Arrogance Aerobics Humor




                 Arrogance Aerobics




To be super smug and arrogant, are both obnoxious 
and so utterly detestable.

Like a male ballet dancer in sleek, white tights....
sporting only one, lonely testickle!



                 August 10, 2020
                   2:30am  PST


       N.B.Author aware of mispelt last word.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Kiser Avatar
August 13, 2020 at 4:52 PM
Ooh, and he has the courage to get into tights again? Well, it's a good thing he's a professional dancer, otherwise he most likely wouldn't. Great humor.
Romios Avatar
August 13, 2020 at 9:07 PM
You are a riot ML... Pangiexx
Gondolf Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 12:02 PM
Thanks for the laugh, Pangie, this was a good one. Seems like it would be hard to be arrogant with just one "testickle" just sayin'. Hugs, John
Romios Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 2:53 PM
John...of course it would..and how silly would that be!)) That's how arrogant people seen to me. Great performers with one, you know what. LOL Pangie!
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 11:26 AM
Hello Panagiota, i would like to see a male ballet dancer in a TuTu. i know i would be laughing. I was coming here anyway. I always read the PM poems. Hugs Darlene xxxx=oooo.
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 4:44 PM
Hello Panagiota, I have deleted it. I did enjoy this poem. enjoy your evening . hugs D\rlene xxxx-oooo.
Romios Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 11:55 AM
Males in tights, especially dancers are so well in shape, I was being silly of course in this one... Thanks for reading and delete my comment at your site, OK The Pangie xxxooo
Raven Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 6:22 AM
Hi Pangie, love the content of this short write. It gave me the giggles. I am one of those people, who once I start giggling, it is hard to stop. That could be me in the tights, I only have one testacle. tHIS IS A JOY TO READ. A fun write on a serious topic. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Hugs....Mike. XX
Romios Avatar
August 11, 2020 at 6:39 AM
Mike, I had to ponder posting this. It really was accidentally funny. Testickle, came up(Lol)first as a rhyming word to detestable. I was fearful of posting this.itvwas not bawdy. But I honestly think it beats some limericks here.Only one woman responded, Pigeon! As if we women are too religious or prudish to respond to an innocent couple with the T word. You should see Modern Problems with Chevy Chase and that Ballet scene.i still giggle over that! Hysterical... Huss, Mike Pangie xx
Hinshaw Avatar
August 10, 2020 at 11:44 AM
Humerous indeed, Pangia! As the famous Chinaman Won Hung Lo might say, that is a sight to be seen! Bob
Romios Avatar
August 10, 2020 at 11:56 AM
My Dad used to use the Lo line frequently))) these days with PC-ness, surprised they did not come to your house with a Swat Team.)) Humor is not my thing, I see. (I am lying!). I don't write jokes about the anal phase of our lives, I should have))) not!! Pangie
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 10, 2020 at 7:26 AM
LOL! My honey was a dancer. He filled out his tights ;D,
Romios Avatar
August 10, 2020 at 11:51 AM
You kill me! ))) glad to know he filled those tights. Pangie xx
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace