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Writing With Poop

Today, when I started to write, before I turned on the desk light. My pen had taken a poop, the blue ink needed a scoop. A mess on my desk was a fright.

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/15/2023 1:09:00 PM

Back with big congrats dear Paula! :)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 8/9/2023 12:12:00 PM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun Poop write. Have a fun day writing away..................

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:56:00 PM

Back with my congrats!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2023 3:13:00 PM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you came back to see me. Have a fun day writing away..................

Terry Flood

Date: 7/6/2023 3:58:00 PM

So clever, Paula. Writing a poop poem which isn’t, shall we say, ANAL? Hope you ditched the quill for a ball point. Congrats on the cleanest poop in the contest. Terry

Terry Flood
Date: 7/7/2023 3:29:00 PM

I turned 64 just yesterday, so, yes, I remember ink wells and sticks with nibs. Then we got the hi technology of the cartridge fountain pen which would poop all over the pl… ahh clever you!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/7/2023 3:13:00 PM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you enjoyed my fun poop write. Do you remember the ink pens leaking??? They were a mess. I skipped over the ball point pens and went right to the computer. No ink mess here with the computer. Hooray!!! Have a fun day writing away..................

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/5/2023 8:41:00 AM

"1 Place" ~ Writing With Poop ~ Date Written: 6/22/2023

Valsa George

Date: 7/4/2023 8:48:00 PM

When all our poop stinks, your poop has a pleasant fragrance. :) Congratulations dear Paula on your win !

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/5/2023 9:24:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you like my fun write. Have a fun day writing away..................

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 4:34:00 PM

Glad its not just my pen that gets constipated and then gushes forth Paula Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/5/2023 10:11:00 AM

Im so glad i judged the contest when i did last night as we got very sad news and it was only the poems that kept me going and i was determined to judge them all last night x

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/5/2023 9:23:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. You had a cute/fun contest. (Thanks) I enjoyed writing this one. A writer never know what their pen will do next. Hahaha... Hugs... Have a fun day writing away..................

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/4/2023 4:32:00 PM

Congratulations Paula!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/5/2023 9:20:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your congratulations. Glad you could stop over. Have a fun day writing away..................

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/3/2023 3:59:00 PM

Your poopy pen made me laugh, Paula I hope your pen mate feels better. Cute!!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 7/4/2023 12:01:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad my fun Poop write made you laugh. That made my day. Thanks... I love to make people laugh/smile. Have a fun day writing away..................

Paul Callus

Date: 6/27/2023 12:08:00 PM

Writing 'poop' in a creative way, Paula! When I was young, many of the pens we used often made a mess...good thing we had blotting paper at hand all the time:) Regards // paul

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/30/2023 12:35:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. I also remember the ink mess. Glad those day are long over. Have a fun day writing away..................

Deb M

Date: 6/26/2023 6:10:00 AM

Hehe….love this funny one Paula!! Debx

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/27/2023 10:24:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you found my fun/cute blue Poop write funny. I like to give out smiles. Hope this one puts many smiles on many faces. Have a fun day writing away..................

Valsa George

Date: 6/26/2023 4:28:00 AM

Sometimes it happens ! Poop sounds so nasty. But you have written a decent poem on poop ! Well done Paula. All the Best.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/27/2023 10:22:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun/cute blue Poop write. I had fun writing it. Have a fun day writing away..................

Paul Bell

Date: 6/26/2023 2:54:00 AM

Like an ink poop on a Monday morning. It's when it runs down your trousers you crack up.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/27/2023 10:21:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. I know what you mean. I hate when the blue Poop runs down my skirt. What a mess. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/25/2023 2:37:00 PM

Paula, a cute one, BOL in the contest.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/27/2023 10:19:00 AM

Thanks for your note and for your BOL in the contest. Glad you enjoyed my cute/fun blue Poop write. Have a fun day writing away..................

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 6/25/2023 12:15:00 PM

LOL

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/25/2023 12:44:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my cute blue Poop write. Have a fun day writing away..................

Sally Eslinger

Date: 6/25/2023 5:50:00 AM

Oh my! When i saw this title topping your list, i smiled muttering, “what the h—-!” But it made me giggle and wow, i can relate! I even posted ing my early days here a poem about the mess of a broken pen. Haha!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/25/2023 12:44:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write with a smile/giggle. Thanks... That made my day. Have a fun day writing away..................

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 6/24/2023 5:54:00 AM

Very cute and clever Paula! A fun read that made me smile :)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/25/2023 12:42:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my cute/fun blue Poop write. "Smile" Have a fun day writing away..................

Yolanda Nicholsen

Date: 6/24/2023 4:42:00 AM

Now this was a messy but fun pick me up loved reading your work sweetie have a blessed day ..hugs

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/25/2023 12:34:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you love my fun blue Poop write. I love to give out smiles. Here catch one. Have a fun day writing away..................

Joseph May

Date: 6/23/2023 8:22:00 PM

Lol, a messy page on need of clean up

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/25/2023 12:32:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. Yes, a mess went everywhere. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................

Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/22/2023 6:07:00 PM

Did you use 'an ice-cream scoop' for that blue ink?

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/23/2023 12:03:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun blue Poop write. No ice-cream scoop. A roll of paper towels. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 6/22/2023 4:21:00 PM

Paula, did the poop from your pen stink, was it as runny as ink? Great Limerick for the contest… Belle

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/23/2023 12:00:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun blue Poop pen write. Oh yes, runny mess. Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................

Sam Kauffman

Date: 6/22/2023 2:32:00 PM

Good one Paula! Blue poop indeed! Thanks for the giggles and grins! Blessings for a housebroken pen and for you!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/22/2023 3:14:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun blue Poop write. Yes, giggles/grins and a laugh for everyone. Now Laugh... Everyday everyone needs a big smile. Have a fun day writing away..................

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/22/2023 12:33:00 PM

so funny to call it taking a poop when the pen does that. Blue pee it could be too. haha

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/22/2023 3:10:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my fun Poop write. Yes, it could be poop or pee. Take your pick. Hahaha..... Now Laugh... Have a fun day writing away..................

Lin Lane

Date: 6/22/2023 12:03:00 PM

Globs of ink making you think of them as poop! Gross but good, Paula. We’ll just have to blame this toilet humor outbreak on Jan.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/22/2023 12:09:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun Poop write. Yes, the fun Poop/toilet humor blame is on Jan. I had fun writing this one. Everyone needs a laugh. So laugh at all the fun writes... Have a fun day writing away..................

Heidi Sands

Date: 6/22/2023 10:40:00 AM

Lol. Good one Paula. :)

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/22/2023 12:05:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad you enjoyed my fun Poop write. It was fun to write. Have a fun day writing away..................

Sotto Poet

Date: 6/22/2023 10:36:00 AM

Nice humourous limerick Paula. Thanks for the smile and good luck with the contest

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 6/22/2023 12:04:00 PM

Thanks for your note and for your good luck. Glad you like my fun limerick write. I love to give out smiles. Have a fun day writing away..................