Short Scotch Poems
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invited to join
after-dinner ritual
scotch in the man cave
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Posted on August 3, 2018
Hop ahead, hop behind
Hop sideways, perhaps rewind
Matters only what you find
in the melody of your mind
Hickory Dickory Splotch
The Mouse glanced at his watch
The chime struck ten
The Mouse smiled then
And opened up his Scotch
I needed a scotch,
the night was cold and black.
The wind ripped my cheeks
and pushed me into a ditch,
crying for the home I lost.
Pork scratchings & branston pickle
marmite and scotch eggs
ham eggs and picallili
chocolate fingers
peppermint aero
ribena
Cheers !
She poured another glass of scotch
And gulped it down in one;
She knew the answer wasn’t booze -
But dying wasn’t fun.
For Paula’s sip contest
measuring
masking
duct
Scotch
painters
carpenters
tape
tapeworm
tape firm
tape recording
tape rewarding
wordplay
word say
tape
It tastes just like scotch
It's a Japanese whiskey
Suntory Royal
Nobody can call it scotch
It's not distilled in Scotland
A Scot of the fearsome Black Watch
Regrettably drank all the Scotch
His wife made it clear
She did not like beer
With a fearsome kick to his crotch.
Gift Wrapped
Christmastime is package-time,
Paper everywhere,
Ribbons, cards, and string, till I’m
Almost bound to swear!
(Scotch tape in my hair…).
no waste
odd taste
strange dish
haggis
Scotch hype
beef tripe
entrails
pig's tails
fish heads
sweetbreads
offal
awful
January 23, 2013
Suddenly I am without air,
the children playing hop-scotch on my arm
have give way
to the crow.
I am in here
I am in here
If only I knew where or when or how.
Earth glows in the dark like a bauble
Though sometimes its orbit will wobble
In Glasgow they came
To allocate blame
Knowing Scotch can make eagles gobble!
There is an auld laddie near Fife
who sought for himself a good wife.
As no one would have 'im
he retired to a cabin
and drinks Scotch every day of his life.
Bobby Aiken was proud to be Scotch.
As a pole-vaulter he was top-notch.
But on one faulty try
he became a soprano guy,
having been poled crack-on in the crotch.
Wind spit come down in buckets
Abiding in solemn Scotch mists
Components of an overwhelming tempest
Seek shelter before thrash out
Or dance under the rain chuck down
There once was a bold prig named Wiener
who had an unsightly demeanor
he took pics of his crotch
after two shots of scotch
"Where's his wife? Well nobodies seen her."
the scotch pine looks white
herbage seem to poke at him ---
snow nostalgia
08 December 2022
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Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Shetland’s Jimmy Perez isnae hip,
but the crooks never give him the slip.
Thoogh ah dinnae ken much
‘bout his preference for scotch,
to his island, we’re planning a trip.
A girl on the Tube stared at my crouch
Her mum sat there and tried not to watch
Then mum's face turned red
As she softly said,
"She thinks that is where I get my Scotch"
10am in the morning
10pm to bed at night
10 year old scotch
10 degrees of separation
10 of clubs
10 days vacation
10 dinner guest's
10 perfect
10 fold
10 good reason's
Walt Willis had a pain in the crotch.
He vowed to stop drinking so much scotch.
But that wasn't to blame
the cause was clearly plain.
His gut needed a belt with a new notch.
Love hurts
After the rain
My friend used to say
On those long rainy days
In Sydney
You need a bad woman
And a good bottle of scotch
I think that kind of love
Hurts like a paper cut.
Sand slipping through her fingers
Of wasted times and jilted lovers
Sat with her spaniel on the porch
Poured herself a nice little scotch
Faithful to each other they were
As a doe and a deer
There once was a Scotch lassie called Sturgeon
Who ,in her youth ,was quite a curmudgeon
But when she took over from Salmond
She found that quite calming
And her better nature started to burgeon.