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I Am a Magician

A spanking new fourth grade boy in the most rigid fourth-grade teacher’s class introduced himself in this way “I am a magician. I hypnotize my parents nightly. They do what I want, when I want, per my instructions.” Two girls giggled. “You will be turned into frogs later,” he assured them. The teacher started to say something but it came out as a croak.

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Kurt Ravidas

Date: 4/19/2019 8:45:00 AM

Wow, your magician made me smile that happens not too often. It's a magic! Very, very nice, Caren.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/19/2019 7:22:00 PM

Hahaha I loved writing this one, Kurt.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/16/2019 10:25:00 PM

This is GREAT! So funny. Why there are no comments I can't figure. Poets must be getting jealous! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/17/2019 12:40:00 AM

I think they are rather busy. I am shockingly busy myself, getting ready for company Thursday, Friday, Saturday and half of Sunday. Have to go! I barely have time to post my poems, and may run out of that as 10 grandchildren will be here!