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           Arrogance Aerobics To be super smug and arrogant, are both obnoxious and so utterly detestable. Like a male ballet dancer in sleek, white tights.... sporting only one, lonely testickle!           August 10, 2020              2:30am  PST N.B.Author aware of mispelt last word.

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Date: 8/13/2020 4:52:00 PM
Ooh, and he has the courage to get into tights again? Well, it's a good thing he's a professional dancer, otherwise he most likely wouldn't. Great humor.
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/13/2020 9:07:00 PM
You are a riot ML... Pangiexx
Date: 8/11/2020 12:02:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh, Pangie, this was a good one. Seems like it would be hard to be arrogant with just one "testickle" just sayin'. Hugs, John
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Date: 8/11/2020 2:53:00 PM
John...of course it would..and how silly would that be!)) That's how arrogant people seen to me. Great performers with one, you know what. LOL Pangie!
Date: 8/11/2020 11:26:00 AM
Hello Panagiota, i would like to see a male ballet dancer in a TuTu. i know i would be laughing. I was coming here anyway. I always read the PM poems. Hugs Darlene xxxx=oooo.
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Date: 8/11/2020 4:44:00 PM
Hello Panagiota, I have deleted it. I did enjoy this poem. enjoy your evening . hugs D\rlene xxxx-oooo.
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/11/2020 11:55:00 AM
Males in tights, especially dancers are so well in shape, I was being silly of course in this one... Thanks for reading and delete my comment at your site, OK The Pangie xxxooo
Date: 8/11/2020 6:22:00 AM
Hi Pangie, love the content of this short write. It gave me the giggles. I am one of those people, who once I start giggling, it is hard to stop. That could be me in the tights, I only have one testacle. tHIS IS A JOY TO READ. A fun write on a serious topic. Have a wonderful Tuesday. Hugs....Mike. XX
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/11/2020 6:39:00 AM
Mike, I had to ponder posting this. It really was accidentally funny. Testickle, came up(Lol)first as a rhyming word to detestable. I was fearful of posting this.itvwas not bawdy. But I honestly think it beats some limericks here.Only one woman responded, Pigeon! As if we women are too religious or prudish to respond to an innocent couple with the T word. You should see Modern Problems with Chevy Chase and that Ballet scene.i still giggle over that! Hysterical... Huss, Mike Pangie xx
Date: 8/10/2020 11:44:00 AM
Humerous indeed, Pangia! As the famous Chinaman Won Hung Lo might say, that is a sight to be seen! Bob
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/10/2020 11:56:00 AM
My Dad used to use the Lo line frequently))) these days with PC-ness, surprised they did not come to your house with a Swat Team.)) Humor is not my thing, I see. (I am lying!). I don't write jokes about the anal phase of our lives, I should have))) not!! Pangie
Date: 8/10/2020 7:26:00 AM
LOL! My honey was a dancer. He filled out his tights ;D,
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 8/10/2020 11:51:00 AM
You kill me! ))) glad to know he filled those tights. Pangie xx

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