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This Will Be My Final Poem On the Soup

no more Soup for me

all of YOU have pissed me off



April Fools Suckers






JSLambert ~ This is the fabulous "Prankster Haiku"
Haiku from the Heart Contest
~This is not your average Haiku. But I am not yir' average Joseph, for my "Prankster Haiku" form is highly Ex-plosiPH! Ya' DiGG?

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Debbie Duncan

Date: 4/23/2012 8:34:00 PM

good one ;} you have a great day ;}

Rockman Pritts

Date: 4/17/2012 2:06:00 AM

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. I see that I already made a comment so think of this as an after thought. Rockman :-)

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 4/13/2012 7:31:00 PM

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 4/6/2012 12:08:00 PM

Glad to find you still here trying to make fools of us but that's ok, sometimes it works! :)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/5/2012 3:45:00 PM

Whew! The title had me worried. So glad this is only a joke. You belong here, Joey. Love, Carolyn

Jessica Arteaga

Date: 4/5/2012 8:17:00 AM

aw was hoping for a very interesting rant lol

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/3/2012 9:11:00 PM

and I really do count calories, you funny guy. I try to keep them at 1600 a day but went overboard a bit on my little trip to Iowa!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/3/2012 9:10:00 PM

you didn't fool ME. hahaha But I bet you got some folks!!! So what other pranks did you pull on Sunday? OUr grandbaby arrived Monday, but I told joe Sunday he was on the way and to get going to Salt lake with me and when I told him I was joking, he got mad at me. hahaha

Chiquitachiamaka Baity

Date: 4/3/2012 7:17:00 PM

lol... umm you had me worried... you know ive been gone for a while..I read the title.. and said... what the H**L.. Nice one.... smiles.... Chiamaka

Rockman Pritts

Date: 4/3/2012 12:48:00 AM

I can't believe that you would use such a serious forum as this site for a childish prank. I believed in you. I had faith in you. And now you launch a campaign like that? I'll never read another one of your poems again. Psych!!!! April fools on you. :-) Keep 'em comming buddy. I'm putting a new one in.

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 4/3/2012 12:30:00 AM

Joey, I am serious when I say that when I saw your title-- I was mentally shouting NOooOOoo!!!! Really! So this is a total relief (haha that I am a sucker o_O) ^_^ Do NOT do that ever again! Grr~! Thanks for dropping by my poem :D--swish~!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/2/2012 6:38:00 PM

ha ha ha... a bit late on pulling my leg...but, i was still gonna click and read it... love your explosive haiku... super enjoyed,,,pd

Russell Sivey

Date: 4/1/2012 11:52:00 AM

Ha ha, this is a very good Haiku Joey! I was taken aback at first, wondering what happened, then I read further and saw exactly the reason for the poem! Very clever there! I really enjoyed this write that I have read this afternoon! A perfect poem for this April Fools Day! Great Work!!

Broken Butterfly

Date: 4/1/2012 8:21:00 AM

What I said to self? It cann't be true! Got me, JS! But I am happy you are not leaving for real only an April Fool Trick.

Pace Ink-U-Script

Date: 4/1/2012 8:02:00 AM

LMAO!!! Good one!

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 4/1/2012 8:01:00 AM

Wow, you got me, too! A good one. Thanks for all your comments. You always bring a smile to my face. Weather is fantastic down here. I do plan on being outside today. Enjoy the pool. Blessings, Rhonda