Short Mummy Poems

pharaoh of Egypt
mummy devoid of life
death is ultimate...

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So embarrassing
Mummy volunteered at Guides
Stay, you are ok...

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I
Will make
You scream to
See your childhood 
Everyday like a ghost so don't leave now...

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Last Minute Halloween Costume
Toilet paper wraps;
Costs less to dress as mummy,
Mom thinks it’s funny!...

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Poetry soup is so yummy,
Everyone is a poet no dummy,
Reminds me of my mummy,
And her boyfriend SAMMY.

;-)...

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Many moons ago
Rudolph played in the snow
He did not have to fly
With Father Christmas, in the sky
Because his Mummy said no...

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Cookie ghost baked by mummy,
With a pit in its tummy,
We have filled it's belly,
With lots of jelly,
And it tastes, so yum yum yummy!!...

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Sarcophagus lay in the ditch
the wagon had lost its hitch
	dearest mummy was gone
	breath renewed by Amon 
she befell the wanderer’s itch...

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Before they become a mummy
Some girls may feel awful crummy
Morning sickness is real
But whatever they feel
At least they can see their tummy...

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My mummy lies over the ocean
And my mummy lies over the sea
My Mummy lies in bed
 - and many times with Fred - 
So lying comes natural to me!...

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Teddy was very angry
He called out to his mummy
She said "what's the fuss"
Teddy said "I missed the bus"
THey've gone to the picnic without me...

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you’re always crawling
with a fixed petulant pout
go back to mummy!

Inspired by the youtube clip of Divine

4/6/18...

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Wrinkled hands shiver, touch me
 we’re back to playing the old game,
I’ll be mummy and you, me.



This poem is for Francine's Mothers day contest....

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Yummy
Mummy

Chubby
Hubby

Jumping 
Pumping

Moaning
Groaning

Huffing 
Puffing

Orgasm 
Sarcasm

Wants more
Loud snore
...

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I took a mummy to school today
She promised to keep her mouth shut, okay?
Cussed like a sailor
Ticked off Miss Caylor
Now I hate this mummy in every way!...

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There once was a timid young mummy
His attire incredibly crummy
	He draped a dinner jacket
	across his golden casket
Now the pretty ghouls are more chummy...

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He pounded the pavement feeling crummy
his job outlook not very sunny
then he saw a sign
help wanted come inside
becoming a crash test mummy dummy.



10-22-17...

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Sadly, Ivana Trump died today,
Her ex-husband had this to say,
She was lovely and a good Mummy,
Then further on, he asked for money,
When will it be his time to pay...

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I have a little puppy,
Whose name is fluffy,
He has a mummy,who is very funny.
The mummy is plump,	
But still she jumps,so high,			
After that she heaves a big sigh....

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Many moons ago,
Rudolph played in the snow.
He did not have to fly,
With Father Christmas, in the sky,
Beccause his Mummy said no.




I wrote this some time ago....

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A pyromaniac named Jack,
Who hailed from the town of Hackensack,
Decided one day, 
with matches he’d play
He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!
...

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Being archeologists we let out a sigh, 
after reading a Mummy warning sign,:
If he should awake,
life's not at stake,
has limp and is no longer in his prime.

10-17-16...

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Rapunzel hair 
For mummy 
Eyebrows mummy 
She paints 
On kitchen rolls 
Purple felt and rouge 
 
 
Age 3
Aspirations: variable 
Artist today 
 
 
Yasemin Balandi...

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I once had a dream that I was a mummy
Don't ask me why But it wasn't funny
  I was scared out my mind
  Where is this place and this time
When I woke up I felt like a dummy...

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Baubles and tinsel, twinkling lights on the tree
Snow falling gently its Christmas yippee!
I feel so excited I'm jumping with joy
I shout out to mummy 
Santa's left me a toy....

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