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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

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When strapping on a corset,
Be careful not to force it, 
Too much and you’ll pop
More than just your top;
Your bowel might endorse it.

Copyright © Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart | Year Posted 2023

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Linda Alice Fowler

July 15, 2023 at 11:50 AM

LOL Maureen! Congrats on your win! :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM

Thank you Linda! Pulled outta my butt just for Jan ;). xomo!

Paris-Maree Boreham

July 10, 2023 at 2:15 AM

Wow very clever, Congratulations on your win Maureen!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 12, 2023 at 6:38 AM

Thank you lovely! I squeezed this one out just for Jan <3 xomo!

Andrea Dietrich

July 6, 2023 at 10:48 PM

Cleverly done and won. Congrats

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 7, 2023 at 9:34 AM

Thank you Andrea! Limericks not my forte, forced this one out for Jan ;), A lovely day to you. xomo

July 6, 2023 at 3:35 PM

It can happen with belts too… oops! I’ll take it on advisement never to wear a corset. Thanks for the sh*tty advice, Maureen. Ha ha… congrats. Terry

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 7, 2023 at 9:33 AM

Giggles Galore! Yes, advice I could get behind ;), xomo

July 4, 2023 at 4:28 PM

absolutely hilarious Mo. I Wish i had thought of this one, the end line is sheer genius lol:-) Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 7, 2023 at 9:31 AM

Thank YOU for the prompt and inspiration! My muse was quite bunged up ;), Warm hugs (but not too tight)! xomo

July 4, 2023 at 4:28 PM

Congratulations Mo!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 7, 2023 at 9:31 AM

Thank you Lovely! xomo

June 28, 2023 at 10:54 AM

Haha, the imagery is fabulous! Don't squeeze the Charmin--sorry was that too gross? :D

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 7, 2023 at 9:31 AM

Definitely squeeze the Charmin! ~x

Brian Sambourne

June 26, 2023 at 12:42 PM

Terrific Maureen, as always. Your distinctive style of wit + creativity never disappoint. Cheers, Brian

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 1:02 PM

Thank you Brian! Pulled this one out of my butt for Jan ;), xomo

June 25, 2023 at 12:27 PM

LOL on this potty humor Maureen. Reminds me of Rico L.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:34 AM

Thank you Nancy! I’m no limerick mo lol, but for Jan I try! I do so miss that Rico too. <3 xomo

Anonomus Scorpio

June 24, 2023 at 12:58 PM

LOL enough said ;) A.S sometimes I think you and I were born in the wrong time period.

Anonomus Scorpio

August 1, 2023 at 5:09 PM

Truth you are a diamond in this or any life lady! :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:36 AM

Well thank goodness we met in this one! Tho, I am a little in love with a poet who died in 1900, d’oh. ;), xomo

Michelle Faulkner

June 22, 2023 at 8:23 PM

This is great, Mo, I'm sure Jan will love it :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:37 AM

Tee hee, it is written expressly for she, thank you! xomo

June 21, 2023 at 7:04 PM

Ha ha, a hilarious one, Mo.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:37 AM

Thank you Lovely! I tried real hard ;), xomo!

June 21, 2023 at 2:16 PM

A great humorous Limerick Maureen… Belle

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:38 AM

Thank you Belle! Warm poetry hugs :) xomo

June 21, 2023 at 9:11 AM

Running the true course of a corset. Don't bind up your humor Maureen lolol. Hugs...

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:39 AM

LOL! I’m way too hippy loose for that ;D,

June 21, 2023 at 7:46 AM

Good advice Maureen :) lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

June 26, 2023 at 11:40 AM

Giggles! Love the look but couldn’t bear the effort personally;), xomo

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