Short Pickup Poems

Grinch
driving a red pickup
sense of humor...

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rising and falling
hemming and hawing

fifty-two pickup
jokers included...

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not one
for pickup lines
(need to start drinking first!)
say "Love decorate my room tonight"
"Sorry"...

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He was a temporary hookup
He went out like a garbage pickup
He was ugly at most
Tasted burnt like toast 
Soon I'll need a medical checkup...

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No one can deny your young body;
Would you consider this old noddy?
	Let‘s explore all angles,
	Even bit that dangles.
You’re headier than a hot toddy!
...

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The clown poured out his bag of tricks
Also, his large pickup sticks
They were broken in half
The people started to laugh
Then calls him a no talent prick...

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A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
	"Would you fancy a duck?"
	was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine....

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Oh hey girl, I have to inquire 
Do you like to sit on live wire?
    You’re making me choke 
    From all of that smoke
‘Cause damn girl, that booty’s on fire!...

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Mercedes greets Fridays with glee—
With girlfriends she drinks up a spree.
Boasts a dude in one bar,
“Though her name’s a fine car,
She’s merely a pickup to me.”...

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shouldn’t drive a bike and eyeball pretty girls
lesson learned the hard way when
you rammed back of pickup van



Posted on November 4, 2017
-saw this for myself-...

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we go
we do it slow
so we can make stops
mabe drive around the block
to make pickup that good stuff
at a drive in
thats the way  my friends
and its cool
ON THE ROAD FOOD...

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Never had the courage to say, 
"Hi Beautiful, will you go to bed with me?"
My face would probably get slapped
But as they say in baseball
many strikeouts for a Home Run....

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A drunk redneck fell out of his pickup
While in the middle of a big hiccup
When a needy dame
Saw the new fair game
And wondered how she’d pick up that hick up

2/20/16...

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Love may come from unexpected places 
Between strangers, unfamiliar faces 
Heart is blind, it has no eyes 
Mystic's the flip of dice 
Fate can come with cards of kings and aces...

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Best pickup line:

Are you sure you're not a caterer, because I'd love to book you for dinner.

Reply:
  No, but I'd love to feast anyway! 


Best Pickup Line Contest by Judy Konos...

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Pauly’s Bank Deposits

Pauly’s passkey
Pickup hiccups
Passbook Facebook
Payload payroll
Honey money
Crossbow bankroll

5/18/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021 ©...

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My Son's Porsche is in the shop for repairs
Rented a pickup, couldn't avoid all the stares
Kept yelling out loud
To the gathering crowd 
"My other car's a Porsche, my daddy's Fred Astaire”...

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I swear Sir! 
Enough of that!
Your unwanted fervor
Driving me mad, insane;
Your empty ambitions, 
Vapid stories,
No manners;
To make it short –
Go to Hell and stay awhile 
Or may be longer…
I swear, Sir!...

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There is a message for you at this greeting link. Aloha, Connie

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=5267523408196&source=jl999&utm_medium=internal_email&utm_source=pickup&utm_campaign=receivercontent...

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it was working in the sun
the truck run
would make pickup
it was that cotton stuff
doing this i got a love kiss
 worker in the mill
at the cotton still
we became sister and brother
also a
COTTON FEILD LOVER...

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There's a girl named *blank* with fire red 
hair
She makes all the boys stop and stare
But little boys ain't what she's looking for
A country man she hopes to score
Riding round in a pickup truck
Hopin that they don't get stuck...

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A young man in a brand-new red Ford pickup
Is said to have had very, very bad luck
Driving it rather hard,
Through a neighbor’s front yard,
The yard turned into a sodden muddy muck.

written January 21, 2022...

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Cruising in my pickup truck

Seems I might be out of luck

A semi with a heavy load

Just ran my ass off the road

I wonder if he was aware

I doubt he even saw me there

Not much to do at this stage

To help subdue my growing rage...

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My car is old and fallin apart
Sometimes it doesn't even want to start
It has a hood the color blue
I really wish for something new
A lotto win, a ton of cash
I'd buy a new one in a flash
Maybe with a little luck
It could be a pickup truck...

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His straw sank to the bottom


Hey babe you need a straw to stir your drinks
Beautiful pickup line hon, what do you thinks
I think your blue calm ocean
Needs some whirling motion
I see a whale curing your blues as it sinks

connie pachecho

1/10/17...

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