Short Snide Poems
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CHAPLIN
no sound
around
LAUREL OR HARDY
old fool
so cool
ROAD FILMS
two blokes
with jokes
BONNIE+CLYDE
too snide
both died
And behold, I'm shocked.
Lying on the leather couch.
Make a snide remark.
Making nightly pray.
Whisper in your ear, "Be Mine".
There once was a fellow who was a drudge
When something bad happened, he held a grudge
It just ate him up inside
His very navel was snide
Then everything changed ~ He discovered fudge
snide remarks
became the
indirect undertone
of all conversation
bringing with it
it's underlined
hidden insulting
insinuations of
lack of worth
within this present
incarnation
great poetry and truths revealed,
the cards you dealt will be revealed,
when judgement comes to ride,
no laughter for the snide,
bad cards reveal, bad truth...
thanks Kim M
Don
snide terms fester in
beautiful words have vanished.
there'll be no more peace.
slice me to bits with a knife.
I can recall the first time.
Written: December 11, 2021
contact with the other side,
brings poetry from the sleepy bride,
what was that she almost said,
get up and write it down now Fred,
is she a little bit snide:)
Don
Thanks Russell Sivey
Dreams in the Dark
dread grips world
the failure snide zest
lambs are calm,
top to toe,
thinly veiled sorrow on times
Cackles are flimsy.
Shandorma is a form with (3/5/3/3/7/5) for a total of 26 syllables.
too bad
so sad
your dad
relief
my grief
you thief
away
hooray
good day
money
funny
I plea
think fool
you tool
no school
your ride
so snide
I sighed
the bar
so far
jaguar
you drink
me think
hoodwink
A psychic I guess, the eight-year-old replied without any sass.
His future career is no way something to cover or hide.
I did not remark, or add a comment in any way snide.
So glad he did not want to be a U-tuber like the rest of his class.
An Aberration
He is orange at the corner
And he’s looking at me.
He has a crooked grin - it is snide
It is fearsome to see
More than a pumpkin he scares
Moving nighttime creeping things.
I am afraid to pass him,
As a mean faced witch flies over me.
too snide
both died
Note A footle-2 lines,2 syllbles with a title-Light verse form,witty,pertinent,topical etc
(technically a trochaic monometer)hence I label the form as a footle best exampled by the
famous FLEAS
Adam
had'em.
DINNER’S A CHORE
Dinner, my turn, nothing in the fridge
Off to market, be gone a smidge
Car won’t start, battery’s dead
Jump it, full steam ahead
Old gossips in the aisle, won’t move aside
‘Scuse me’ I croon, but they get snide
Right back I get crass
Suggest they kiss my ass
Can you hear the absence of bickering,
the snickering, snide remarks and animosity?
The pomposity of inflated egos in blogs
that just shouldn't be taking place.
A blog without the chance for someone's
feelings to be trampled and hurt~
Just once~ humor me for creating such a blog.
Swans swim side by side
Like loverz on Dizney ride
Sorry for the pride
Takin' risks for you
Feeling blue outta the blue
I haven't a clue
I cried...I collide
The rivers are wide...I hide...
Your comments are snide
Fakin' my bro love
I get love from up above...
What do I think of?
Occasional snide words
Often bruise small egos
Once said cannot retract
Or repair damage done
Odd, this always works out
Old hurts will hear me spout
Oafs make this sad mistake!
FOURTH PLACE WINNER
Written April 3, 2021
Entered "Pleiades - O" Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman
There's a shark swimming in the soup
quietly circling and lurking
Hiding behind mean metaphors
and toothy snide similes
He's poised, ready to strike
and feast on the unwary
Ripping off the heads
of anyone muddying his waters
12/24/18
Contest Sponsor Anthony Slausin
With passions past, the fever’s broken;
Phone’s unanswered, words unspoken;
Snide asides, accusing hisses-
The sentence served for stolen kisses.
Vinegar eyes from too much wine,
I took and loved what wasn’t mine
Her night late call: “Where have you been?”
The end of the affair’s the greater sin.
If you make a claim
they freely raise the annual fees
and then they confound the issue
with talk of a depressed market
and rampant inflation
I wanted to change horses
but realised the claim we had made
would make our insured sum more expensive
I felt their snide behaviour
There was an elephant in the room
Ole kero fridge went om om om,
like the Hari Krishna chanting chums,
a portal opened in the room,
3rd eye of a child in tune,
at 4 i saw 40 grey of dead,
boogyman.
Don
The grey bastards filled my room,
I'm insane you'll assume,
watch them Kero fridges snide....
Don
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_mMeIZTzQ
BONNIE+CLYDE
too snide
both died
NOTE:A footle is a two line lines,2 syllable verse with an integral title-Light Poetic verse form,witty,pertinent,topical etc (technically a trochaic monometer and not necessarily in rhyme).A 'hybrid' innovative sequenced variation has
developed over the years (since 2009)alongside the original definition.
You should watch how you treat me
Or you will end up in a poem - believe me
I heard every snide thing you said
I saw every shake of your head
Your body language told more than you wanted said
The senses of a writer are well tuned
Easily spotting the buffoon
So take back what you said
Or you will be reading with dread
Your behavior of this afternoon
I’m thinking we’re on a downhill slide
With self-aggrandizing politicians now,
Bloviating so self-assured and snide
Paying no attention to their campaign vow.
With an eye on their big monied donors,
They think little of their constituencies
Sometimes I think they are really stoners,
And need more prayer time on their knees.
written October 24, 2021
A little less laughter in the world,
A little more reminiscing;
For that will be the way it goes
With Robin Williams missing.
A lot more tributes yet to come,
A lot of clips to show;
For folks just can't believe
That it was Robin's time to go.
A little less laughter in the world,
A lot more snide asides;
Alas, beneath the comic's mask,
Depression often hides.
Bones of rotting timbre mimic
morgues of truth
Pleading memories of oaths to rigor
mortised youth
Snide sacrosanct hides under
shrouds of pride
placing careful snares under
gleaming stares
These selective few
they ingratiate you...
Even the doubtful few
These ephemeral ghosts clapping at
unspoken jokes
Wheezing from their throats to
laugh as they choke.