Short Thongs Poems

SING TO HER
IN THONGS
AND VIDEO THE SERANDE
THAT A WORLD THAT LOVES MUSIC
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS!...

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Bridges connecting lines and dots on roads where people pass
Edges and rims dissecting flaps and humps, cones and tones that rap
Clamps and bolts, braces and thongs, hashtags and pegs, anchor holds...

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In Red China they've just outlawed Ping-Pong
  You have to wonder what too them so long
     To have to play in a mask
     A near-impossible task
   But what got it banned were those skimpy thongs...

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Slippery Sam the serpent sang songs.
About sexy slitherers in thongs.
The tunes were quite crass.
Cause thongs up their ... .
Let's face it, that just never belongs.

My apologies for being smutty. I think my mind is rotting....

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Diagnosed with Alzheimer's, the docs must be wrong
Am alert as ever, in fact, pull up my own pretty thongs
Drives the fillies crazy
In my mouth, there's a daisy
And a pretty pink bow tied to my enormous ding dong...

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how do you like my thongs? the corpulent cow asked me.
I heard my children behind her chuckle with a loud tee-hee-hee.
They were looking at her brief panties, I was looking at her shoes.
Hey! Yelled her husband. Who gave that crazy bovine booze?...

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What is it about a thong
That men break out in song
Is it the sight you see
Exposed butt cheeks
Making weak of the strong

And for my dear lady
Wearing it is crazy
It’s like floss for your tail
Makes you chap and yell
But he likes it so no shading...

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God Has Specified

There are certain thongs God Has Specified
Make sure all bets are covered that you tried;
Wear poker face,
Just in case,
And not be bankrupt before you going inside.

Jim Horn

Preparing for trip. Hope to leave just after
0600....

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The only tight hug she has ever had
Was from her tight silky thongs
 Grasping for air,  the elastic waist squeeze
The air right out of her lungs

Don’t worry, do not get upset
One size fit all….is politically incorrect.
Indifferent and unresponsive:
Snap goes the bride neck....

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Mickey Mouse purses
Wizard of Oz bags
Disney’s Cinderella t-shirts
They have been around for nigh onto seventy years
Yet somehow we feel like we have just discovered them, 
Thinking they are new.
Mickey Mouse thongs
They are not new
We used to wear them in the sixties
On our feet....

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Lucy loves wearing sheer
lingerie. Her husband 
Luke still buys her saucy
lace thongs and corsets which
laced up the front. Her once
lithe body is now not
looking good at ninety!



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Checked with How Many Syllables

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my thong is on fire 
i'm up for hire 
but no one will 
so i started selling pills
i needed the cash
but then somebody found my stash
it wasn't even drugs just mashed up smarties
so no one's gonna be getting high at their parties
this life is just way to sad
that's why i decided to move in with my dad....

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Always wear thongs when you’re fifty
and let those buttocks bounce
Don’t give a jot ‘bout your wobbly bot
Just flounce that extra ounce
No twin-set and pearls
nor hair in tight curls
just denim and boots
And disguising your roots
Not growing older
Just bigger
And bolder
Keep a smile on your face
And grow old in dis-grace!...

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There amidst the Sunday throngs,
People sunbathe in their thongs.
Passersby are few who lack
The will to just ignore the crack.

Since it is a public park,
There for all from dawn ‘til dark,
There will always be some nuts
And displayers of their butts.

Freedom has a price we pay,
Including bodies on display.
So if a PG-scene you seek,
You’ll learn to turn the other cheek!...

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Let me weave in a circle divine
a dream-catcher, of sinewy twine,
Securely webbed, and with a centered hole
to catch, the good dreams for you,the soul.

Let the enmeshed thongs 
be strongly woven with Holy-songs,
To keep the night-mares at bay
while you are at rest, slumbering away.

Let my dream-catcher
be your helping angelic watcher
as you peacefully,asleep lay
with your dreams now freely at play....

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Away in a strip mall,
no strip did I see.
That strips might be sold there
means nothing to me.

And then I thought strip tease!
I walked all around
but no naked ladies
were there to be found.

No cute guys there either
in nothing but thongs
who hinted that maybe
they’d show us their dongs!

There’s Vegas strips, so why
not say a mall STRIP?
I went to see strippers
but wasted my trip....

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Five Parrots and a Cat


Prior to bed
Maeve covers no cage
She binds the beak

of four of the five
that cruise all day
all lemon and lime

from drape to drape
while on the divan
Maeve weaves, Maeve sings

The fifth she thongs
to a porch rail 
to screech

until morning
A week from now
Maeve will drown

the last Siamese 
when unlike her brothers, 
the cat won’t stop pacing


Donal Mahoney...

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February 14th.
Fifty three degrees.
What? Get out your bikini.
Kick off those shoes.
It is time to break out the Koolaid.
Plunk in the ice cubes. 
Use Grandma's aluminum glasses
The ones from the 50's that keep things cold.
Where is my surfboard?
My swimsuit coverup?
My suntan lotion?
My thongs?
Grandma! Giggle. Giggle. "You WEAR thongs!"
Sure do, I say proudly, holding up my flip flops.
Confusing them every time....

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A thousand thoughtful thimbles
On as many thoughtless thumbs
Conspired to throw the throne
By the water's edge on Threadmesomes

A prick on a prince's finger
Produced prints on a Royal blouse
Thimble protection once provided
Protected not the Royal House

They struck throughout the kingdom
Thick leathers and thin garments alike
Proper thongs and pretty things
Disappeared in the Threadmesomes strike

3-24-19
Contest:Pick A Title,Vol 3, Alliteration
Sponsor:Edward Ibeh...

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She doesn’t like, my music
She doesn’t like, my songs
She doesn’t like, my boems
And, she doesn’t like, my thongs

She listens not, to my wishes
She listens not, to my plea
She listens not, to my wizdumb
And, she listens not, to me

She tells me, what do
She tells me, what to say
She tells me, when to go 
And, she tells me, when to stay

She tells me, when to laugh
And when, to shed a tear
But when she tells me, when to pee
That’s when I say, “YES DEAR”
BOEMS by JA 47...

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Zucchini fritters
Shrimp and Salads
Noodles with olive oil and Lemon dressing
Orange Layered Cake w/ buttermilk frosting
Grilled stuffed Rainbow Trout w/ sausage and crab
spaghetti and meatballs
toasted garlic bread
texas clover leafs ( Hawaiian flavor)
Ole South roasted pork belly with creole and spanish seasonings
chicken, aparagus and mushroom hot dish

Raspberry puree with club soda ginger ale and sweet white wine
Sweet white wine
mango Sweet( white wine with Mango juice)...

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