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Jessica C. Wheeler

Pickup Fails

Oh hey girl, I have to inquire 
Do you like to sit on live wire?
    You’re making me choke 
    From all of that smoke
‘Cause damn girl, that booty’s on fire!

Copyright © Jessica C. Wheeler | Year Posted 2024

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January 29, 2024 at 4:18 PM

Congratulations on your first place win!

Richard Lamoureux

January 29, 2024 at 1:56 PM

Congratulations, that was a fun one to read.

January 29, 2024 at 7:26 AM

Congratulations on your winning work. Way to go. Sara K

Suzette Richards

January 29, 2024 at 4:40 AM

This had me in stitches. Congratulations on the trophy win in my contest, Jessica.

Suzette Richards

January 30, 2024 at 3:24 AM

You are welcome, Jessica :)

Jessica C. Wheeler

January 29, 2024 at 6:30 AM

Suzette, I am honored! Thank you so much for hosting such a fun contest! :) xo

January 29, 2024 at 3:51 AM

Jessica, a great limerick, very funny, congratulations on your trophy win.

Jessica C. Wheeler

January 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM

Thank you so much, Tania!:)

Linda Alice Fowler

January 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM

LOL Jessica. I'm still laughing after reading it twice! :)

Jessica C. Wheeler

January 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM

lol thank you so much, Linda!

January 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM

LOL! Good one!

Jessica C. Wheeler

January 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM

Haha thank you, Kim!

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