Honestly Speaking

If I were to choose 'tween you or 'tween me 
To hit the jackpot in the lottery 
I would choose it be you 
Or someone that you knew 
To lose "Suckers" "Cause I'd want it to be me 


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11/2/2022
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Volumes Avatar
November 4, 2022 at 10:38 PM
Cheeky ! Very funny Charles. Enjoyed
Wolf Avatar
November 3, 2022 at 7:32 PM
Pretty funny, Charlie!
Kauffman Avatar
November 3, 2022 at 9:19 AM
Good one Charlie! Winning the lottery has ruined so many lives but we still try! Sending you all the blessings of the season along with my best wishes for the contest my friend! You have inspired me to try writing a new limerick.
Buhagiar Avatar
November 2, 2022 at 3:13 PM
Just funny. Who needs money :)
Messina Avatar
November 3, 2022 at 4:26 AM
:) All we need is love, my friend.
Dietrich Avatar
November 2, 2022 at 12:38 PM
Good one. I need to get busy on a limerick!!
Messina Avatar
November 3, 2022 at 4:26 AM
Thank you, Andrea.
Cunningham Avatar
November 2, 2022 at 7:34 AM
Lol tell it like it is Charlie, no beating around the bush Tom
Messina Avatar
November 3, 2022 at 4:27 AM
That's the way I roll, brother Tom. (lol) Charlie
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