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When strapping on a corset, Be careful not to force it, Too much and you’ll pop More than just your top; Your bowel might endorse it.

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Date: 7/15/2023 11:50:00 AM
LOL Maureen! Congrats on your win! :)
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/16/2023 1:33:00 PM
Thank you Linda! Pulled outta my butt just for Jan ;). xomo!
Date: 7/10/2023 2:15:00 AM
Wow very clever, Congratulations on your win Maureen!
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/12/2023 6:38:00 AM
Thank you lovely! I squeezed this one out just for Jan <3 xomo!
Date: 7/6/2023 10:48:00 PM
Cleverly done and won. Congrats
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/7/2023 9:34:00 AM
Thank you Andrea! Limericks not my forte, forced this one out for Jan ;), A lovely day to you. xomo
Date: 7/6/2023 3:35:00 PM
It can happen with belts too… oops! I’ll take it on advisement never to wear a corset. Thanks for the sh*tty advice, Maureen. Ha ha… congrats. Terry
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/7/2023 9:33:00 AM
Giggles Galore! Yes, advice I could get behind ;), xomo
Date: 7/4/2023 4:28:00 PM
Congratulations Mo!
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/7/2023 9:31:00 AM
Thank you Lovely! xomo
Date: 7/4/2023 4:28:00 PM
absolutely hilarious Mo. I Wish i had thought of this one, the end line is sheer genius lol:-) Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/7/2023 9:31:00 AM
Thank YOU for the prompt and inspiration! My muse was quite bunged up ;), Warm hugs (but not too tight)! xomo
Date: 6/28/2023 10:54:00 AM
Haha, the imagery is fabulous! Don't squeeze the Charmin--sorry was that too gross? :D
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/7/2023 9:31:00 AM
Definitely squeeze the Charmin! ~x
Date: 6/26/2023 12:42:00 PM
Terrific Maureen, as always. Your distinctive style of wit + creativity never disappoint. Cheers, Brian
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 1:02:00 PM
Thank you Brian! Pulled this one out of my butt for Jan ;), xomo
Date: 6/25/2023 12:27:00 PM
LOL on this potty humor Maureen. Reminds me of Rico L.
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:34:00 AM
Thank you Nancy! I’m no limerick mo lol, but for Jan I try! I do so miss that Rico too. <3 xomo
Date: 6/24/2023 12:58:00 PM
LOL enough said ;) A.S sometimes I think you and I were born in the wrong time period.
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Anonomus Scorpio
Date: 8/1/2023 5:09:00 PM
Truth you are a diamond in this or any life lady! :)
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:36:00 AM
Well thank goodness we met in this one! Tho, I am a little in love with a poet who died in 1900, d’oh. ;), xomo
Date: 6/22/2023 8:23:00 PM
This is great, Mo, I'm sure Jan will love it :)
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:37:00 AM
Tee hee, it is written expressly for she, thank you! xomo
Date: 6/21/2023 7:04:00 PM
Ha ha, a hilarious one, Mo.
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:37:00 AM
Thank you Lovely! I tried real hard ;), xomo!
Date: 6/21/2023 2:16:00 PM
A great humorous Limerick Maureen… Belle
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:38:00 AM
Thank you Belle! Warm poetry hugs :) xomo
Date: 6/21/2023 9:11:00 AM
Running the true course of a corset. Don't bind up your humor Maureen lolol. Hugs...
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:39:00 AM
LOL! I’m way too hippy loose for that ;D,
Date: 6/21/2023 7:46:00 AM
Good advice Maureen :) lol
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/26/2023 11:40:00 AM
Giggles! Love the look but couldn’t bear the effort personally;), xomo

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