The Scoop On the Poop

The reporter was thrown for a loop,
Her intentions were "Just get the scoop"!
But the scoop was delayed,
Constipation betrayed-
Sadly, stuck in the shoot was the poop!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Sambourne Avatar
August 28, 2023 at 6:00 AM
A terrific limerick. Funny + creative. I hope the shoot opened. Cheers, Brian 4
Fowler Avatar
July 15, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Very funny and clever Craig. Congratulations! :)
Johnson Avatar
July 7, 2023 at 6:10 AM
I like the way you a (veil'd) your limerick.
Dietrich Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Great limerick, Craig!
Allison Avatar
July 4, 2023 at 4:42 PM
I was so delighted you joined in the contest Craig with this perfect limerick. Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Cornish Avatar
July 4, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Thank you, Jan, it was fun
Rodrigues Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Funny!
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