Kilt Tilt

A girl on the Tube stared at my crouch 
Her mum sat there and tried not to watch
Then mum's face turned red 
As she softly said,
"She thinks that is where I get my Scotch"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Cunningham Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 2:54 PM
Haha a true Jock Wears nothing underneath. Tom
Kiser Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 1:51 PM
OH boy! Original, hilarious and well thought out Limerick.
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