The Answer Man Strikes

Women’s rights?
     Men in tights  

   Rising crime?
     Hang wind-chimes

   Covid fears?
     Change careers

   Stocks falling?
     Piggy-bank calling

   Nothing to do?
     Learn Hindu

   Don’t have a car
     Play your guitar

   Overeating?
     Life is fleeting
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Tor Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 11:45 PM
Comical advice Gershon, thanks lol...
Wolf Avatar
June 29, 2022 at 6:05 PM
I used to be the Good Humor Man before I became the Answer Man. What's next...
Buehler Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 6:46 PM
Ha, ha, ha! Aptly titled, Gershon. Thanks for the laughs. This poem is a fave. :D
Wolf Avatar
June 29, 2022 at 6:05 PM
Whoa! Thanks for the Fave, Evelyn, and glad you got a laugh out of these. :)
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