Short Tights Poems

Ballet.
Dainty dancers
Anxious to impress
Men in tights, enchanting damsels in
Distress...

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tonight turn off he light
theyer wearing skin tights
as the light blink
going to be kink
as they prance
its a
BIG BOOTY...

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went is cold
they get more bold
in there suite tights
the bike at night
there plan stand
thyer up hill hiker
tthoses
WINTER BIKERS...

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I once road a bike
I had no tights
Or helmet with a light

I just road my bike
If I road a bike today
I would not wear any tights

That would mean
I was naked...

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Eighty-five today only fifteen to go
Told Mom when I reach 100 I'd put on a show
Dance a ballet
In tights so sexy
Exciting young fillies watching Sir Fatso...

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Buzzing bee, keep the sun in your sights,
packing nectar down snug in your tights.
So adroit at your task
that I just had to ask:
" Is that dinner on all of your flights?"...

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LEAP! I take to flight
Survey the rogues of the night
Armed with cosmic might
Criminals tremble in fright
Until they notice my tights


Joe Incatasciato
Dream Tanka contest...

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Superman is virile, handsome, and powerful
confident enough to wear tights and a tiny red cape
regular men cannot hope to compete
they nurse their beers and change the channel
...

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Lois Lane
Has lost her brain.
When she sees Clark,
There is no spark.

Yet in his tights,
A spark ignites;
And, sans his specs,
She’s up for sex.


For Poet Destroyer's Clerihew contest...

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Listen to poem:

The long-legged lass in ruddy tights
struts her stuff like high-heeled stilts.
Each step a flouncing prance, 
an elegant dance on heel-up stance,
that flaunts the body to pose, poised....

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She wore blue tights on the Monday

Tuesday it was green

Bright orange on the Wednesday

Thursday it was cream

I predicted black for the Friday

She wore trousers

Hate that girl....

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Tights and Blames.

I 
As
She
Eats,
Feels,
Drinks,
Laughs
And
Dreams.

I
As
She
Joys,
Finds,
Writes,
Watches
And 
Explains.

I
As
She
Sobs,
Reads,
Fights,
Tights,
And 
Blames....

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Errol Flynn played Robin Hood,

A displaced nobleman doing good.

Robin may have won all his fights

But is was Errol who looked good in the tights.






for Catie Lindseys 'you who...yo, clerihew' contest...

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Robin Hood and merry men took great delights
In protection of the peasants and their rights
But what really gave them pleasure 
And which emphasised their measure
Was cavorting through the forest wearing tights


31 January 2019...

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As all the bright bright city lights
Extinguished one by one,
I watched them through my room of brights
Dazzling as the sun

Reno illuminates her nights
A town of gambling fun
I sit in parlor wearing tights
Enjoying Reno run.......

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She arrived at the garage sale 
wearing a feathered headdress 
She wore a rainbow tutu
Her tights matched her faerie wings

She said hello to all of us
Delighted with everything
We gave her more than she bought
Loving her enthusiastic thank yous...

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Robin Hood felt that he was doing good
Redistributing income as he could --
  But the man in green tights
  Violated the rights --
Of the rich to throw away all that food 


      January 31, 2019
  Entry in "Limerick 3" contest
      Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Rondelet : De-Human(-ised) Rights

De-human rights
Most rights rest with superior-born humans
De-human rights
Some with their favourites in tights
Most to Muscle-men and Masons
Least to God-less men sans under-pants
De-human(-ised) rights.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Women’s rights?
     Men in tights  

   Rising crime?
     Hang wind-chimes

   Covid fears?
     Change careers

   Stocks falling?
     Piggy-bank calling

   Nothing to do?
     Learn Hindu

   Don’t have a car
     Play your guitar

   Overeating?
     Life is fleeting...

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Sand between my toes
Solitary walk on beach
At one with ocean

Shoes off, tights removed
Perfect summer day, no cloud
Quiet except waves.

High tide runs for shore
Bright pebbles, surf over feet
Emancipation.

Wet skirt around legs
Vision embraced horizon
Chimera moment....

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               The two
            joined in love
             face to face

Oh how poetic the sounds are
       and the movements

         Her the ballerina
           without tights
           he the knight
          without armor

           Face to face
             standing

         Oh how poetic...

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Under the mind blowing lights 
Forceful men embrace in tights 
Gigantic spectator enjoyment delights 

O' Super Bowl Sabbath show
Everybody in Land of Liberty know
Time for the pivotal moment glow

Everyone's yearning for their gang to win 
Tis' all that folks are sayin'
Here, poetry in forward motion begin 'n spin...

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when i was young and five
i had a dream of the boogyman
of cyclops
one eye watching me
and dragons breathing fire
of little elves dancing
with fairies in tights
and pixies in flight
ghost and goblins
mermaids and jack the giant
spooks going bunp in the night
when i was young and five
these creatures really gave me a scare!...

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In my room late one night, I caught six dancers all in white.

In tutus, flowered caps, and tights, they twirled on tiny pointed toes.

Seeing me, they froze; those living dolls..... mere porcelain again.


A 2011 oldie for 'Your Best Sijo' Poetry Contest; submitted Sept. 23, 2021
Sponsor:William Kekaula...

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                 Arrogance Aerobics




To be super smug and arrogant, are both obnoxious 
and so utterly detestable.

Like a male ballet dancer in sleek, white tights....
sporting only one, lonely testickle!



                 August 10, 2020
                   2:30am  PST


       N.B.Author aware of mispelt last word....

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