Short Missus Poems
Short Missus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Missus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Missus by length and keyword.
Narcissus
twirling curly-locks
Narcissus
is his own missus...
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Categories:
missus, beauty, hair, mirror,
Form:
Senryu
Manhattan Missus
Manhattan
Missus
Slaying
The masses
With class
And glasses
Never giving up
With a sash
That slashes...
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Categories:
missus, america, appreciation, assonance,
Form:
Free verse
Untitled
I'm on the moon tonight
Shroud in icy eyes
Blowing kisses
To my Missus
I'm veiled inverse tonight....
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Categories:
missus, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Mister Robin Goes To Work
In his navy blue coat with cap
& donning a smart auburn vest
Mr. Robin flew off in a hurry--
leaving the Missus to nest :)...
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Categories:
missus, bird, blue, city, flying, garden, red, work,
Form:
Quatrain
Wife's Wisdom
Our dog drinks from the toilet bowl.
Which makes the missus howl.
She shouts its not a watering hole;
It's a place to move your bowels....
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Categories:
missus, dog, drink, howl, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
Looking For Love
Lonely Louie was looking for love
so he prayed to the Lord up above,
"Please, bring me a missus
who gives lots of kisses
despite what I might be short of!"...
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Categories:
missus, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick
My missus' main problem would be
when her hair hangs down wet, she can't see
and then what did she do?
she used my Cat's shampoo
now we can't get her out of the tree!...
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Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Bugler
Bugler
Beyond the mists of Tattered Ridge,
Plays a Bugler who bugles alone.
He’d prefer to bugle in his living room,
But the missus won’t let him,
when she’s at home....
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Categories:
missus, fun, music, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Comet, Cupid, Vixen, and Flasher
Missus Claus had to trudge down to jail,
Once more toting with her Santa's bail;
Seems where people all shop
He let red trousers drop:
He enjoys showing biddies he's male....
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Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Santa Season
Seasons greetings, all is jolly,
Christmas spirit, sprigs of holly,
happy time of party kisses,
Santa cheating on his missus!
written 19th December for Andrea's chastushka contest...
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Categories:
missus, christmas,
Form:
Chastushka
He Plays Away From Home
Mike’s mistress loves wearing short skirts
She nibbles his neck, how she flirts
On the day he's caught out
There’ll be trouble no doubt
His missus will kick him where it hurts!
9/7/18...
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Categories:
missus, betrayal, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Valentine Footles
Funny bunnies, Honey,
Costa lotta money!
So do pretty posies,
Panties, chocs and roses.
If I had a packet,
I could really hack it …
But you can’t buy prezzies
If you don’t have readies.
Nicer far than this is
Hugs and kisses, Missus!...
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Categories:
missus, funny,
Form:
Footle
Menage La La
Well, Wiki with Missus Kissy,
Are discreet lovers of Sissy.
So, they know she swings both ways.
And brings those Mazola sprays,
If She visits Mistress Prissy.
Entered in The Limerick Poetry Contest.
Sponsored By: Tania Kitchin.
4/30/ 23. Contest Winner....
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Categories:
missus, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Ornery Cat
Simba's an ornery cat says the vet
During visits both get greatly upset
Simba grumbles and hisses
Not at me or the missus
But at the vet who ain't tamed him as yet
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
missus, animals, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Custer's Last Bluster
What did Custer bluster as he saw the Indians rushin' up the valley?
"HERE COME THE INDIANS, BOYS! AIN'T NO TIME TO DALLY"!
Custer's brave troopers fought with all the force they could muster,
But the Indians won the day thereby makin' a widder of Missus Custer!...
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Categories:
missus, humorous, native american, war,
Form:
Clerihew
Pork You Pine
needles and nettles
thistles and thrushes
thrashers and hashish
each has a has as each
a brother and sister
a mister and missus
a this and a that is
their there and
they're there
and no
where
to be
found
finding
all is lost
what cost
freedom we
shall overcome...
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Categories:
missus, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Doc's Advice
Oft I turn to my friend Doc Mc Neish
When depressed; he just says: Eat a quiche
Hear me out; do not scoff
Missus got barking cough
His advice: Put her quick on a leash!
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10th November 2014
Contest: Limericks Clean and Clever
Sponsor: Roy Jerden...
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Categories:
missus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
As Mother's Day Winds Down, Cheering Sad Ones
I
I must have TEA
Must have been in a state
Mississippi
Must have sipped stale TEA
WENT TO HorsePetal
Flowery Hospital
Recovered Nicely
Re-covered
Doctored prescribed wisely
II
Missus Have TEA
Tennis T anyone
Yes Tennessee -
If Miss Sippy
Wore her New Jersey
What did Dellswear?
Go to ALASKA...
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Categories:
missus, america, funny, humor, irony, joy, light, literature,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Asks the Missus To Take Over On Christmas Eve
When Santa said, "I'm DONE, my Dear,
replace me and bring me great cheer,”
he showed he’s unfair.
No woman would wear
the same outfit year after year!
howmanysyllables.com 8 8 5 5 8
December 15, 2022
Contest Title: A Funny Santa Limerick Placed 2nd
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
missus, christmas,
Form:
Limerick
A Pocket Full of Love
A pocket full of sand
To some seems rather bland
But at least I now know
Where I stand with you
A pocket full of rocks
That sparkle promises
Unless they are all perfect
Are all total misses
But a pocket full of love
With no material images
Are so far better for me
That you can be my missus
DAMO x...
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Categories:
missus, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Missus Claus's Fear
Santa Claus departs with his wife in fear
Not occasionally, but every year,
That he’ll slip and fall
And breaking his jaw,
Put himself out of commission, Oh dear!
Written November 27, 2022
Submitted to "Holiday Limerick" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
10/10/5/5/10 by HMS...
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Categories:
missus, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Angelic Kisses
angelic kisses from the missus,
no it wasn't she?
bludger had some spiky whiskas
awful bugger werent a 4 me,
watch out for dem shirt-tail lifters,
bugger off stop bugging me...
re: 'sweet nothings' Dave Williams...
good on ya mate.....Don
love is sweet, but incomplete,
if ya strike a gal
with whiskers neat:(...
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Categories:
missus, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Cars One
Cars One
A coffin for your children
A hearse for your fat missus
A burden on the mother earth
We will not be forgiven
A curse to city dwellers
A blessing for shopping mauls
Noisy,ugly,overvalued
Ridiculously LARGE
More power than 500 horses
Faster than a train
Sophisticated self maintaining
Millstones with a brain....
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Categories:
missus, car, city, environment, technology,
Form:
I do not know?
Esther
I'd heard of this woman called Esther,
Who much prefered London to Leiceter,
Coz you could stay up all night
And still have the right
To behave the next day like a jester
So I met that woman called Esther,
That the world and his missus did pester,
"I do what I can"
She'd say to the clan,
"If you don't like it then find it in Leicester."...
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Categories:
missus, woman,
Form:
Limerick
The Thingamajig
D ug it out from under the stairs,
I knew it would be useful someday.
S aving it I was for future repairs,
C huffed I never threw it away.
A ll in good order as good as new,
R atchets and spindles all spinning.
D amned if I know what it used to do,
E minently too good for binning.
D on't care what the missus might say,
...........I'm keeping this sucker for a rainy day....
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Categories:
missus, humorous,
Form:
Acrostic