Ufo

Official definition of the acronym UFO
It stands for “Underwear Filling Overload”
Normally it's in babies
Or seniors over eighty
Run for the hills while holding your nose

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

February 22, 2018 at 8:55 AM

Lol! I should have smelled that one coming ;) Good morning dear Jack! xomo

Jack Ellison

February 22, 2018 at 9:00 AM

Hey... good morning dearest Mo!!! Right on!!! LOL

Tom Cunningham

February 22, 2018 at 6:45 AM

Happy Jack ,well he filled his nappy/ Young fillies had to change him, not happy/ They rubbed it with a towel/ Jack started to howl/ Got his fill of oats, very happy chappy/ Morning Jack

Jack Ellison

February 22, 2018 at 6:49 AM

Seems the whole world is following my limerick lead... well two or three!!! It's a start! Good morning Sir Thomas!!!

Silent One

February 22, 2018 at 6:13 AM

Have you tasted that new super food? Test prove it can make you a bit lewd. It's called SnackaJACK, makes you smile like Prozac! Careful! Once consumed, there's no going back!!!

Jack Ellison

February 22, 2018 at 6:34 AM

Made a fortune with the stuff! Now living in the land of luxury!!! Available at all your local pill joints!!!