Slick Limerick

There once was a Brit called Jack Horne,
Whose trousers were tattered and torn.
As he took his pants down,
He observed with a frown
His boxers were equally worn.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Devonshire Avatar
September 30, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Oh my, I can only wonder what was exposed with all thos tatters and tears, Jack. Cool poem! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
Taylor Avatar
September 30, 2011 at 10:18 AM
Congrats on your win, Jack. Nice going. Ralph
K. Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 2:42 PM
oh I know I would be coming back to this one, Jack! ^_^ Congrats on your win here and in all the other contests too :D Really loved this one :D
Mehta Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 6:15 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of P.D., jack
Dietrich Avatar
September 29, 2011 at 1:00 AM
Another one of my favorites from the contest. Glad to see this one on the list. Congratulations on a very well deserved winning poem.
A   Avatar
September 28, 2011 at 12:03 PM
JACK,,, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SLICK LIMERICK,,, THANK YOU,..P.D.
Sweetheart Avatar
September 28, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Congrats Jack my friend on fifth place win with this cleverly crafted entry .. super one..luv..
Quigley Avatar
September 28, 2011 at 10:40 AM
A clever write Jack. Well done and congratulations
Brown Avatar
September 28, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Congratulations Jack, on your "Slick Limerick" contest win sponsored by P.D. Love, Carol
K. Avatar
September 24, 2011 at 3:35 PM
heeheee, ok You do know that whenever I see your bio pic I will be imagining you this way?? Lol....kidding ^_^-- ok erasing images now...lol or not!! ;) such a funny piece, got me laughing at almost 4am here.... shucks hahahha :) thanks for dropping by :D
Kriticos Avatar
September 23, 2011 at 3:30 AM
That is halarious! I'm glad you can throw a jest at yourself. Although we're laughing at your expense here, I guess since this is so well written, you break even lol
Sweetheart Avatar
September 22, 2011 at 6:36 PM
oh number one Jack.. what a view my friend.. good luck in the contest..PD will be roaring ..luv..
Kendrick Avatar
September 22, 2011 at 6:28 PM
Sad tale for a Limerick..Enjoyed reading this eve..Reads like a winner to me..Good luck in the contest..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
September 22, 2011 at 1:40 AM
hahaha. one of the funniest ones I saw tonight!
Foster Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 10:03 PM
Very witty Jack, smiles all round. cheers Margaret
Wesley Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 8:21 PM
I'm gettin a picture of what goes on in your life Jack! Nobody needs to know what condition those undies are in. The verse is hilarious!
Merryman Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 6:25 PM
Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one Jack! Kim
Quigley Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 4:59 PM
You never cease to amaze me Jack. Still chuckling. This is going to be hard to beat
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 4:54 PM
Nice one Jack-this is truly your forte :)
Onclaud Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 4:39 PM
senior moment, jack?.. kidding! heelatious!:) huggs, nette
Lane Avatar
September 21, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Fruit of the Loom. Just a brief thought. Tony
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