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Typoitis - Its Contagious - Bawdy Humour Warning

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My buddy mistyped ‘high wire walking’ Her error got everyone talking She merits a spanking Cos it rhymed with banking From quizzes Michelle is now baulking! 07/09/21

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John Watt

Date: 7/13/2021 4:39:00 PM

Jan, thanks for the smyl. hugs ~ John

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 7/12/2021 1:05:00 PM

Hi Jan. Yes, that subtle touch does the trick - not saying but suggesting. Let the reader work it out. Best wishes.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/11/2021 2:07:00 PM

- ... I probably have many typos ... they can laugh as much as they want ... laughter prolongs life :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 5:33:00 PM

Definitely Anne-Lise and i will never stop writing silly poems and try and make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 7/11/2021 4:28:00 AM

Fun to read, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 7:17:00 AM

Thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Gary Radice

Date: 7/11/2021 2:13:00 AM

Smiley sundays would not be smiley sundays without a Jan-erick. This one takes things to new heights. :) Thanks for the smile. Cheers - Gary

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 7:21:00 AM

Thanks for the lovely comment Gary. Not everyone appreciates my humour, one troll has done 3 blogs aimed am my poop and perceived 'filth or porn'. BUt I break no rules and I am here to stay. I think he considers my stuff to not be real poetry but its amazing how many folk appreciate a smile. I use innuendo, I use word play and I label a poem as bawdy so it doesnt take a genius to work out it is ribald!:-) he can blog on i will never stop the humour flowing :-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/10/2021 6:58:00 PM

We be wired, in the past, to type up our mistakes. Your buddy’s typing a bit tipsy.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 7:22:00 AM

lol thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 7/10/2021 3:46:00 PM

Ahhh... I get it... on-line BANKING. NO? Blimey, Jan, I know wire walkers need a big pole, but come now...er... let me re-phrase that. Verry Funnie. ;-) Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 7:22:00 AM

ha ha ha you are hilarious Terry:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 7/10/2021 2:49:00 PM

Damn you Jan, I nearly choked on a chip, I’m writing a dark poem, took a break to look you up, now I’m laughing like the idiot I am, brilliant Limerick cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 7:23:00 AM

So glad you have a sense of humour as we know its so lacking in others!:-) write on dark or silly we need to keep the ink flowing:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/10/2021 11:26:00 AM

See? You mastered the "lk" rhyme! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2021 7:23:00 AM

thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/10/2021 6:00:00 AM

Took me a minute Jan!! but boy was it worth it! A good belly laugh can't be beat!! Happy Saturday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2021 7:00:00 AM

I wasn't sure if the folks across the pond were familiar with the word lol:-) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 7/10/2021 5:51:00 AM

I lov spel chek, I wood not bee without it..... Enjoyed this bit of fun....

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2021 6:59:00 AM

My smell chequer is prefect lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Simon Hamill

Date: 7/10/2021 5:12:00 AM

I've got that.lol.i have to ask wife how to spell.is it a real word?I could put it on my CV.lol. you always cheer me up.thank you.take care.simon:)x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2021 6:59:00 AM

lol year it sure is a real word lol:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/10/2021 2:07:00 AM

A new disease: TYPOITIS. Best remedy take a sour lemon. That should teach your buddy. Hugs xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2021 4:15:00 AM

lol thanks Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 7/9/2021 6:12:00 PM

Gosh, did Michelle’s face turn shades of white - From the word that your buddy mistyped - What a laugh it must have been - When the word by all was seen - Except for your poor friend, what a fright…… Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 7/10/2021 1:06:00 AM

Belle you are an amazing limerick writer lol! Seeing the typo was absolutely hilarious you can imagine the laughter !:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/9/2021 4:01:00 PM

very cute, Jan!! Methinks I know the rhyming word!!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2021 4:18:00 PM

lol Andrea I wasn't sure if it was a word you would be familiar with - the quiz was so hilarious we erupted into laughter:-) hugs Jan xx

David Smith

Date: 7/9/2021 3:31:00 PM

When you are young you tend to take short cuts which can bring you up short on occasion, and as you get older you have to allow time to figure out how to avoid short circuits, both require occasionally taking a breather to see with claret, I mean clarity. Enjoyed this one. Be good David in NZ

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2021 3:38:00 PM

thanks David hope all is good for you in NZ i would love to visit your wonderful country one day:-) hugs Jan xx