Short Seniors Poems

woman
walking senior dog
cute...

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Once I was young, 
now I'm an oldie;
Once I was shiny, 
now I'm all moldy....

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People are always contrary
In the month of January
And if you're old
Its so damn cold
Seniors flock to Trump's Lie-bury...

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Seniors' New Year's goal -  Cal strives for push up glory, one should do it















Monoku written January 14, 2021...

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debt ceiling
raised

seniors, 
their children
and grandchildren
joyfully 
jumped--
touched ceilings
in homes




*Septolet contest...

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Feast
Genuine, heartfelt
Cooking, welcoming, hugging
Turkey, football, grateful, touchdown
Talking, laughing, cheering
Babies, seniors
Family...

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The homeless shout out senseless vowels
Whilst seniors suffer from loose bowels
Public toilets are closed
Just because its supposed
Someone might infect absent towels?...

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Spring’s budding, branching arbors,
saplings to sappy seniors,
are all stalwarts with ringed hearts
and life giving leaves.


(inspired by Francine Roberts' contest) 5/24/11...

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Once knew a lady from Messypotamia
Was known for her serious nymphomania
Attacked even seniors
Causing them seizures
Giggling as they fell cracking their crania...

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seniors
eighteen, eighty
graduate, retiree
pursuing opportunities
seekers


February 10, 2020
Contest: Modern or Traditional Cinquain
Sponsor: William Kekaula...

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Once knew a lady from Messypatamia
Was known for her serious nymphomania
Attacked even seniors
Causing them seizures
Giggling as they fell down cracking their crania...

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Official definition of the acronym UFO
It stands for “Underwear Filling Overload”
Normally it's in babies
Or seniors over eighty
Run for the hills while holding your nose...

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America's seniors
Paid their taxes when due
But retired on pensions
That favored the few

Now County Clerks
Have made that quite clear
Under "Cause of Death:"
(Enter your Senator here)...

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As they say, there goes the neighbourhood
A nefarious group of seniors, up to no good
Swearing and cursing
Belching and coercing
Causing distress for all the young girliehood...

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Yoga positions
pretzel launching pad, painful
crowd wilts from fitness

senior endurance
festiness charges living
folks uncurl, relieved 











Senryu composed August 7/21...

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Based on all seniors I've known in the past
Should be in bed moaning about how long I'll last
Instead, I'm alert
Vision's a bit blurred
Still cookin', all systems go if you ask...

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Her hands are gifted, blessed, pure
Even though years ago, they cleaned
Aged-Seniors in the nonprofit that hired her
Loving Jesus spawn sagas of love. As I drink .......

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A Candlewick bedspread,
it must be Blackpool or Paris.

A towering sadness,
for she is lost between the waves
of there and now.

Moonlight above the 'Golden Coral',
Wednesday is half-price for seniors....

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Uncle Didi stays in abbeys and churches.
Ministers, nuns, monks gather.
Group of seniors, veterans lurches.
He was never a minister -- a butcher.
Behind the church is a shop,
  where he used to work and chop....

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my last day
bell rings
seniors scream
seniors cry
today is our last day
today was our last day
its over
finally over
we move on
we separate
we grow
we leave
we graduate
its over
I can't believe its over...

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1. Winnebago--rolling deluxe port a potty with a kitchen and bed

2. Incontinence--why mostly seniors own winnebagos(see #1)

3. Incontinent animals usually get euthanized

4. We just need to buy senior animals a Winnebago?...

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I’ve worked for years and 
Had to put up with being
Mistreated, favoritism and
Unfairness in order to 
Make a living and pay my bills
I am now of retirement age
To find out the money
I paid out is now in jeopardy
It’s my money, don’t touch it

...

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Seniors should be
Care for and protected
Not upset and having
To worry about their future
Wondering where they're going to get
Their next meal, how to
Pay for medication or
Even their bills, even Germany
respects and cares for their seniors



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As boys when at dances when at dances 
when a girl gets close we look at the grow.
As teens at school dances we cant keep
our eyes off their headlights.
As adults when at dances we cant take our
eyes off of sports on tv.
As seniors at dances we cant keep our eyes open....

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As boys when at dances when at dances 
when a girl gets close we look at the grow.
As teens at school dances we cant keep
our eyes off their headlights.
As adults when at dances we cant take our
eyes off of sports on tv.
As seniors at dances we cant keep our eyes open....

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