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25 June 2023

For Contest: Poop Poetry

Sponsor: Jan Allison

Bombs Away - Poop

Well I just caused a bit of commotion
When my gut said I needed a motion
Went for ‘number two’
In the outside loo
Of a jet flying over the ocean

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Linda Alice Fowler

July 15, 2023 at 11:31 AM

LOL Terry. I had to laugh out loud when I read this one! Congrats! :)

Terry Flood

July 15, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Thanks, Linda. Glad to give you a laugh. Terry

John Read

July 7, 2023 at 2:09 AM

Bombs away.

Terry Flood

July 10, 2023 at 3:38 PM

‘Splosh!’

Andrea Dietrich

July 6, 2023 at 10:39 PM

It's embarrassing to have to do it on a plane when someone is waiting to go in next. Haha. Congrats

Terry Flood

July 10, 2023 at 3:37 PM

I find a hand grenade clears the air…. But have you ever tried getting one on a plane? Honestly; so many rules!

Sotto Poet

July 6, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Congratulations on your victory, Terry. Your humor brought me great joy and laughter.

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Thank you, Sotto. Poetry can sometimes get above itself. It’s nice to ‘stoop’ once in a while.

Tania Kitchin

July 6, 2023 at 4:10 PM

Terry, so funny, made me laugh, congratulations on your win.

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:40 PM

I wrote four ‘possibles’ for this contest and ultimately, more or less, flipped a coin. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Beryl Edmonds

July 5, 2023 at 12:29 AM

Terry that’s hilarious, it’s given me the first laugh of today, congratulations on your win in Jan’s contest. Belle

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:42 PM

If I can start your day with a laugh, then I’m well chuffed. Thanks, Belle. Terry

Lin Lane

July 4, 2023 at 5:28 PM

I'm sorry I didn't see this when you posted it, but I'm so glad to read it now! Terry, your humor is fantastic.

Lin Lane

July 6, 2023 at 4:50 PM

Oh, Jesus

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:45 PM

Thank you, Lin. I posted this quite close to the ‘full up’ time, so I shall forgive you… now… bring me five loaves and fishes. ;-)

I Am Anaya

July 4, 2023 at 4:39 PM

Congratulations Terry!

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Thank you, Anaya. Appreciated. Terry

Jan Allison

July 4, 2023 at 4:10 PM

OMG Terry this was a pooper poem I love it so much - wish id written it myself lol:-) the poem and title are perfect! Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 4:48 PM

Thanks, Jan and thanks for my placement. Terry