Short Pickup Poems
Short Pickup Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pickup by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pickup by length and keyword.
You are one adorable chick.
I could show you a good time.
Do you come here often?
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
He was a temporary hookup
He went out like a garbage pickup
He was ugly at most
Tasted burnt like toast
Soon I'll need a medical checkup
The clown poured out his bag of tricks
Also, his large pickup sticks
They were broken in half
The people started to laugh
Then calls him a no talent prick
A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
"Would you fancy a duck?"
was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine.
Oh hey girl, I have to inquire
Do you like to sit on live wire?
You’re making me choke
From all of that smoke
‘Cause damn girl, that booty’s on fire!
Mercedes greets Fridays with glee—
With girlfriends she drinks up a spree.
Boasts a dude in one bar,
“Though her name’s a fine car,
She’s merely a pickup to me.”
you shouldn’t eyeball pretty girls
driving your 10-speed bike in heavy traffic
~ rammed back of pickup van
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
we go
we do it slow
so we can make stops
mabe drive around the block
to make pickup that good stuff
at a drive in
thats the way my friends
and its cool
ON THE ROAD FOOD
Never had the courage to say,
"Hi Beautiful, will you go to bed with me?"
My face would probably get slapped
But as they say in baseball
many strikeouts for a Home Run.
A drunk redneck fell out of his pickup
While in the middle of a big hiccup
When a needy dame
Saw the new fair game
And wondered how she’d pick up that hick up
2/20/16
sudsing clouds of tangelo meringue;
saffron and gamboge blend
below the burgeoning sky.
bare bones Winter;
see through branches;
pickup truck nearby.
Insides become hard-boiled.
Yolks and whites; fork them up.
Love in Miracle Whip.
Between slices - pickup.
We won’t step on eggshells;
Consensual crack up.
Love may come from unexpected places
Between strangers, unfamiliar faces
Heart is blind, it has no eyes
Mystic's the flip of dice
Fate can come with cards of kings and aces
Best pickup line:
Are you sure you're not a caterer, because I'd love to book you for dinner.
Reply:
No, but I'd love to feast anyway!
Best Pickup Line Contest by Judy Konos
Form:
Pauly’s Bank Deposits
Pauly’s passkey
Pickup hiccups
Passbook Facebook
Payload payroll
Honey money
Crossbow bankroll
5/18/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021 ©
My Son's Porsche is in the shop for repairs
Rented a pickup, couldn't avoid all the stares
Kept yelling out loud
To the gathering crowd
"My other car's a Porsche, my daddy's Fred Astaire”
I swear Sir!
Enough of that!
Your unwanted fervor
Driving me mad, insane;
Your empty ambitions,
Vapid stories,
No manners;
To make it short –
Go to Hell and stay awhile
Or may be longer…
I swear, Sir!
There is a message for you at this greeting link. Aloha, Connie
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Form:
it was working in the sun
the truck run
would make pickup
it was that cotton stuff
doing this i got a love kiss
worker in the mill
at the cotton still
we became sister and brother
also a
COTTON FEILD LOVER
There's a girl named *blank* with fire red
hair
She makes all the boys stop and stare
But little boys ain't what she's looking for
A country man she hopes to score
Riding round in a pickup truck
Hopin that they don't get stuck
A young man in a brand-new red Ford pickup
Is said to have had very, very bad luck
Driving it rather hard,
Through a neighbor’s front yard,
The yard turned into a sodden muddy muck.
written January 21, 2022
Cruising in my pickup truck
Seems I might be out of luck
A semi with a heavy load
Just ran my ass off the road
I wonder if he was aware
I doubt he even saw me there
Not much to do at this stage
To help subdue my growing rage
My car is old and fallin apart
Sometimes it doesn't even want to start
It has a hood the color blue
I really wish for something new
A lotto win, a ton of cash
I'd buy a new one in a flash
Maybe with a little luck
It could be a pickup truck
His straw sank to the bottom
Hey babe you need a straw to stir your drinks
Beautiful pickup line hon, what do you thinks
I think your blue calm ocean
Needs some whirling motion
I see a whale curing your blues as it sinks
connie pachecho
1/10/17
she had an ominous feeling
when she began to climb into the green pickup
Her six children's faces flashed in her brain
She knew she was not returning home
They will be better off she thought
The man gave her a smile that chilled her
Thanks for getting in he said