Writing With Poop

Today, when I started to write, before I turned on the desk light. My pen had taken a poop, the blue ink needed a scoop. A mess on my desk was a fright.
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Fowler Avatar
July 15, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Back with big congrats dear Paula! :)
Goldsmith Avatar
August 9, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun Poop write. Have a fun day writing away..................
Dietrich Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Back with my congrats!
Goldsmith Avatar
July 7, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you came back to see me. Have a fun day writing away..................
Flood Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 3:58 PM
So clever, Paula. Writing a poop poem which isn’t, shall we say, ANAL? Hope you ditched the quill for a ball point. Congrats on the cleanest poop in the contest. Terry
Flood Avatar
July 7, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I turned 64 just yesterday, so, yes, I remember ink wells and sticks with nibs. Then we got the hi technology of the cartridge fountain pen which would poop all over the pl… ahh clever you!
Goldsmith Avatar
July 7, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun poop write. Do you remember the ink pens leaking??? They were a mess. I skipped over the ball point pens and went right to the computer. No ink mess here with the computer. Hooray!!! Have a fun day writing away..................
Goldsmith Avatar
July 5, 2023 at 8:41 AM
"1 Place" ~ Writing With Poop ~ Date Written: 6/22/2023
George Avatar
July 4, 2023 at 8:48 PM
When all our poop stinks, your poop has a pleasant fragrance. :) Congratulations dear Paula on your win !
Goldsmith Avatar
July 5, 2023 at 9:24 AM
Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you like my fun write. Have a fun day writing away..................
Allison Avatar
July 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Glad its not just my pen that gets constipated and then gushes forth Paula Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
July 5, 2023 at 10:11 AM
Im so glad i judged the contest when i did last night as we got very sad news and it was only the poems that kept me going and i was determined to judge them all last night x
Goldsmith Avatar
July 5, 2023 at 9:23 AM
Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. You had a cute/fun contest. (Thanks) I enjoyed writing this one. A writer never know what their pen will do next. Hahaha... Hugs... Have a fun day writing away..................
Anaya Avatar
July 4, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Congratulations Paula!
Goldsmith Avatar
July 5, 2023 at 9:20 AM
Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you could stop over. Have a fun day writing away..................
Anaya Avatar
July 3, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Your poopy pen made me laugh, Paula I hope your pen mate feels better. Cute!!
Goldsmith Avatar
July 4, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad my fun Poop write made you laugh. That made my day. Thanks... I love to make people laugh/smile. Have a fun day writing away..................
Callus Avatar
June 27, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Writing 'poop' in a creative way, Paula! When I was young, many of the pens we used often made a mess...good thing we had blotting paper at hand all the time:) Regards // paul
Goldsmith Avatar
June 30, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. I also remember the ink mess. Glad those day are long over. Have a fun day writing away..................
M  Avatar
June 26, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Hehe….love this funny one Paula!! Debx
Goldsmith Avatar
June 27, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Thanks for your note. Glad you found my fun/cute blue Poop write funny. I like to give out smiles. Hope this one puts many smiles on many faces. Have a fun day writing away..................
George Avatar
June 26, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes it happens ! Poop sounds so nasty. But you have written a decent poem on poop ! Well done Paula. All the Best.
Goldsmith Avatar
June 27, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun/cute blue Poop write. I had fun writing it. Have a fun day writing away..................
Bell Avatar
June 26, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Like an ink poop on a Monday morning. It's when it runs down your trousers you crack up.
Goldsmith Avatar
June 27, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. I know what you mean. I hate when the blue Poop runs down my skirt. What a mess. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................
Kitchin Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Paula, a cute one, BOL in the contest.
Goldsmith Avatar
June 27, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Thanks for your note and for your BOL in the contest. Glad you enjoyed my cute/fun blue Poop write. Have a fun day writing away..................
Kaufman Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:15 PM
LOL
Goldsmith Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my cute blue Poop write. Have a fun day writing away..................
Eslinger Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 5:50 AM
Oh my! When i saw this title topping your list, i smiled muttering, “what the h—-!” But it made me giggle and wow, i can relate! I even posted ing my early days here a poem about the mess of a broken pen. Haha!
Goldsmith Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write with a smile/giggle. Thanks... That made my day. Have a fun day writing away..................
Fowler Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 5:54 AM
Very cute and clever Paula! A fun read that made me smile :)
Goldsmith Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my cute/fun blue Poop write. "Smile" Have a fun day writing away..................
Nicholsen Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Now this was a messy but fun pick me up loved reading your work sweetie have a blessed day ..hugs
Goldsmith Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you love my fun blue Poop write. I love to give out smiles. Here catch one. Have a fun day writing away..................
May Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Lol, a messy page on need of clean up
Goldsmith Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. Yes, a mess went everywhere. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................
Wolf Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Did you use 'an ice-cream scoop' for that blue ink?
Goldsmith Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. No ice-cream scoop. A roll of paper towels. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................
Edmonds  Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Paula, did the poop from your pen stink, was it as runny as ink? Great Limerick for the contest… Belle
Goldsmith Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 12:00 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun blue Poop pen write. Oh yes, runny mess. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................
Kauffman Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Good one Paula! Blue poop indeed! Thanks for the giggles and grins! Blessings for a housebroken pen and for you!
Goldsmith Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 3:14 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun blue Poop write. Yes, giggles/grins and a laugh for everyone. Now Laugh... Everyday everyone needs a big smile. Have a fun day writing away..................
Dietrich Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 12:33 PM
so funny to call it taking a poop when the pen does that. Blue pee it could be too. haha
Goldsmith Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun Poop write. Yes, it could be poop or pee. Take your pick. Hahaha..... Now Laugh...  Have a fun day writing away..................
Lane Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Globs of ink making you think of them as poop! Gross but good, Paula. We’ll just have to blame this toilet humor outbreak on Jan.
Goldsmith Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun Poop write. Yes, the fun Poop/toilet humor blame is on Jan. I had fun writing this one. Everyone needs a laugh. So laugh at all the fun writes... Have a fun day writing away..................
Sands Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 10:40 AM
Lol. Good one Paula. :)
Goldsmith Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun Poop write. It was fun to write. Have a fun day writing away..................
Poet Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 10:36 AM
Nice humourous limerick Paula. Thanks for the smile and good luck with the contest
Goldsmith Avatar
June 22, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Thanks for your note and for your good luck. Glad you like my fun limerick write. I love to give out smiles. Have a fun day writing away..................
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