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When strapping on a corset,
Be careful not to force it, 
Too much and you’ll pop
More than just your top;
Your bowel might endorse it.

bodyclotheslimerick

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/15/2023 11:50:00 AM

LOL Maureen! Congrats on your win! :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/16/2023 1:33:00 PM

Thank you Linda! Pulled outta my butt just for Jan ;). xomo!

Paris-Maree Boreham

Date: 7/10/2023 2:15:00 AM

Wow very clever, Congratulations on your win Maureen!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/12/2023 6:38:00 AM

Thank you lovely! I squeezed this one out just for Jan <3 xomo!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:48:00 PM

Cleverly done and won. Congrats

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/7/2023 9:34:00 AM

Thank you Andrea! Limericks not my forte, forced this one out for Jan ;), A lovely day to you. xomo

Terry Flood

Date: 7/6/2023 3:35:00 PM

It can happen with belts too… oops! I’ll take it on advisement never to wear a corset. Thanks for the sh*tty advice, Maureen. Ha ha… congrats. Terry

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/7/2023 9:33:00 AM

Giggles Galore! Yes, advice I could get behind ;), xomo

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/4/2023 4:28:00 PM

Congratulations Mo!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/7/2023 9:31:00 AM

Thank you Lovely! xomo

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 4:28:00 PM

absolutely hilarious Mo. I Wish i had thought of this one, the end line is sheer genius lol:-) Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/7/2023 9:31:00 AM

Thank YOU for the prompt and inspiration! My muse was quite bunged up ;), Warm hugs (but not too tight)! xomo

I Am Anaya

Date: 6/28/2023 10:54:00 AM

Haha, the imagery is fabulous! Don't squeeze the Charmin--sorry was that too gross? :D

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Date: 7/7/2023 9:31:00 AM

Definitely squeeze the Charmin! ~x