Short Suckers Poems

Retroviruses--
the cellular serial 
killers of lil' worlds....

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I hate suckers who are so sweet,
But so not whatsoever tender....

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Crush’s are for pups
Love is for the world to share
Heartbreak’s for suckers...

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The UnDead


bloodthirsty suckers,
vampires on the prowl for prey -
a blast of sunshine...

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A long hot summer
Filled with mosquitoes and gnats
They are blood suckers
Leaving me with knots and lumps
Looking like I have the mumps...

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I do not like how bed bugs prey
They feast upon us night and day
Praise God be kind
Grant peace of mind
And blow those blood-suckers away!...

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I bit into the hardest of suckers
‘Cause I’m no longer a big huge baby
With moods a lot like teeter-totters.
Now, I’m who I always wanted to be....

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Mitch McConnell just missed the boat
His elephant said - and I quote:
"It seems rather clear
The suckers are here
Giving Amy McGrath the vote!"...

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Had to scratch this one out some
last one was too rash
blood suckers!

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This I think is a quinzaine which I think PS doesn't list.. pretty cool form....

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"Losers" and "suckers" are such small fry 
That nobody cares if they all die
Trump vows (with a frown),
"There'll be NO lockdown
And Joe Biden will be the fall guy"!...

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Listen to poem:

Voracious blood suckers
Vespertilian beasts
Vermilion eyes, white fangs
Velvet cloak, black en-wrapped
Vigilant for dawn's break
Voraciously gorging
Vivid red neck vein blood...

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Suckers suck
Truckers truck
Mickey Mouse mongrels maltrusively muck
Broncos buck
Lady luck
'Fraid to say the word

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Inspired by the late great George Carlin...

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Heard this one... a dog has an owner, a cat has staff
Behind their stoic appearance, they all sit and laugh
Poor suckers we are
It's totally bizarre
How they manipulate our feelings, they own our ass...

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Heard this one... a dog has an owner, a cat has a staff
Behind their stoic appearance, they all sit and laugh
Poor suckers we are
It's totally bizarre
How they manipulate our feelings, they own our ass...

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For Christmas, Trump got a guitar
But he wanted to be a czar
So he pulled some strings
And underwear things
And now he's our POTUS Bête Noire!

* Trump translates, "au secours"
            as "Oh, suckers!" ...

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On and on she runs
Non stop as a truck
Blood suckers away
Lil effort she made
Didn't cost a buck
On her stomach
Then opposite
She swaps on with
Pitch flunctuating
Blaring on
I poke on
Nothing works
What more
Do I?
Slap!

2013...

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Eat me as cheeps
Boil me as food
Either green or yellow
I grow every where
Green when unripe
Yellow when ripe
I give you suckers for the 
Future
Give me nine months
I  give you
Fruits yes fruits
Plenty of it
Some to sell
Some to eat....

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If I were to choose 'tween you or 'tween me 
To hit the jackpot in the lottery 
I would choose it be you 
Or someone that you knew 
To lose "Suckers" "Cause I'd want it to be me 


Funny Limerick Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
11/2/2022...

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unripened strawberries.
expensive French soda 
and mystery suckers.
she'll taste of linen
or wine wood tips.
weaponized cherry blossoms,
salt of earth.
tears of sugar 
from hungry, coffee eyes. 
it is the sweetest taste
it is the sweetest taste...

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You groin suckers working your glistening rod through time's
Silver pole, fandangos swallow it whole; gulp, the goo of yes you....
Grasping, it's shaft sliding across these slippery tongues teasing tonsils
Twisting in a bind to gather their droplets at the back of your daemons throat....

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Tilled me 
Tilled me 
Use cutlass
Use engines
I am in abundance
Use me as you will
But keep me 
Natural
Keep me organic
Plant plenty of tubers’
Plant plenty  of cereals
Plant plenty of bulbs
Plant plenty of suckers
Good harvest
You will have
Food at plenty
Natural food
Food for all....

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no more Soup for me

all of YOU have pissed me off



April Fools Suckers






JSLambert ~ This is the fabulous "Prankster Haiku"
Haiku from the Heart Contest
~This is not your average Haiku. But I am not yir' average Joseph, for my "Prankster Haiku" form is highly Ex-plosiPH! Ya' DiGG?...

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homeboy got capped in his knee
all those suckers got to flee
working out my legacy
follow your dreams

each captivating scene
learn in advance
give love a chance
time well spent in thought

linger on with a song
think as you continue on
through velvet eyes
it comes as no surprise

beneath the fallen tide...

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inhaling pure helium

the contestants were giggling

pursed their lips blew for first prize

save ozone layer from holes

shield us from the scorching sun

bubble gum chewing award

suckers and blowers unite

together everyone wins


19th October 2020

Impressions Poetry contest

Sponsor Nette Onclaude

Visual One...

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Their wings move with lighting speed
With Their long straw sucking up nectar
They dash to and fro almost as fast as their wings
Amazing to watch but hard to take a picture

Tiny in shape but so cute
I have never seen one rest 
I have no clue how they could lay an egg
I imaging their boyfriend would have the same problem

They are fast little suckers...

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