Short Spanking Poems

brand spanking
new; the unused page
below...

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Thankfully
The practice of spanking
       ~ is tanking...

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cat o' nine tails
today hand or belt
is spanking right or wrong?...

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SPANKING, the sixties -- no longer debatable signed by Paddy-Whack


Date: 09/08/2019...

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Smile, damn smile, you face won't break
It's a spanking new day for goodness sake
No grumpies allowed
Sing hallelujah out loud
Break out in song as soon as you wake...

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My buddy mistyped ‘high wire walking’
Her error got everyone talking
She merits a spanking
Cos it rhymed with banking
From quizzes Michelle is now baulking!

07/09/21...

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Smile, damn it smile, you face won't break
It's a brand spanking new day for goodness sake
No grumpies allowed
Sing hallelujah out loud
In fact, break out in song as soon as you wake...

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Since moving to this berg we have a new doc
Her name is sweet Kimberly, fresh out of the box
Brand spanking new 
Love spanking, don't you
Whenever she examines, I never watch the clock...

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Smile, damn it smile, you face won't break
It's a brand spanking new day for goodness sake
No grumpies allowed
Sing hallelujah out loud
In fact, break out in song as soon as you wake

Are you nutso???...

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Since moving to this burg we have a new Doc
Her name is sweet Kimberly, fresh out of the box
Brand spanking new 
Love spanking, don't you
Whenever she examines, I never watch the clock

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Liar, liar glass encased in a frame
you offer a clear view of the world 
or so you claim.  The world that is
perceived through you, is sparkling,
shiny and brand spanking
new.  Liar, liar 
in the bathroom
beauty I
wish I
saw....

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27 Jan 2023  5:45 PM

Blink once your getting a spanking.  
Blink twice your in school.  
Blink three times your graduating and the fourth you marry your girl
 the fith you have your own the sixth and they are grown.  
The seventh and your going home....

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Cronkite did the talking.
Nixon started walking.
Through the rabbit's ears 
we saw it all.
Windows down by cranking.
Kids still got a spanking.
Food stamps were on paper
not on cards.
Pryor told the jokes.
Everybody smoked.
Man things were different
way back then....

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I would like to purchase a prairie schooner if you please.
The car salesman was brand spanking new.
He had to ask several other salesmen what a prairie schooner was.
None of them knew, so he “Googled” it.
Is this what you mean? He asked, showing her a photo of a prairie schooner.
Yes she said. “And I want it in pink.”...

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Scary closets,
And darkened rooms.
Always lead me back to you.
Clapping everytime i stick it.
Laughing everytime i smile.
Huggin when i fall.

Being here is your job,
All the time, even when i fall.
Crying when i leave,
Wishing for luck.
Yelling at me.
Spanking my butt.
You are my mommy.
And that is just that....

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Finals Result

A month before,
Begins the tension,
Something you would like to,
Give a detention.

Of being grounded for a month,
Is perhaps the fear,
Or getting a spanking,
And shedding many tears.

Or perhaps it’s competition just plain,
Or fear of falling behind the class,
The probabilities are clear,
More clearer than glass....

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Am gonna love you so hard

She "sucks that I forgot my phone"
He "you need to unplug from that phone"
She "I actually didn't forget it. I looked at it as I was leaving and thought to myself that I needed a break"
He "you need to be off that phone for atleast 72 hours and the first 24 will be pure spanking"

To be continued......

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You wear luck
Like you were born to it
Bred to it
Like pink skin over old scars
New spanking suits on old men
This kalaidescope of favor
Falls directly into your lap
Yet
When your luck runs out
You scream and shout to the angels
Now you are in a place
Where cherubim and seraphim turn a
Deaf ear
You are forever bound to a solitary
Fortune...

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lanky lusts leering
fostering felon fits
damp draw drooling
draped over dances
voluptuous veils vying
saucy veins spanking

hanky panky hoisting
falling fallible feelings
severed surges smirking

eerie emotions nauseated
squashed capillaries cremated
pulpy pukes pirated

lurching labium limbs
paused, party pissed.
     '20:01:29:18:14...

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Locking my lips, Spanking my butts
Squeezing my blossoms, Playing wd my s
Eating me slowly from ears to toe..
Licking the places even i dont know..
Raising my breath and beats so High..
Making me moan on nodes all High
Crashing within wd desire intense
Filling me up wd ur essence
Making all desires flood from my cave
Still for more of u i crave.....

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Playing on Grandma’s feather bed
I saw it shred
Knew I’d been had
Spanking by Dad

Birds of a feather, as they say
Steps in Big “J”
Gave Dad a chop
Asked him to stop

Remembering that incident
And how thing went
“J” gets for that
Feather in hat

Submitted by: Charles Sides
For the “Just A Minute” contest
Posted: 10/12/2012...

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hurdled hoisted hazzle
hideous hags sparkle
rustic lips lurching
pulpy punctured pitching
damped danced drooping
mystic mists mumbling

curvy chants crunching
cautious cauldron moaning
voluptuous vibe reeling

purpled eyes heaven
dripping ecliptic epilepsy
sumptuous scrunches spanking

callous cusses cupped
spooky hags spun.
    19:11:19:14:22...

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A spanking new fourth grade boy in
the most rigid fourth-grade teacher’s class
introduced himself in this way
“I am a magician. I hypnotize my parents nightly.
They do what I want, when I want, per my instructions.”
Two girls giggled. 
“You will be turned into frogs later,” he assured them.
The teacher started to say something but it came out as a croak....

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skipping zeal shuddering
spanking fostered feelings
la-de-da limbs lurching
dark dances drooling
felon weight whooshing
blushing bills crushes

hoisted hankerings puking
nocturnal nosing nauseating
hideous fate fiddling

mystic melody moaning
callous crest crumbling
lake crest leering

saucy stance stooling
dreamy diminutions dispersing.
       '20:01:23:05:07...

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I was a child of only seven years,
adventurous, bold, I had no fears.
Into the woods I would go
after my Mom told me "No."
But worth the spanking and the tears.

These days the woods are worrisome,
fear I may trip and land on my bum.
Things live there I didn't see
when I was young and carefree.
With age, it's to caution I have succumb.


   { { { February 14th, 2016 } } }...

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