd February

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Paul Callus February 25, 2015 at 1:19 PM Like the humour, Jan:) can't imagine you going on a diet! hugs // paul Jan Allison February 25, 2015 at 1:34 PM You've seen me Paul LOL - am no skinny Minnie but I have never been on a diet in my life:-) Hugs Jan xx

David Fisher February 24, 2015 at 7:07 PM This is a good one, Jan. I guess we need to be fit to fit the bootie. Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 7:27 PM Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman February 24, 2015 at 9:27 AM hey ever so clever this Jan,,Just love it Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 9:51 AM Thanks so much Harry:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux February 24, 2015 at 7:41 AM That is why they invented stretchy pants! Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 8:53 AM LOL Richard thank goodness for lycra! Hugs Jan xx

Lei Strauss February 24, 2015 at 7:33 AM I enjoyed reading this! Relate much! Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 8:52 AM Thanks so much my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis February 24, 2015 at 5:44 AM How many times have I tried it? A million times, my dear, Jan, never managed I my trousers to fit! Excellent and witty Limerick! Enjoyed it! Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 8:52 AM Thanks so much Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma February 24, 2015 at 3:15 AM Great limerick Jan ,, lovely pic,, but its not that fat dear! Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 3:25 AM LOL Dr Sharma - I did find one image but it was simply too gross to post lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Viv Wigley February 24, 2015 at 2:40 AM I think that your limerick's sweet, it explains why I can't see my feet :) Viv x Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 2:41 AM ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich February 23, 2015 at 11:36 PM Yes, I've been on that one most of my life, jan. And i spell it the honest way "see food and I eat it" Good one! Soupmail. Jan Allison February 24, 2015 at 2:03 AM I toyed with putting 'see food' - will change it now you have made that comment! Hugs Jan :-) Hugs Janx xx

Kp Nunez February 23, 2015 at 8:14 PM LOL! I see you've bounced back! Jan Allison February 23, 2015 at 8:16 PM :-) thanks Kim I still intend to write poems with humour when I can:-) Hugs jan xx

David Meade February 23, 2015 at 8:09 PM I resemble this poem! Sweatpants work best for me . . . light and love dear Jan. Jan Allison February 23, 2015 at 8:12 PM LOL David:-) Thanks for dropping by:-) Hugs Jan xx

Janet Eaton February 23, 2015 at 6:10 PM I needed this laugh today Jan. Now I know what my problem is. Lol. Thank you. Hugs. Janet Jan Allison February 23, 2015 at 6:55 PM Thanks for dropping by Janet, despite everything I still retain my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Tonytocaa Camacho February 23, 2015 at 4:33 PM Funny jan,need more laughter in my life,perhaps by laughing will keep me from putting a spoon in my mouth..lol steak here please..nicely done..thanks Tony Tocaa Jan Allison February 23, 2015 at 4:46 PM Oh Tony I love a nice steak medium rare with fries and mushrooms, veg and pepper sauce - oh am salivating now! Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith February 23, 2015 at 3:19 PM I have that problem too Jan....I'm trying to drink more water...seems to be working.... Hugs Tim Jan Allison February 23, 2015 at 3:36 PM Pure fiction Tim - I have never been on a diet in my life - I am a UK size 8 which I understand is a US size 4 lol:-)But rest assured I am not a skinny minnie:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper February 23, 2015 at 2:05 PM Cannot do anything else little Nija Naj except agree with Vienna, "your sense of humor is worth its weight in gold". Stay safe. Love Shane xxx Shane Cooper February 23, 2015 at 2:41 PM :-) Jan Allison February 23, 2015 at 2:40 PM Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx