Highland Fling

A Scot of the fearsome Black Watch
Regrettably drank all the Scotch
His wife made it clear
She did not like beer
With a fearsome kick to his crotch.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
August 30, 2019 at 8:20 PM
G'day Rico … that's learning the hard way Rico - Lindsay
Bauer Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 3:22 PM
ha! very amusing, rico!
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 5:56 PM
Mahalo, Ilene! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 11:13 PM
G'day Rico … would that be a birth control method Rico? Thanks again - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 5:56 PM
You know the Scots always make do with what they have rather than with what they don't have! Aloha! Rico
Wolf Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 10:27 PM
Ouch, that hurt. Rather unexpected! LOL. Some wife! :) gw
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 5:57 PM
Men have rugby, women get the haggis! Aloha! Rico
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 8:12 PM
Lol! I didn't think of kicking him...
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2019 at 5:59 PM
Obviously Scots have more experience kicking balls around than you, but know you could kick that high (or low) will keep your hubby toeing the line? Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 6:38 PM
ha ha ha hilarious Rico!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
July 30, 2019 at 6:52 PM
The Scots are always having a ball. The Olympics committee should consider an international skillet competition so the ladies can prove how adept they are at tilting a kilt. Aloha! Rico
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