Short Swiss Cheese Poems

cratered like swiss cheese 
brightest at full moon 
lantern of the night...

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Mix Guacamole
And Swiss cheese and...you end up
With “HOLEYMOLEY”!
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The harvest moon
Made of Swiss cheese and
The hungry gray mouse,
The connoisseur to please...

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Swiss Cheese
   Pretty please

  Porous holes
   Help with goals 

  Patty melt
   Waistline svelte 

  Price is low
   Way-to-go...

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Porridge with maple syrup
Smoked salmon pretzel
Bacon & eggs sunnyside up
Nice tasty white rolls
With petit swiss cheese
Coffee and
Cream!...

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Before the big meal begins
Sauté green onion
With fresh crab, salt and pepper
English muffin base
Top with Swiss cheese
Oven melt
Wow!
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Food is often a memory 
butterscotch pudding for me
and Cheetoes
and swiss cheese fondue
all three bad memories
I guess those must stick the hardest and longest...

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Medium stuffed bell peppers
All full of good eats
Like wild rice dotted with corn
Tomato paste and
Onion smothered in
Hot Swiss cheese
Superb!...

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Jousting only because of the kings pleas,
lanced once too often feeling apathy,
drinking from cup,
holes sprung much,
feeling like a piece of holey swiss cheese.





11-14-16...

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It's 1969, time of the great Apollo 11 mission
The world stopped and acknowledged this first admission
Man's amazing feat
Most amazing since meat
John Glenn was first to discredit the cheesy superstistion...

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Tom took a day off for golf to play
His game should have been simpler croquet
Bruised head and scraped knees
His cart like swiss cheese
Wrecks on the nine, decides game's risque  

Inspired by Craig Cornish's Contest
Not an entry.....
Written: April 1, 2013...

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The moon cannot be lassoed, the persnickety opossum said.
Cat next to him laughed so hard, his face turned pink, then red.
Depends on how magical you are, the feline said with knowledge of many.
He lassoed the moon, which gave us enough swiss cheese to feed twenty....

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 Tomatoes with Swiss cheese

 Thickly stacked on Rye bread

 Twirled, flipped in hot butter

 That melts out creamy flows-

 Tasty, warm cheese dripping

 Through cracks of crispy crust

 Tempts me as my best lunch!

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' Twas entangled in marshmallows.
Trying to make rice Krispie's.
That could share with goodfellows.
Maybe should have tried Swiss cheese.

A system tried to develop.
Waxed paper didn't untangle.
Many emotions did swell up.
Hand, mouth, tongue 'twas entangled   

3rd try on this Ae Freislighe poetry form...

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My heart is now
Like Swiss cheese 
He loves me not
Yet he loves me deep
Teal eyes don’t deny
He’s only a horse
Any hippie chick can ride
He is only a buck
Red interested in games
Fun for him the chase
Sautéing smells of rain
But the second he peaks
He denies runs back to destiny
I’m Swiss cheese I say
But horses prefer races hay
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Butter 12 slices of potatoes bread
With a garlic butter
Fry bread one side until brown
On the fried side
One slice of swiss cheese
Place one tablespoon of honey mambo and  saurkrut
Layer five to seven prices of corned beef
Or four roast beef and four corned beef
Top with swiss and grill until done.
Serve with a beer, ginger ale and lemon, with a spot of whiskey and sugar....

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It looks like swiss cheese, but it comes from Norway.
This is great to eat in cooking or as a snack any day.
The cheese has many holes, and is yellow in color.
It is easy to slice, and is semi-soft in texture.
Pleasing to the taste, it has a mildly sweet, nutlike flavor.
A warning to all those where it has never been tried:
Please don't eat the wax that is on the outside.
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I'm getting high
On the stars
Downing the moon
Like a pill 
Hard to swallow
Need a bigger
Glass of milk
Because
The Swiss cheese
Is too hollow,
Skimming along
The ocean blue;
The water is cool
Find the lighthouse
By the ocean's shore,
As I sink into this coma,
Carry me deep
Into your slumber
And wrap your arms
My sweetest drug,
In the dark of night
Sleep come
Before the sunrise
Be it late than never......

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Machiavelli  s'been stewing 
teardrops in the Soup

Stooping to new lows 
for SYMPATHY 
stirring chickens in the coop

Seems some folks will do anything 
for what they think is fame
Swiss cheese stories for glory
Lordy! Whaddah' shame!

Reminds me of two classic movies...
"Freddie Lives" and the other is 
"The Crying Game"...
but this one's very unbelievable, it ain't scary,
and it's much
MUCH more lame!~...

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I am giving a kids poem a shot I have never done one before

I run through your house
I am Just a little mouse
Looking for cheddar cheese
I cannot not find it anywhere

But I do see a mouse trap over there
Let me go see what kind of cheese
Swiss cheese that stinks to me
I will just eat this electric cord

This maybe a shocker for me
For electricity will hurt you
So never be a fool like me
Stay away from electricity...

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Honey Balsamic Vinager
With lard braised porchettee topped
Rabbit with
Pareseam potato croquettes
Glazed carrots
and a onion cucumber salad
Fresh yeast rolls
and a choose of wine
Hazelnut and white chocolate mousse
With strawberries ,vanilla cake and
Whipped cream.


Roast squash
Roasted ostrich
Or goat
Creamy brown sauce
And potatoes
Broccoli and swiss cheese with bacon
Butterscotch eclairs
And expresso

Elegance and romance...

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Listen to poem:

how memories mellow with time
nostalgia falls upon us all
days of youth awake from dreamy nights
warm feelings turn images to treasure 

silent witnesses capturing still moments
creating a collage of mismatched flashes
a life holier than swiss cheese
yet still paints a wistful portrait



Published in my 24-page photo/anthology book ~LOOKING BACK~ 2023

AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Submitted on April 18, 2018 for CONTEST NO.425 sponsored by BRIAN STRAND  -  RANKED 1ST...

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