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I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet I’d recommend that you all try it Any food will do Nothing’s bad for you ... It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit! Written 18th February Posted on 23rd February

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Paul Callus

Date: 2/25/2015 1:19:00 PM

Like the humour, Jan:) can't imagine you going on a diet! hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2015 1:34:00 PM

You've seen me Paul LOL - am no skinny Minnie but I have never been on a diet in my life:-) Hugs Jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 2/24/2015 7:07:00 PM

This is a good one, Jan. I guess we need to be fit to fit the bootie.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 7:27:00 PM

Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/24/2015 9:27:00 AM

hey ever so clever this Jan,,Just love it

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 9:51:00 AM

Thanks so much Harry:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 2/24/2015 7:41:00 AM

That is why they invented stretchy pants!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 8:53:00 AM

LOL Richard thank goodness for lycra! Hugs Jan xx

Lei Strauss

Date: 2/24/2015 7:33:00 AM

I enjoyed reading this! Relate much!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 8:52:00 AM

Thanks so much my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 2/24/2015 5:44:00 AM

How many times have I tried it? A million times, my dear, Jan, never managed I my trousers to fit! Excellent and witty Limerick! Enjoyed it!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 8:52:00 AM

Thanks so much Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 2/24/2015 3:15:00 AM

Great limerick Jan ,, lovely pic,, but its not that fat dear!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 3:25:00 AM

LOL Dr Sharma - I did find one image but it was simply too gross to post lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Viv Wigley

Date: 2/24/2015 2:40:00 AM

I think that your limerick's sweet, it explains why I can't see my feet :) Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 2:41:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/23/2015 11:36:00 PM

Yes, I've been on that one most of my life, jan. And i spell it the honest way "see food and I eat it" Good one! Soupmail.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/24/2015 2:03:00 AM

I toyed with putting 'see food' - will change it now you have made that comment! Hugs Jan :-) Hugs Janx xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 2/23/2015 8:14:00 PM

LOL! I see you've bounced back!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 8:16:00 PM

:-) thanks Kim I still intend to write poems with humour when I can:-) Hugs jan xx

David Meade

Date: 2/23/2015 8:09:00 PM

I resemble this poem! Sweatpants work best for me . . . light and love dear Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 8:12:00 PM

LOL David:-) Thanks for dropping by:-) Hugs Jan xx

Janet Eaton

Date: 2/23/2015 6:10:00 PM

I needed this laugh today Jan. Now I know what my problem is. Lol. Thank you. Hugs. Janet

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 6:55:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Janet, despite everything I still retain my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Tonytocaa Camacho

Date: 2/23/2015 4:33:00 PM

Funny jan,need more laughter in my life,perhaps by laughing will keep me from putting a spoon in my mouth..lol steak here please..nicely done..thanks Tony Tocaa

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 4:46:00 PM

Oh Tony I love a nice steak medium rare with fries and mushrooms, veg and pepper sauce - oh am salivating now! Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/23/2015 3:19:00 PM

I have that problem too Jan....I'm trying to drink more water...seems to be working.... Hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 3:36:00 PM

Pure fiction Tim - I have never been on a diet in my life - I am a UK size 8 which I understand is a US size 4 lol:-)But rest assured I am not a skinny minnie:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 2/23/2015 2:05:00 PM

Cannot do anything else little Nija Naj except agree with Vienna, "your sense of humor is worth its weight in gold". Stay safe. Love Shane xxx

Shane Cooper
Date: 2/23/2015 2:41:00 PM

:-)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2015 2:40:00 PM

Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan xx