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My Tights Are To Tight

I once road a bike
I had no tights
Or helmet with a light

I just road my bike
If I road a bike today
I would not wear any tights

That would mean
I was naked

Copyright © Bobby May | Year Posted 2019

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December 27, 2019 at 11:57 AM

Haha, as the saying goes if you've got it flaunt it. Might be chilly around the willy though lol. Tom

December 27, 2019 at 1:05 PM

LOL

Caren Krutsinger

December 27, 2019 at 11:15 AM

Hilarious! I have never stolen a poem, Bobby, but if I decide to, this might be the first one.

December 27, 2019 at 11:29 AM

LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

December 27, 2019 at 9:04 AM

Giggles. I am of the bicycle persuasion, a retired bike courier. I miss the spandex ;D, xomo!

December 27, 2019 at 9:53 AM

There is no way I would ride a bike naked, I keep my family jewels covered at all times, lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

December 27, 2019 at 9:05 AM

There is an annual naked ride in town, I've never attended. But maybe...

December 27, 2019 at 8:24 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

December 27, 2019 at 9:51 AM

I hope no one steals this poem, it's my best one! lol If I see anyone writing about poop I will contact you!

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