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Kilt Tilt

A girl on the Tube stared at my crouch 
Her mum sat there and tried not to watch
Then mum's face turned red 
As she softly said,
"She thinks that is where I get my Scotch"

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Date: 5/30/2022 2:54:00 PM
Haha a true Jock Wears nothing underneath. Tom
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Date: 5/30/2022 1:51:00 PM
OH boy! Original, hilarious and well thought out Limerick.
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