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Short Scotch Poems

Short Scotch Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Scotch by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Scotch by length and keyword.

The deputy drinks
Scotch from a bottle-

with painted nails 
and a giggle...

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Categories: scotch, drink, giggle, humor, silly,
Form: Haiku

* Jumping Rope
Jumping rope, playing hop scotch
Are the things little girls do together
On warm sunny summer days. 

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Categories: scotch, childhood
Form: Haiku
Do not give rodents alcohol
Hickory Dickory Splotch
The Mouse glanced at his watch
The chime struck ten
The Mouse smiled then
And opened up his Scotch

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Categories: scotch, animal,
Form: Rhyme
I needed a scotch,
 the night was cold and black.
The wind ripped my cheeks
and pushed me into a ditch,
crying for the home I lost.

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Categories: scotch, sad,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member invited

invited to join
the after-dinner ritual
scotch in the man cave

AP:  Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on August 3, 2018...

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Categories: scotch, boyfriend, father, food, growing up, home, meaningful,
Form: Senryu

Premium Member GASTROPUB-laugh-in
Pork scratchings & branston pickle
marmite and scotch eggs
ham eggs and picallili
chocolate fingers
peppermint aero
Cheers !...

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Categories: scotch, food
Form: Epulaeryu
a glass of scotch
She poured another glass of scotch
And gulped it down in one;
She knew the answer wasn’t booze -
But dying wasn’t fun.

For Paula’s sip contest

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scotch, death,
Form: Rhyme
Highland Fling
A Scot of the fearsome Black Watch
Regrettably drank all the Scotch
His wife made it clear
She did not like beer
With a fearsome kick to his crotch....

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Categories: scotch, drink,
Form: Limerick
Gift Wrapped
Gift Wrapped

Christmastime is package-time,
Paper everywhere,
Ribbons, cards, and string, till I’m
Almost bound to swear!
(Scotch tape in my hair…).

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© Steve Eng  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scotch, holiday
Form: Verse
In here
Suddenly I am without air,
the children playing hop-scotch on my arm
have give way
to the crow.
I am in here
I am in here
If only I knew where or when or how....

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Categories: scotch, childhood, depression, family, forgiveness, friendship, happiness,
Form: Blank verse
There is an auld laddie near Fife
There is an auld laddie near Fife
who sought for himself a good wife.
As no one would have 'im
he retired to a cabin
and drinks Scotch every day of his life....

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Categories: scotch, addiction, drink, loneliness,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Shafted
Bobby Aiken was proud to be Scotch.
As a pole-vaulter he was top-notch.
But on one faulty try
he became a soprano guy,
having been poled crack-on in the crotch....

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Categories: scotch, humor, sports,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Crotches and Scotches
There once was a bold prig named Wiener
who had an unsightly demeanor
he took pics of his crotch
after two shots of scotch  
"Where's his wife? Well nobodies seen her."

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Categories: scotch, funny,
Form: Limerick
10am in the morning
10pm to bed at night
10 year old scotch
10 degrees of separation
10 of clubs
10 days vacation
10 dinner guest's
10 perfect
10 fold
10 good reason's

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Categories: scotch, imagination
Form: Free verse
no waste
strange dish
low cost

Scotch hype
pig’s feet
beef tripe

sheep’s pluck
fish heads

spell it

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Categories: scotch, food,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Constricted
Walt Willis had a pain in the crotch.
He vowed to stop drinking so much scotch.
But that wasn't to blame
the cause was clearly plain.
His gut needed a belt with a new notch.

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Categories: scotch, pain,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Like a paper cut
Love hurts
After the rain
My friend used to say
On those long rainy days
In Sydney
You need a bad woman
And a good bottle of scotch
I think that kind of love
Hurts like a paper cut....

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© Uwe Stroh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: scotch, absence, love,
Form: Free verse
Mans Best Friend
Sand slipping through her fingers
Of wasted times and jilted lovers
Sat with her spaniel on the porch
Poured herself a nice little scotch
Faithful to each other they were
As a doe and a deer...

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Categories: scotch, animal,
Form: Free verse
Age softens
There once was a  Scotch lassie called Sturgeon
Who ,in her youth ,was quite a curmudgeon
But when she took over from Salmond
She found that quite calming
And her better nature started to burgeon....

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Categories: scotch, humorous,
Form: Limerick
naked in the garden
forgot to tell you
i gardened naked one day
gentle misting rain

thinned out salad greens
planted them where scotch bonnet
was on the end row

just me in rain boots
the chickens were embarrassed
dog just laughed out loud...

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Categories: scotch, happiness, life, nature, pets
Form: Haiku
Premium Member It was Friday, March 29 -This is the city
I watched as Frank botched day watch, then I got night watch We both drank scotch... but I am confused, when do I get to snooze?
__________________________________________________ "Just the facts, mam'" contest...

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Categories: scotch, funny,
Form: Questionku
The monster in Loch Ness
There is a monster in Loch Ness
Which has been seen, more or less
And tourists flock with cameras zoomed
To be quite expensively roomed
And even if the photo shows a grey, grained blotch
At least the bar sells a lot of Scotch.

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Categories: scotch, funny, irony, travel,
Form: Limerick
Storm Coming
Storm Coming

Mar 2,  2017• By daniel miltz •

Wind spit come down in buckets
Abiding in solemn Scotch mists 
Components of an overwhelming tempest 
Seek shelter before thrash out
Or dance under the rain chuck down


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Categories: scotch, nature,
Form: Quintain (English)
great scott
i'm not

i plead
the plaid
take a fifth

of Irish
not of scotch

but if you ask
i'll wear a kilt
but if you ask

what's worn
nothing is

all parts
are completely


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Categories: scotch, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Ahem This Phlegm
Ahem this phlegm
In snotty body
Needs and pleads
A hotty-toddy.

Think a drink
Or pill will
Fight my plight
Kill this ill?

I might ply
With some rum
Debauch with scotch
Numb the glum.

Until that swill
Outs this bout
My poor sore
Snout will spout.


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Categories: scotch, funny, health,
Form: Rhyme